One day, the iron tree blossoms, and spring buds sprout in winter.

One year, the great river flows backward, and white crows fill the sky.

One lifetime, good and evil are blurred, and peril shadows every step.

One man, with but a single word, laughs proudly across the world.

He declared:

“The heavens may have nine layers, the earth eight desolate realms—yet I will strive to reign over the Seven Realms.

I seek no refuge in the Six Paths of Reincarnation.

I have stolen the grains of others, yet walked the seas as a wandering hero.

Three lifetimes of love, two lifetimes as an immortal—

All I desire… is for my words to pierce the heavens!” - NovelUpdates

Shen Mo: "Sister-in-law, want some pills?"

Sister-in-law: "But I'm your sister-in-law!"

Shen Mo: "You're a fake one!" (Literally "cousin's wife," implying she's not a true blood relative)

Sister-in-law: "Fine, I'm a bitch then!" (Playing on the homophone "婊" (bitch) for "表" (cousin))

Shen Mo: "This immortal fairy... One perfect pill for one night's sleep?"

A pill refining accident awakens Shen Mo's past life memories, which had been sealed away for over a decade. Just then, his cousin's wife shows up. Ignoring Shen Mo's severe injuries, she demands he refine a Qi Gathering Pill. As a transmigrator with awakened memories, how could he tolerate such disrespect?

His golden finger activates: any pill he refines is guaranteed to be perfect. When others refine pills, they get one or two per batch. He gets a whole nest of them, with no pill toxins or side effects whatsoever.

So what if you have innate Five Spirit Roots? Watch me pop pills and become an immortal!

Link was blessed by the God of Slaanesh, became the Chosen One of Slaanesh, and wandered in the infinite world. But why was my time travel so strange? When I traveled to the world of High School of the Dead, there were Miyajima Sakura [Hypnosis X Guidance], Kirimine Moefuku [Empty Nest], Shiraishi Reika [Ichihiro], Yoshida Saki [Shindo], Stupid JC and Stupid Wife [Kirusei], JK Exorcist... When I traveled to Black Beast, there were [Forest of Elves], [Dogeza Female Warrior], [Taima Ninja], [Demon Knight]... Hiss... No matter what, I want bread and milk! [The previous book was a hit, this one is a bit more stable, please support it with your monthly tickets! ]

Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

[Lighthearted + fusion of multiple novel worlds + the heroine is very active + I want them all!] Also known as "After rewatching the sixth life, the heroine took the initiative to find me"

The villain who traveled through the book became a rich and handsome man with an experience pack. At the beginning, his fiancée came to the male protagonist's house to ask for punishment! According to the plot, he will not only be slapped in the face by the grassroots male protagonist, but his fiancée will also be robbed!

After waiting for so long, the system asked him to follow the plot!

How can you tolerate this? Just beat him up!

The protagonist is reborn to make up for his regrets? No need to make up for it, just make him more regretful!

The God of War returns, looking for Bai Yueguang in the city? Bai Yueguang flirts with him in front of him, so he can only endure it!

Eavesdropping on the inner thoughts, the heroine falls in love with him after listening? Once the signal jammer comes out, the hero becomes a fool who talks to himself!

The female villain's henchman wants to take advantage of her power to seduce her master? This is insubordination, so she'll be wiped out immediately!

The immortal is reborn, and does not need to explain his actions to others? Disrespecting the law is a heavier crime, and the death penalty is immediate! As for the girl you missed, I will make it up for you!

In the Shun Dynasty, a rebellion unfolds.

It isn’t until Chu Yan leads a massive northern expedition, surrounding the capital with an army of 200,000, that he suddenly realizes—this world is actually Dream of the Red Chamber!

Jia Yuanchun has just been made a concubine in the palace. Lin Daiyu remains secluded in the boudoir, awaiting her fate. Xue Baochai and the three Chun sisters have only recently moved into the Grand View Garden.

Li Wan is widowed and living in quiet mourning, Miaoyu resides in the secluded Bamboo Lodge, while Wang Xifeng, Zijuan, Qingwen, Ping'er, and Xiangling—

The Twelve Beauties of Jinling are all in the prime of their youth, each charming in her own way.

Upon capturing the capital, Chu Yan ascends the throne and swiftly issues an imperial edict:

All female relatives of the disgraced Jia, Lin, Xue, and Shi families are to be sent to the inner palace.

Power and beauty—he wants them all.

…

That very night, the Twelve Beauties of Jinling appears before him.

After traveling through the world in the book, he became a dog-licking villain. Fortunately, with his omniscience and omnipotence, Su Hao successfully reversed his tragic fate. However, before he could enjoy his life, what awaited him was a bright hatchet and a new life. Su Hao set a small goal for himself, to play the villain well and make the heroine hate him. So he took the drunken and icy CEO to open a room and pushed him hard. But the heroine in his arms not only did not dislike him, but was eager to try you...

A full-family work.

Yanagi Nagao traveled to the world of sozoku (mainly the otherworld), obtained the blessing of the loan system, and became the head of the Takayanagi family.

Akizuki Airi: Why is it that the one who paid off the debt of Xier is not me, but my mother? I can do it too!

Takayanagi Kaoru: Should I call you big brother or dad?

Adachi Rika: Uncle, I also belong to you as an idol.

Oki Rinka: If you kill her, I can offer my mother

Katsura Kotonoha, Saionji Sekai, Amemiya Misako, etc. to conquer by myself!

Lin Cun'an traveled to a comic book world full of minotaurs. He must restore the glory of pure love. After saving countless heroines, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and looked back. "——Don't look at me with love in your eyes! You are very good! But I am not a yellow-haired man!!" Lin Cun'an shouted in despair.

Li Xuan traveled to the modern world where magic girls exist, and awakened the [Magical Girl Collection System].

As long as you defeat the magic girls and unlock the defeat CG, you will get rich system rewards!

Brave and cute magic girls appeared one after another, which put Li Xuan's determination to a severe test!

"As we all know, the meaning of the existence of magic girls is for me to upgrade~"

"The essence of magic girls lies in the process of defeat. Isn't it destroying the beauty if you brainwash them directly like this!"

"Fuck, you can still change common sense. There were a lot of people outside just now. I kneel down to you."

This book is also known as

"Why are the magic girls more and more amazing recently?"

"Conquering the world is not as interesting as playing with magic girls? 》

"Give up, I can't be your girlfriend, secretary, life mentor, best friend and worst enemy at the same time"

(harem + funny + love cultivation + brain hole + behind the scenes)