Good news: I've traveled through time, and it's still the time of Panlong's dawn. Bad news: The Lord Godhead will appear in a thousand years, but I'm just a Saint. Sean gazed melancholy at the fleeting light across the sky. It was his soon-to-be-departed friend. "I can't stop it, I can't stop it at all!" "After hearing the news of the Lord Godhead's emergence, these Saints truly dared to reach the Supreme God Plane!"

Of Course Luo Ji Was History’s First Wallfacer!

Hines? Pioneer of the Thought Imprint—Makes Total Sense.

Zhang Beihai? Rogue Wallfacer—Acceptable.

"What Do You Mean a Wallfacer Smashed a Droplet... With a Hammer?!"

When two thousand star-class warships drifted through the cosmos, the Trisolaran Droplet encountered not celebratory fireworks—but a human wielding a geological hammer.

Luo Ji, clutching the principles of Dark Forest Deterrence, fell into deep thought: "You’re telling me… someone shattered a Droplet. With a hammer?"

"Worse," came the reply. "He’s now swinging Pluto like a club… straight at the Trisolaran Fleet."

In the second round of Biochemistry that year, the Zhongzhou team played against the Demon team. At that time, I saw Zheng Zha crying and falling to the ground, losing everything. I will never forget this scene.

At that moment, I was thinking, if I can enter the Zhongzhou team, I must win the team battle. Now the Demon team is in front of me, I must consider whether this is my only chance in this life.

Chu Xuan: If it were you, could you win against the clone?

Zheng Zha smiled confidently: I will win.

The next second, there was no time to mourn Zheng Zha's death. The one who rushed to the scene was Zhuang Boshi, the master of spells in the reincarnation world, the king of freeloaders, and the champion of Zhongzhou!

[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]

The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.

"System, start the next simulation."

[Ding, drawing a random talent.]

[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]

[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]

[Life Simulation Begins]

On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.

Outside the simulator.

Xu Chuan's face darkened.

"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"

...

——

"System, start the next simulation!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]

[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]

"..."

——

Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.

Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"

"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]

[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]

...

Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"

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"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"

"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"

Qin Xiaofan, a mecha pilot from the new era, transmigrated to the world of Journey to the West. This should have been a joyous occasion. However, he ended up as a flea… [Ding! God-level Evolution System activated!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, first successful evolution, gaining immortality!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, for incorporating a trace of Golden Cicada's essence blood, gaining +3 Comprehension!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, for obtaining one of the Thirty-Six Heavenly Divine Abilities: Five Elements Great Escape!] [Ding! You bit Chang'e, and the Jade Emperor is very angry!] … Qin Xiaofan was excited, but also troubled. How could he keep a low profile after such a commotion? His strength wouldn't allow it!

Li Changsheng traveled to the world of Journey to the West, during the Spring and Autumn Period of Nanyong Buzhou. Be determined to seek immortals and seek immortality. He knew that a big opportunity was to cross the Hangu Pass. He came to Hanguguan and chose to be a gatekeeper. On this day, the purple gas came from the east and saw the Taiqing Taoist Tianzun riding a green cow and in a linen suit who was about to pass. Li Changsheng bowed and said, "I've been floating for half my life. I just want to not meet a famous teacher. If you don't give up, I'm willing to learn from you." ... [Journey to the West] [Non-Honghuang] [Original Purpose of Journey to the West] Journey to the West is not only a book of gods and demons, but also a book of cultivation... Heart ape, Yima, Jin Gong, Mumu, Six Thieves...

Zhou Yuan accidentally traveled to the world of Hunter x Hunter and triggered the Demon King's Contract. From then on, he started to cheat, beat all kinds of great players, made games with Jin, investigated the Dark Continent with Bidyang, opened the dream scroll, started various adventures, and then pocketed all kinds of treasures to save money. However, he always has to pay for what he did.

The protagonist, Lin Fan, comes from a family steeped in martial arts. At the age of eight, his master took him to the Shiwan Mountains to train. Ten years later, his master ascended to heaven. Before ascending, he gave the protagonist a ring, allowing him to return to the Lin family and train in the city...

The realms of martial arts are divided into internal strength, transformation strength, innate strength, and grandmaster.

The realm of cultivation is divided into seven realms: Qi training, foundation building, golden elixir, Nascent Soul, spirit transformation, fusion, and tribulation crossing.

A novel about ultimately leading the family to ascend to the upper realm!

[You are dead.] [Automatically rewinding to the latest save file...] The goblin Dolly opened his eyes. This time, he was full of confidence, for he had proven his only path through repeated death. "Yes, it was me. A professional adventurer named Dolly who saved your daughter." "Father! He's a goblin—he's the one who kidnapped me!" The old marquis's thoughts of taking a son-in-law were completely shattered. He slammed the table in anger, smashing it with his hand. "Catch it!!!" "Impossible—this conversation is over. It's clearly not like that!"

Zhou Yi woke up and found himself in the Taiping Daoist Temple.

The old Celestial Master said, "Heaven has perished, the Yellow Heaven shall rise. From now on, you are the leader of the Taiping Sect."

Zhou Yi: "What, me?"

...

A failed art student, bringing order to a chaotic jianghu!