Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

"Why does your Gengar look so holy? There's even holy light shining from it?" "Because it believes in Buddhism!" Bian Xiang said solemnly. "What's wrong with your Froslass? Why are its fire moves ineffective?" "Because it has Buddhist light in its heart!" Bian Xiang's expression became even more solemn. "Alright, Team Rocket members, either I'll deliver you from suffering, or I'll convert you!" "You choose one!" Bian Xiang, the most Buddhist Elite Four member of the Pokémon League...

LOL Time Travel Diary

"My name is Su Mo."

"When I woke up, I became EDG's substitute top laner."

"Coach Abu actually told me to get on the court quickly."

"There's a match to play right after arriving, goody-goody!"

"It turns out that it's the S7 Spring Playoffs now, EDG and RNG are competing for a spot in the finals, and the current score is 1:2."

"Fuck, that old jerk A Guang is pretending to be sick in a life-or-death situation and wants me to take the blame!"

"I'm going to start!"

"Wait, here comes the golden finger, it's called 'Torture System'."

"You can get rewards by torturing your opponents or teammates?"

"Let's go all out!"

"I ignored the coach's instructions and played Old Man Time in the top lane."

Coach's Diary

"I'm Abu."

"That day against RNG, A Guang was so beaten that he became withdrawn, so Su Mo had to deal with it."

"He forced a top lane pick. I'm going to give him a good beating after the fight... Wait... Letme's defense was broken?"

"He picked Karma top again, so I have to fire him now... No... Did he win again?"

"If you take a soldier, you will be bombed... Thane's Thane... It's over. He has brainwashed me."

"Things are getting out of control. He said he wants to play the fasting Alchemist and the death-suicide Sion..."

"His style of play is so torturous!"

"The entire internet is furious, calling him a 'beast,' and maybe they're right!"

"No, he started bullying his teammates. Even the factory manager was called Yuyu... If you scold the factory manager, you can't scold the coach~"

"I was struggling every day over whether to fire him...but...EDG actually won the championship."

"Beast... No, Brother Mo is awesome!"

Xu Qing was an ordinary college student who unexpectedly became bound to a system.

With each world I travel to, a new system will awaken.

I can say to everyone with my hand on my heart: My current strength is entirely due to my own hard work!

[Host detected entering the Naruto world. Awakened talent: Infinite Chakra!]

[Host detected entering the One Piece world. Awakened talent: Haki Master!]

[Host detected entering the Dragon Ball world. Awakened talent: Warrior race bloodline!]

[Host detected entering the One-Punch Man world. Awakened talent: Limiter removed!]

Naruto: Big Brother's Rasengan is ten thousand times stronger than mine!

Luffy: He's more like the man who's going to become the Pirate King than I am!

Goku: I've finally found an opponent who can fight me with all my might!

Saitama: This guy... is balder than me... no, he's stronger than me!

As one of the supreme god-kings of three thousand planes, Nolan, the Lord of Chaos, is known as the Destroyer of All Realms, the sole representative of war and slaughter, power and violence. Yet, this invincible being suffers from a lack of followers, hindering his ability to gather faith! Therefore, to save his impending bankruptcy, Nolan decides to debut as an idol! In other words, he'll cultivate his own witch idols to attract fans and turn them into believers!

Bai Mu obtains an editing system, editing characters from all over the universe and identifying their contrasting attribute labels. Escanor: "No, no, no, there must be a mistake. How could mine be arrogant? I'm born a human, I'm sorry." Lao Gu: "My attribute is a pervert? I'm Ainz Ooal Gown!!!" Uchiha Madara: "Lord! Explain it to me! Why is my attribute childish!" Saitama: "Sudden change in style? Is that even a label?" Kaido: "Linling! Why is your label 'Shame of the Four Emperors'? Why is mine 'Good Teacher'?" Haibara Ai, a cold girl with a dark heart, eventually becomes a dark magical girl! Aizen, gentle and elegant, I stand in the sky! The King of Heroes, a happy laugh when nothing happens, a "merely fatal wound" when something goes wrong. Tanya, a cute little blonde girl, "Kami-sama? Ah~ a bunch of damned pigs!!!" Gintoki: "Did you stuff all your hopes and dreams into your anus, you bastard!"... After seeing the attributes one by one, everyone suddenly woke up. You were absolutely right!

Zhou Xianzong accidentally traveled into a novel and became the villain in the book. He was stepped on by the protagonist from the beginning.

Fortunately, I have awakened the villain system, and I can become stronger by writing a diary.

So he diligently wrote his diary every day and received many rewards.

But who knew, he suddenly found that the plot was going off the rails? Where was the promised heroine who turned into a little nymphomaniac and became the hero's little bootlicker?

Why are you all coming here?

"It's broken, it's broken, I've ruined the entire plot!"

[Start with a mountain, become stronger by kidnapping a bride + harem + system]

Good news, I've traveled through time, but I'm a bandit!

Li Guannan, who transmigrated to the Great Xia Dynasty, became a bandit on Tingye Mountain. Fortunately, he activated the Bride-Snatching System!

[Bride-Snatching System]? Can you become stronger simply by snatching brides?

Moreover, the more beautiful and skilled the woman who is captured and brought up the mountain, the better the reward she will receive.

“I’m a respectable man, how could I do something like this to break up a loving couple?” Li Guannan said as he rushed into the bridal sedan chair and snatched the bride out.

However, looking at the reward for completing the mission, he fell into deep thought once again: "I'm just a mountain bandit, and you're rewarding me with the Great Snow Dragon Rider?"

Isn't this forcing myself to rebel?

Meanwhile, his spies also brought back a series of good news.

"What? The Great Xia wants to marry its princess to sue for peace?"

"The Jade Maiden Sect's ethereal fairy maiden forced into a marriage?"

"Such a good thing? I love attending weddings, I have to bring the Great Snow Dragon Rider to join in the fun!"

As a result, while the wedding banquet was in full swing, Li Guannan inexplicably found himself with hundreds of thousands of Snow Dragon Riders under his command.

"Brother, it's getting cold, put on your robe."

Looking at the dragon robes his men had draped over him, Li Guannan couldn't help but sigh, "You've really made my life miserable!"

(Pre-stacked nails: This article is not a systematic article, please carefully identify it)

Kazdel has disappeared, the doctor is at a loss, and someone's traces have changed the trajectory...

In fact, he didn't care much. He just wanted to settle his own destiny, whether it was going home or settling down. He was unwilling to give up his will.

You'll meet a lot of people and a lot of things will happen on your journey, right?

The diary under the title page is getting thicker and thicker... Hello, Arknights!

[Early Teyvat, later Teyvat + Earth] [The Four Shadows will have more and more screen time and become T0 contenders, don't worry] [The issue of not retaliating has been initially fixed, but there may be omissions. You can tag the author to let them know so they can be corrected.] He transmigrated to Teyvat, becoming the younger brother of one of the original Four Shadows, and intended to groom him as his successor. However, Zhao Ziying only felt oppressed here. Because none of his four older sisters were normal. One was always busy with work, loving humanity and offering help, but was beaten by her boss and later tried hard to save the family. Another was possessed and became obsessed with creating strange creatures in her space, destroying them if they weren't suitable. Another was clearly powerful, but pretended to be stupid and slack off all day. Another took advantage of her boss's absence, saying she was going out to work and then never returned. He didn't want to live like this for a second longer. So, when no one was paying attention, he went to Teyvat to find the purple-haired older sister from before. At first, the four of them didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just a child throwing a tantrum and that she would come back after her anger subsided. But when they heard that Zhao Ziying was going to inherit the throne of Narukami, they panicked and rushed to the castle tower. "Stop fooling around, Xiaoying, come home with me. How can a mere mortal ruler be worthy of you?" At that moment, a woman in a white dress and an eye patch approached him, smiling, "Come with me, I can show you the inner workings of the moon." Just as Zhao Ziying was completely bewildered, a pair of slender hands rested on his shoulders, and a gentle yet terrifying voice came from behind him: "Xiaoying, you promised to stay with me this life, right?"