[Hodgepodge world view], [pseudo dnd], [fun]

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"All the spells I developed and improved are out of the exploration of truth and the pursuit of science. You should not slander a simple scholar like me."

In the first year of the Third Era, Jia Xiu, the greatest spellcaster in history, the inventor of more than 10,000 spells, and the sorcerer known as the forbidden spell maker, answered like this when facing the accusation of genocide.

"Why does the infinite healing spell make the target's whole body get cancer? Just tell me if the cancer tumor is healing infinitely!"

"The absolute protection spell blocks the air and causes suffocation? Heaven and earth are conscientious, air is very dangerous, of course it must be blocked, I have sufficient evidence to prove that anyone who breathes the air will die."

"The little boy's summoning spell destroyed the Demon King's City, and the radiation produced made it uninhabitable for 30 years. Well, this, uh... I am the extermination of the demon race, how about it! I say I am innocent, whoever agrees, whoever opposes!"

[I, Shen Zhixia, inherited a training school that ranked last.]

I have awakened the cultivation return system. As long as students voluntarily drop out of school, the system will return their cultivation to me a hundred times!

Therefore, the goal of this royal sister principal is to train all the students in the school and make them the supreme emperors.

[I, Su Qi, am bound to the god-level teacher system after traveling through time. ]

Fortunately, there are numerous martial arts techniques in the system. As long as students are taught, they can continuously exchange for magical skills and become emperors.

Therefore, my goal is to be a role model for all ages and achieve immortality.

…

When the domineering principal meets the new teacher who is just a freshman.

The teaching atmosphere of this school seems very abstract.

“He is teaching students how to beat dogs?” Yes! But what is “Dog Beating Stick Technique”?

"He asked students to cut chickens?" Very good, but what the hell is "Sunflower Manual"?

As the school's reputation grew, the heart of the beautiful principal Shen Zhixia also bleeds.

"From now on, you are only allowed to teach heretical scriptures!"

Hearing this, Su Qi took out a book.

Students want to practice lying down? I have a copy of the "Hehuan Secret Book"! What, you feel weak?

If students are willing to remain virgins, they can also learn "Yang Wu Lei"!

Students like playing with fire? I have a book called "Burning Decision" here!

You said you don't want to be a human anymore? No problem, I have the "Seventy-two Transformations of the Earthly Fiends"!

The final of the 18th World-Class Beast Taming Championship (No Rules)

Referee: "Day King only has one pet left, while his opponent still has two pets with plenty of energy. The situation is very unfavorable for Day King."

"Wait, what happened? The White King is warming up! He's going to take the field himself!"

Bai Ye stared at his dumbfounded opponent, tore off his upper body clothing to reveal his muscular physique, pressed down on the opponent's beast's head with one hand, and slammed it hard onto the ground, grinning maliciously:

"As a beast tamer, you just stood by and watched? Your skill level is far too low!"

......

In the era of beast taming, humans awakened their talent for taming beasts and formed contracts with magical beasts.

Plants, elements, souls, extradimensional creatures, weapons, concepts... can all become pets.

Bai Ye transmigrated here and awakened the [Boundary and Bond] talent. As long as his beast pet is defeated and returns to the Beast Taming Space, he can obtain all the abilities from his beast pet.

The strongest! The most powerful! The most domineering Beastmaster has been born.

Carter transmigrates into Garp's younger brother, only to marry Linlin right from the start, and from then on, they live a shameless life of having children. 50 years later, Luffy sets sail! Zoro: "Luffy, run! That's Admiral Entei!" Luffy: "It's okay, that's my uncle!" Nami: "Luffy, run! That's Yonko Thor!" Luffy: "It's okay, that's also my uncle!" Usopp: "Luffy, run! The god of Skypiea is here!!" Luffy: "It's okay, that's my aunt." Until one day, Blackbeard comes knocking! Luffy: "Everyone be careful, this guy is a Yonko!!" The Straw Hat crew: "Tell me, which uncle is this?" Luffy: "He's really not!" !!!

[Multiple Heroines] + [Succubus Style] + [Silly Sculpture System] + [Immortal Cultivation] + [Weird Hobbies] // Lin Luochen is just a menial servant, with no talent for cultivation and no large amounts of spirit stones. All he wants in his useless life is to stir the wok, but he is targeted by all kinds of fairies.

“Qing Yu, the sect’s saintly daughter, has a dark mind.

Ruoqian, the most beautiful courtesan in the world, lacks love.

Master of the Pavilion, the numerical monster + younger control.

The Black Blade Master of the Law Enforcement Hall, who likes to exercise (fog).

The master of the sect has been missing for many days and needs to be fed regularly.

There is also a certain unknown queen who, when she gets addicted, will eat anywhere.”

Lin Luochen closed the diary, looking drained of energy.

No, why are you all like this behind the scenes?

Aren’t we a righteous sect? Can we do some of the things that carbon-based creatures should do?

When you're out in the world, you have to choose your own identity, and Su Yun knows this all too well.

Therefore, he can be the man behind the savior at the same time, the culinary god of Solaris—his rice bowl record is unbreakable, he is praised by everyone in the army for his benevolent heart, and he can stop a child's night crying in the mouth of a wanderer.

Of course, the patrol officers are also constantly striving to successfully deliver a helping hand to your door.

"I'm innocent! We were in love!"

Su Yun shielded Anke and Verina behind him and explained.

"Save those kinds of words for jail!"

<Elf World><Gou Daoliu>

Lu Sheng accidentally traveled to the elf world and became a newborn dog in a breeding house. Adhering to the philosophy of Gou Dao, he chose to stay in the breeding house and grow quietly. When he was discovered, everyone knew that a new legend had emerged in the elf world.

"Excuse me, do you get up so early every day to train?"

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense"

"Your friend Slow King said that you taught him everything. What's your explanation for this?"

"Slow King? I don't know him. I've never been out of the house."

This is a story about Lao Liu being betrayed by his best friend (a traitor).

Reincarnated into the everyday world, my adopted sister is Sagiri, my childhood sweetheart is Eriri, and my editor is Hiiragi Reina. Since childhood, I've dedicated myself to raising lolita girls, raising more than I can count, all hoping to get married when they grow up.

One day, on my way to school, I awakened as a Stand user and saved the life of a classmate's dog, who had a giant dumpling.

"Smash Waludo!"

"Cafeteria, pour hot sauce! Tochiyo Tomalei!"

How can I lose?!

What, no kidneys?

Gold experience! Oola, ohola, give me a new kidney right now!

Reborn in the Dragon Ball world, he becomes Son Gokyo, Goku's younger brother, who was sent to Earth with Bardock.

I thought having an invincible older brother would make me invincible, but I never expected to awaken a system!

Huh? I'm only three years old, and the system is letting me, Old Deng, turn the tables?

After seeing the reward, Son Go-xing said, "It is our duty to restore the glory of the Saiyans!"

In this world, Krillin, the strongest Earthling, has truly earned his title as the strongest!

Piccolo awakens as a Super Namekian!

Tien Shinhan's four bodies unite as one, making him stronger with each battle!

It all started with Baozi Mountain.

(No poison, no cows, Starry Sky Railway, Taipusi the Lazybones, the leader of the Lazybones Sect, a retired Star Core Hunter, the protagonist's character is similar to the Lazy King)

Ruan Mei, Jing Liu, Fu Xuan, Yin Lang, Qing Que, Huo Huo...)

After leaving the Star Core Hunters, and following a one-month internship, I became a full-time fortune teller at the Taibusi.

He had intended to slack off every day, but his master, Jingliu, took the initiative to approach him.

Fu Xuan: Lin Chen, if you keep slacking off, your rent will go up next month.

Jingliu: Little apprentice, no slacking off. You have to swing your sword six thousand times a day to barely pass.

Silver Wolf: Hurry up and log in to fight the Ether Front!

Qingque: I am the leader of the Moyu Sect, but you are the sect master. Yet you have been working so hard behind my back.