[Time travel + alternate history + prince consort + no system + showing off and face-slapping + multiple female leads]

Yang Yi's soul transmigrated, becoming the only grandson of the Duke of Zhenguo of the Great Wei Dynasty.

The most notorious playboy in the Great Wei Dynasty, with his noble status, wealth, and power, should have had an incredibly enjoyable life.

Before he could even laugh out loud, he learned that the emperor had bestowed upon him a marriage, to be with the legendary, arrogant, and venomous Princess Anning.

Yang Yi's pupils dilated in shock: "Marry a princess? You have to bow and kneel on a washboard every day, and you can't even take concubines? Do you want this kind of blessing?"

In order to escape this "tragic marriage," he embarked on a path of self-destruction.

Brothel brawl, harassing the courtesan, beating up the princess...

But who could have imagined that the more he acted, the brighter the Emperor's eyes became on the dragon throne: "This kid is shameless! Arrogant! He has the style of my youth. I like him, so he's the one."

Even more outrageous, Princess Changning, who was rumored to be as elegant as bamboo, got involved, saying with a smile, "If my sister doesn't want it, then I will."

Yang Yi: "...Wait, this script isn't right?!"

Thus, a grand "battle against marriage" was transformed into a headline story in Chang'an: "Two princesses vying for the prince consort."

Meanwhile, Yang Yi, forced by the emperor to "shoulder the responsibility of two princesses," secretly pulled out gunpowder formulas, economic strategies, and modern military tactics...

"Since there's no escaping it, then don't blame me—I'll lie drunk on a beauty's lap and wake up to wield power over the world!"

If you don't cause trouble during a time travel, is it even a time travel story?

After getting drunk one night, Liu Yu inherited an amusement park.

He instantly went from a penniless college graduate to a promising young man with three and a half small goals in debt.

Looking at the mountains of garbage, the grass swaying in the wind revealing cattle and sheep... at the amusement park, Liu Yu sighed that making the amusement park great again was even more difficult than making America great again.

Fortunately! Liu Yu is a young man with debt, dreams, and a systematic approach, making him the perfect candidate for the amusement park's grand plan.

One after another, magnificent amusement rides stand tall on the amusement park's grounds, while quirky staff members move about the park grounds. Great again, it's not far away.

"Faceless Man! Don't give candy to children indiscriminately, or parents will complain."

"Nobita, when you're shooting, could you please give way to the customers a little, so they can feel a bit involved?"

"March 7th! Don't forget to charge for taking photos! Twenty yuan per photo."

"Xing, stop rummaging through the trash can, that's mine."

"Xiangling, Aikefei, Liu Angxing, hurry up and cook! Can't you see those hungry, helpless customers?"

"GBA, you're not a game, get back to work."

…………

Looking at the chaotic amusement park, Liu Yu wondered how far he was from achieving his goal of becoming great again.

I want to write a book. First, I need an interesting and handsome protagonist to connect with the reader. Then, one or two beautiful, lovely girls... maybe three or four would be nice too. With a boy and a girl, it's only natural to add some romance, some ambiguity, some heart-throbs, a layer of milk and honey, a touch of bitterness and astringency, all mixed together... It looks delicious. Then, add a flirty narrator and set it up as a system. Finally, to make the book taste even better, I need to add more sugar. I open the sugar jar, and then, with a slip of my hand, I pour the whole thing in... Damn, isn't that too sweet? I hurriedly pour in some more "Book of Songs," some Shura scenes, some life philosophy... Finally, this is the book... I think it tastes pretty good.