An Cheng, now a sheriff, loosened his tie.

Is it choosing to become a powerful figure in the shadows, stirring up trouble and becoming the ultimate boss?

Or perhaps he would become a sheriff, revered by thousands in broad daylight.

Faced with these choices, An Cheng naturally chose not to, but rather to, rather than, exhaust himself.

I'd rather be a tax thief!

You work yourself to the bone, do a lot of work, and one day you might still get caught.

Rather than being a big shot, it's better to just give up.

Having acquired the armor system, will An Cheng be able to resist these temptations?

All of this started with becoming partners with Zhu Yuan!

(Character designs lean heavily towards comic book style, with original characters and tons of references) Possesses spider-like abilities, manipulates plants, transforms into a black-haired character, is deeply devoted, and holds the title of "Shura"—guess the character [That's right! It's Tang San!] "Blue Silver Emperor, Shura Killing God, Perfect Soul Master, Grandmaster's Disciple… these are the identities and statuses I've held, some fates I don't cherish but can't escape. People call me: Tang San." One day, Tang San was corrupted by fragments of Sha An Tian's primordial spirit. From then on, the Douluo Continent lost a Donkey God and gained a lazybones. And tons of Martial Soul madmen. (Reader group: 943619954, feel free to join!)

[All-player mode + gacha mechanics + fusion with Kaguya + powerful healer + fast-paced, satisfying story]

In this era where gacha is paramount, everyone gets a chance to draw a card when they turn 18.

Su Jin happened to travel back to the day she was 18 and drew a card to change her job, and not only did she become Feng Jin in "Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway".

While still in the gacha plaza, I drew an S-rank class – Dawn and Dusk Eye!

At the start, summon the Memory Spirit Little Ika. The higher the accumulated healing amount, the higher Little Ika's damage will be!

As the treatment intensity increased, Little Ika transformed into Big Ivan!

Are S-rank healers god-tier support characters?

Excuse me, please call me Nuclear Explosion Big C!

S-rank ice-type school beauty: "She can casually launch a nuclear explosion, and you call her a healer?"

Geniuses from all over the country: "We don't know, she's a healer, and without saying a word, she used a Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse skill, and her health bar was instantly empty!"

Dungeon Boss: "I can't kill it, and its damage is huge. Never mind, come on, you little white horse, yes, you, crash into me!"

While other prodigies were busy changing jobs and drawing cards, Su Jin had already drawn all the Destiny Seats and Exclusive Weapons, winning people over with her healing abilities.

"Go tell my Big Ivan!"

We are all living life to the fullest!

"I thought it was a speed bump!"

Mo Yun traveled through the prehistoric world and actually awakened the super dad system. The calamities were everywhere and dangerous. In order to survive, he could only live in seclusion in the mountains. "Daughters, the prehistoric world is too dangerous." "Daughters, the best way in the world is nothing more than a word of survival" Until one day, Mo Yun easily dealt with a calamity. Daughter: "Father, did you kill a dragon?" Mo Yun: "No, it was a loach." Daughter: "Then is this a phoenix?" Mo Yun: "It's a chicken, for stewing soup." The daughter sighed, I treat you as a father, and you treat me as a fool.

[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]

The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.

"System, start the next simulation."

[Ding, drawing a random talent.]

[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]

[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]

[Life Simulation Begins]

On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.

Outside the simulator.

Xu Chuan's face darkened.

"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"

...

——

"System, start the next simulation!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]

[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]

"..."

——

Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.

Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"

"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]

[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]

...

Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"

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"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"

"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"