Possessing the powers of Amon from Lord of Mysteries, a mysterious being who adopts Amon's identity, a true god with errors and dual sequences, wearing a monocle, I am a con artist who travels through countless worlds. In Soubu High School, I made the entire school do calisthenics with me; in Fuyuki City, the Holy Grail War turned into a prank war; in Marineford, I turned the Marineford War into a massive rave.

Don't ask me why, the answer is simply—it's for fun.

This is a story about chaos, laughter, and a touch of tenderness. Of course, it's mostly chaos.

Friendly reminder: Don't be afraid, please hug your blanket tightly before reading, after all, I won't suddenly appear beside you.

[All-girls chasing a husband: a crematorium + relaxed daily life + youthful campus life + Shura field] Thanks for the invitation. College life is full of ex-girlfriends! The campus beauty from the same freshman class? She's Chen Minggang's ex from their "amicable breakup"! The gentle, popular senior in the department? She's the ex-girlfriend who disappeared without even saying "goodbye"! Even the intellectually elegant professor? She was his stepmother's ex-girlfriend from his youth! Just when he thought he'd reached the limit of his life's challenges, his father announced, "Son, you've got a new sister. She'll live at home from now on. Get along well!" He opened the door and saw the girl reading with her legs crossed on the sofa. She looked up... Their eyes met, and the air froze! It was the all-around academic ex-girlfriend who looked at him like trash when they were dating. The most bizarre thing is, all these exes are ready to chase him back?! He's surrounded by exes at school, and at home, his exes have become his stepsisters... Can he still go to school?!

He has been reincarnated nine times and died tragically nine times.

Fan Pai's journey from struggling to scheming, from escaping to defying fate,

Despite their arduous struggles, they ultimately could not escape being rejected and humiliated by the entire world.

Nine generations of blood-red imprints are etched deep within the soul.

Reborn for the tenth time, Fan Pai looked at the familiar Qinghe Peak and felt only absurdity and exhaustion.

"Whatever."

After giving up, fate inexplicably began to favor him.

The system that I had been waiting for through nine lifetimes of rebirth suddenly bound me at lightning speed, and even claimed that it would help me defy fate.

Fan Pai's assessment of this was—

oh?

Okay, that works too. Take care, goodbye.

Heh, that dog Tiandao, he's playing pretty fancy tricks.

Anyway, there's no rush. Let's play around with it and pull out a few of its teeth within three steps.

But just when he was drifting through life with a "what's the use" attitude, something unexpected happened—

Whether it's a master or a childhood sweetheart, a confidante or a cold and aloof empress,

Even reincarnated empresses, demonic witches, and young demon lords...

One by one, they came to his door with bloodshot eyes, their gazes so fervent they seemed to want to devour him alive.

Fan Pai was stunned.

No, what do you mean by "I won't leave until I make you happy today"?

Damn system! Help me!

No?! What do you mean, "Husband, please don't run away! This is all the empire I built for you!"?

You damned Heavenly Dao! Quickly unleash your invincible control techniques!

Huh? What do you mean you've been turned into a beast-eared loli and you're feeling a bit hot right now?

No! This isn't real!

After the college entrance exam, Jiang Xiao was bound to a super-rich system called "Money to Spend." However, upon learning that activating the system required saving 1 billion yuan, Jiang Xiao was extremely frustrated. At the same time, his parents disappeared. Did they anticipate Jiang Xiao's poor performance on the college entrance exam and run away beforehand? It wasn't until his parents' friend, Uncle Wu, appeared and told Jiang Xiao that he was actually a rich second-generation heir. Feeling ashamed that Jiang Xiao had suffered for 18 years, his parents left home, leaving him 1 billion yuan as pocket money. "Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully saved 1 billion yuan! The 'Money to Spend' system is successfully activated!" From then on, Jiang Xiao embarked on a super-rich path with his parents running away from home.