First of all, my surname is Uchiha. Hmm... and inside my body is a sealed Sukuna.

Not once did I try to reconcile with Sukuna. Once I confirmed he couldn’t break the seal, I began to ruthlessly exploit him.

With my Mangekyō and Domain Expansion unleashed, the strongest Bloodline Elimination in history was born—

—— Slashing Release!

Without the slightest hesitation, knowing that my acting wouldn’t fool the Third Hokage and others, I fully displayed my true Uchiha nature from beginning to end.

There was no betrayal, and absolutely no clan massacre.

We, the Uchiha clan, will rebuild Konoha from the ashes!

(Not having watched Jujutsu Kaisen is fine—this just borrows some character settings, with some creative liberties. But if you haven’t watched Naruto… why are you even here?)

[Pirate + Shadow King + Decisive Killing]

Momonosuke and the Deserter King are gone! Rocks and Roger are gone!

Stand up! Ace! Inexhaustible black flame! Amatras!

Stand up! Enel! Dark Thunder God!

Kizaru: "Faster than me? What a scary newcomer..."

Akainu's magma was swallowed by Shadow: "Sakaski, your justice is too hot."

Whitebeard's cloud cloud cuts through the eternal night: "Gulala! Is the new era coming early?"

The red-haired tyrant's defense broke on the spot: "In this sea, you are the only one who doesn't give me face!"

Kaido drunkenly raised his mace and said, "Be my left hand, Shadow Imp!"

Katakuri's prediction of the future collapses: "Why... I can't see his actions at all!"

Blackbeard's three fruits trembled wildly: "Thief hahaha! You are the real darkness!"

Momonosuke: "Prejudice in people's hearts is as huge as a mountain..."

Two years later, Cheng Xiaoyu sat on top of the Shadow Dragon, with generals at his feet kneeling at his feet.

"It's time for the Celestial Dragons to step down."

As eternal night enveloped the Red Earth Continent, the Five Elders declared, "Lord Yim, a monster more terrifying than the D clan has appeared in the sea..."

"Since light covers up sin, let the shadows devour everything!"

(Note: In the early stage, Lao Liu will be invincible from the top)

Relationship blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack, enraged by someone with a ‘love brain.’

After her death, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel filled with sadomasochistic cultivation novel and tragic love, becoming a beautiful and strong yet tragically fated junior sister aunt whose destiny is to sacrifice herself, using her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist’s great love story.

After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark, “Have all the wild vegetables on this mountain been dug up?”

The system gently advises her: “See those ‘love-brained’ people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.”

Lin Du: “One is willing to hit, the other willing to take it—respect the mockery, lock it in.”

System: “Sweetie, you only have one day left to live.”

Lin Du: “Right up my alley, satisfaction guaranteed.”

Thus, Lin Du accepts her fate and sets out to save the senior brother who was deceived into having his spiritual bone removed and ended up crippled, the second senior sister who was cut open by her Taoist partner to extract blood for the white moonlight while she was pregnant, and the junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect’s treasure and then abandoned, leading her to fall into demonic ways…

But why does this sect have such a strange vibe? The sect leader personally cooks a big goose in an iron pot, and the real immortals are either growing vegetables or digging for treasures…

Lin Du: “Not sure, let’s observe a bit more.”

She initially thought that those who were lost were beyond saving, but after getting to know them, she realized: Her nephews and nieces are so adorable—it’s all the fault of those evil cultivators!

As the story progresses to a crucial point, the entire sect ends up being assimilated by Lin Du.

Senior Brother: “Can’t ascend due to lack of a spiritual bone? If you can’t ascend, you can still go to hell!”

Second Senior Sister: “Dual cultivation? A child? I have a pregnancy pill; you can bear it yourself.”

Junior Sister: “The Demon Lord, the most handsome man in the world? That guy? Not even as good-looking as one of Lin Du’s fingers!”

Warnings: The entire story focuses on the female protagonist’s growth, with minor group scenes. There is a romantic subplot, but it has minimal screen time.

Because she had a huge argument with readers in the comment section, Gu Chufu tragically transmigrated into the very novel that made her gnash her teeth in hatred. And worse, she became the fox spirit villainess everyone in the book cursed and wanted dead—a pitiful cannon fodder destined for doom. Unwilling to fall or become just a pawn in the plot, she decided to cling tightly to the female lead’s thigh, who had both beauty and power and seemed like a golden cheat code!

But wait... the female lead isn’t that simple.

Why is she such a psycho?!

She pinned Gu Chufu against the wall, her expression dark and sinister, and asked:

"Junior sister, why won’t you become my Dao partner?"

Without any fancy isekai effects, a veteran Honkai Impact 3rd couch potato suddenly finds himself in the Marvel Universe—along with most of the contents from his old, worn-out game account. The Hyperion, the Valkyries, and... a bunch of junk weapons. (Wait, where’s my floating island base?)

To top it off, there's a mysterious gacha system. Until he pulled this item, Mo Xiao thought the system could only summon stuff from the Honkai game.

[Pink Bunny Plushie]

[Type: Longsword]

[Effect: A very sharp longsword. When swung, the user involuntarily shouts “Adorable Xin-chan!”]

Due to a series of major events, Huo Yuhao, who was about to give up his godhood and travel to the lower realms, was ambushed and killed by Tang San from behind, and was reborn back to the time of his birth.

After his rebirth, Huo Yuhao originally planned to survive until he became a god, reversing his past tragedies along the way.

In the God Realm, he exposed Tang San's actions on Douluo Continent and stripped him of his godhood.

But unexpected events disrupted his plans.

Ma Xiaotao had actually become a loli?

Why were Ling Luochen and Ma Xiaotao inseparable, like best friends?

Tianmeng Bingdi was acting strangely towards him, always leaning on him...

Snow Diva even called him "Dad" the moment they met!

Most outrageous was Teacher Tang Ya, who had joined the Chuanling Pavilion, aiming to relegate the Tang Sect to the dustbin.

And then there was the Silver Dragon King, who, upon meeting him, demanded that he fall in love with her within three years or else she would kill him.

It seemed as if everything had been shattered by the storm stirred up by this butterfly.

Ling Ye traveled across the Douluo Continent and became the grandson of the Third Generation Soul Bear Douluo!

At the age of six, he awakened his spirit, the Nine Nether Beasts, one of the Ten Evils! He also inherited the legacy of the God of Destruction!

...

"Are you really the grandson of the Demon Bear?"

Qian Daoliu gazed at Ling Ye's spirit, which resembled a wolf, with a vertical eye between his brows, horns on his head, and a dragon-like tail at the end. He couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

"Of course, it's true!"

Ling Ye's childish face was filled with sincerity.

...

Demon Bear Douluo: "Grandson, your spirit is quite different from our ancestral spirit!"

Ling Ye's father: "Has it mutated? Your mother's spirit was a wolf, but this mutation is a bit too exaggerated..."

...

Qian Renxue: Xiaoye, your physical fitness is amazing!

Tang San: With such a powerful spirit, you've already met your end!

Master: Damn it, why didn't I possess the Nine Nether Beast spirit?

Ling Ye: I will never consider an enemy defeated by me as my opponent. You little jerk, you are too weak!

Traveling through the world of Zhu Xian, Bai Ye becomes a disciple of the Qingyun Sect. He initially hoped to live a quiet life, but suddenly discovers a god-level sign-in system.

Elixirs, magical powers, Taoist techniques, and immortal artifacts all have the potential to be obtained through sign-in.

Signing in at the Qingyun Sect at the start grants the Divine Body, empowering you to drink.

"Haha~! Riding the wind, I slay demons across the world. With wine, I'm carefree; without, I'm still intoxicated..."

"Wielding a sword in the mortal world is the pinnacle; with wine, I soar to the heavens..."

Successfully sign in at Dazhu Peak and receive the reward: [Marrow Cleansing Pill].

Successfully sign in at Xiaozhu Peak and receive the reward: [One Hundred and Eight Thousand Swords].

Successfully sign in at Longshou Peak and receive the reward: [Eight Gates Dunjia Technique].

Successfully sign in at the Ancestral Shrine and receive the reward: [Demon-Suppressing Divine Sword].

...

Because of his frequent drunkenness and his attire as a swordsman, he is nicknamed the Drunken Swordsman by many of the sect's disciples.

Until one day, when the demons invaded Qingyun Sect, Bai Ye held a sword in his right hand and a wine pot in his left hand. With one man and one sword, the world was shaken.

Tian Linger: "Brother Bai Ye is not a drunkard. He is so powerful!"

Lu Xueqi: "I knew that when you fought me, you didn't use your full strength."

The former top wanderer was reborn as a knight and came to the early years of the disaster. Under the seemingly prosperous scene of La Rochelle, countless undercurrents are hidden. The undead invaded the border, the surrounding big countries were surrounded by powerful enemies, and the kingdom was in chaos... The mountains and rivers were broken and the wind was blowing. In this chaotic world, at the end of the prosperous era, the young knight Cyril brought the future undead queen and drew the knight's sword from the back of the lich with a majestic manner: "Hey, take my righteous backstab!"

Beneath the magnificent appearance of swords and magic, the world is heading towards corruption and destruction.

After traveling through the Western Fantasy World for 682 years, Ye Zhi finally waited for his golden finger, a ball of light connecting to the Blue Star network!

With the divine light ball that came knocking on his door, a game connecting the blue planet and the other world was born.

Who says you can’t find someone through the Internet?

With just an exclamation mark and a few game coins, the sand sculpture player can transform into the tireless and fearless fourth disaster and expand the territory for him!

Scientific research players: Learning magic is too difficult. Come and join me in the army of mechanical evolution and use instant bullet magic that does not require chanting!

Sacrifice player: Hey, Deathrattle magic is really useful! It just kills me every time I use it, and the last thing I lack is life!

Summoning player: Do you want to challenge us all alone, or do you want my contracted beasts to gang up on you?

Story Players:

My Lord, I hear you're spying for three nations simultaneously. Have you recently shown any interest in recruiting new clients and vying to become the first of the Four Surnames under the gods? How do I know this? Isn't it common knowledge? Hey, don't run! You haven't even answered my question yet!

There are even players who are just trying to get out of being single in the game!

Hardcore Gamer: No buddy, which version of the game are you playing? I thought playing Under the Gods was all about having a life [put on sunglasses]

Farming and building infrastructure, fighting wars for supremacy!

Anyway, the continent of Eltia is doomed, so Ye Zhi will of course do whatever he wants!

It just so happens that he has been fed up with this damn world for a long time!