【Eating melon system + hilarious + mind reading for the whole family】

After living for 20 years, Su Anan suddenly got a melon-eating system, and learned that the world she lived in was a book, and her whole family was a villain.

Su Anan: ...Her family members are villains?

At the same time, the Su family was suddenly able to hear Su Anan's voice.

The whole family is a villain! How is that possible?! They are all good, law-abiding citizens!

Then, they began their journey of eating melons and making trouble...

What! Mr. Shen is having an affair with his nanny! But he’s almost eighty!

The Su family members all looked at Mr. Shen and the nanny with admiration in their eyes. They were still strong despite their old age!

At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain overbearing CEO, despite his cool exterior, actually suffered from hemorrhoids and even applied ointment to the banquet.

The Su family looked at the CEO with a meaningful look. Tsk tsk tsk, it really is true that appearances are not to be judged! No wonder his posture was a little awkward. Hey! He just scratched his butt with his hand!

After the banquet, the Su family tacitly shortened the time they spent in the toilet. They absolutely could not get hemorrhoids!

In a certain business field, Father Su has found new news, and it is from a new partner.

The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old elegant partner actually likes to wear women's clothing in private! He also likes to play role-playing with his wife!

Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head. It was over. The image in his mind was lingering, and he suddenly couldn't bear to look at his partner. What should he do?

The life of eating melons is really wonderful. As for being a villain! Whoever wants to be one can be one. They are busy eating melons every day!

In 3155, a phenomenon known as the "Hundred Years of Silence" swept the world, bringing with it a variety of strange dungeons and players with varying abilities.

A hundred years later, the phenomenon gradually subsided, but the dungeons and abilities remained. *3796, Desolate Zone.

Cheng Tingyu opened her right eye in front of a mirror. Lines of information, resembling textual instructions, flashed past her reflection.

[Name: Cheng Tingyu] [Ability: [*Unstable*] [*Parsing Error*] [*Cannot be displayed*]] [Status: [*Unstable*]] [Cooling down period: 0]

"The copy is likely to appear in places where humans gather;

"The probability of the copy appearing is positively correlated with the degree of chaos in the current area;

"The probability of the copy appearing is positively correlated with the length of time spent in a specific area;

"The probability of a player being captured by a copy is higher than that of a non-player;

"People who have entered a copy and successfully broken through the copy will not be captured by the copy for a period of time unless they actively enter the copy;"

-- by "Human Daily Survival Code No. 8749";

Jiang Wanning traveled into a book.

She was reborn as the mother of the scumbag male protagonist, and helped Bai Lianhua abuse the female protagonist's wicked mother-in-law.

Thinking of his own frustration at not being able to slap someone in the book while reading, Jiang Wanning rolled up his sleeves and slapped his eldest son, who was asking to marry Bai Lianhua as his concubine. "Pa!"

The eldest son was stunned: "Mom, you hit me?"

Jiang Wanning: "You favor your concubine and kill your wife, and the one you're slapping is you!"

"?"

As soon as the second son rescued the little sister from the water, Jiang Wanning slapped him—"Pa!"

The second son was confused: "Mother?"

Jiang Wanning: "Who told you to leave your pregnant wife behind and save another woman?! I can't wake you up even with a slap!"

"?"

The youngest son took his bride forward and was about to introduce her joyfully, "Mother, A Wu is the girl who saved me on the battlefield..."

Jiang Wanning slapped him mercilessly again—"Pa!"

The younger son was confused: "Mother?"

Jiang Wanning: "Even a lifesaver can admit his mistakes. If I don't slap you, who else can I slap?"

"?"

midnight.

The Marquis held the divorce agreement, puzzled.

"Butler, I don't have a concubine, I don't have a junior sister, and I don't have a lifesaver... Why does my wife want to divorce me?"

Through the blood, Su Jinyue saw a familiar figure running towards her. With a sad smile, she only then realized that she had fallen in love with this man. If she could do it again, she will definitely choose to marry him. It’s a pity that there is no ‘if’ in life, and there is no restart…

The blessings of fate brought her back to the beginning. Since God has given her another chance, she will never make the mistakes of her previous life again. In this life, she only wants him. As for the people who hurt her, she will never show mercy.

There are only two things in Bai Tang’s life that are deeply rooted in her heart. One, fighting and killing, and two, tempering her treasure sword, Canglan.

What? Let her guide the blackened big boss? Since when is she the type to do such a meticulous work?

Hence.

“The host really doesn’t play the cards according to common sense at all!” System 168’s heart expressed extreme fatigue.

Wen Su, who came from the abyss full of bones, said, “If my family and friends loathe me, then I will disregard human relations and disown all blood relatives. If the whole world loathe me, then let blood flows into rivers.”

Bai Tang: Good boy, I will feed and clothe you, give you housing and transportation, poems and distance will also give you. Just be a good person! I will not point a sword at your heart, nor imprison your body with an iron cage.

Wen Su: Oh, but the only thing I want is a wife just like you.

I was in the abyss, but then you came in carrying a poisonous light. But why weren’t you burned by the poison? Since then, unable to forget, I put away my body full of spikes and thorns.

A slow burn love story about a female black lotus big boss VS a scheming villain.

She was the head of a powerful, medicine-orientated aristocratic family.

Crossing through a millennium, she ended up in the body of the General Household’s “trash” young miss, whose engagement with the Crown Prince was just broken as she suffered under everybody’s taunts!

In the drafting feast, she was re-engaged by the Emperor to marry the famous disabled prince!

Everybody laughed, a blind trash with a disabled wastrel. What a perfect match!

However, they didn’t know that in her hand, she grasped the long-lost primordial pill recipes! Her practice in medicine had reached the apex! Her contracted beasts were unique in the world!

What was the most frightening, was the disabled prince she was engaged to…….

A black-belly full of dirty tricks, with a heaven-opposing cultivation physique, he defeats all geniuses!

In his wheelchair during the day, yet entangling her in bed as he trained his waist muscles… MF! Is he really crippled!?

When I opened my eyes, I was inexplicably transported back to the first day of my escape from the apocalypse twenty years ago.

"Classmate, are you a person with powers? Do you want to consider joining our special operations team?"

Looking at the man with sparkling peach blossom eyes opposite, Xie Ning refused ruthlessly: "Thank you, I have a team."

"Ah, what team are you on?"

"Everything I said is right."

"Yes, you are beautiful and everything you say is right. In this way, you join our team, and my brother will accompany you to practice stalls in rain or shine, and kill monsters with you in thick and thin."

"Like this every day, year after year?"

"Yeah! My brother works hard to make money, and he kills monsters every day for you to pick up. How about that?"

Xie Ning:......

After rebirth, the small space turned into a large mobile villa. Originally, I just wanted to live my small life peacefully.

I never wanted to offend such a clingy monster. I want to ask, how can I reject the monster with ruthlessness and indifference?

Waiting online, it’s quite urgent...

In her previous life, Song Yu was a top actress, famous throughout the country, but ultimately succumbed to overwork and sudden death in front of the red carpet due to the intense competition. After she died and opened her eyes, she never expected the new world to be even more competitive!

In this world, everyone aspires to become a Beast Tamer. High school students train their physical fitness at four in the morning, and college lasts for 12 years. Children who don’t study hard are even sent to mental hospitals. The original owner of this body, in pursuit of success, broke off her engagement with her poor fiancé and married into a wealthy family.

However, it just so happens that this is a male revenge novel, and the poor fiancé, Bai Yuhuan, is the male lead. The original owner even ends up getting killed off as part of the plot and left dead in the wilderness.

Song Yu: … I’m tired. Just let it all be destroyed. I just want to be a lazy fish.

But even a lazy fish doesn’t want to be sent to a mental hospital.

So, from that day on, Song Yu brought out all of her acting skills and became a drama queen.

While others participated in combat matches, she pretended to be seriously injured and lay on the ground eating snacks.

When others were taking exams, she faked a stomachache and went to the medical room to sleep.

When others were choosing high-potential contract beasts, after putting on a show of effort, she reluctantly chose a worthless pet.

Even when contract beasts wanted to train, she encouraged them to watch anime, read novels, and play games with her, pretending that this was the real path to becoming stronger.

An inexplicable danger lurks within the harbor, where numerous containers emit a pungent stench. Suddenly, crew members fell ill and began to wildly attack other people. The text that appeared out of thin air told her that this was a survival game.

Fu Anan thought that it was just a dream, and that she wouldn’t be affected by it once she woke up.

It wasn’t until the game told her: She would die if she didn’t follow the rules of the game. She would also die if she didn’t survive for at least thirty days in the game…

Unknown danger on the cruise ship; An isolated island that suffocates people; creatures inside the fog; Floods that engulf everything; Epidemic with no cure; Constantly collapsing lands……

How should one survive in various natural and man-made disasters, and in environments where resources are scarce?

Forensic expert Lin Chu was suddenly thrown into an infinite apocalypse.

When others see zombies: “Oh my god, disgusting creatures covered in blood and flesh, stay away!”

When Lin Chu sees zombies: “Moving 206 bones! Walking points, the more, the better!”

Relying on her old profession, she quickly adapted to the bloody apocalyptic world.

In a place full of chaos, others avoid it, but Lin Chu’s eyes gleam as she charges forward.

In her left hand, a thigh bone; in her right, expired medicine—both are good items, after all, she has the ability to turn waste into treasure.

Zombies, storms, earthquakes, fire rains, acid rains, locust plagues… one apocalyptic dimension after another attacks.

Fortunately, even though she’s in an apocalyptic world, the system kindly arranged a safehouse for her.

She only needs to find an intact door and settle it within the specified time.

While others scramble and fight, Lin Chu calmly pulls out a door from her space that she had picked up in the last dimension while scavenging…