Horror + Comedy + Infinite Flow + Nonsense
I breathed a sigh of relief the day the world was engulfed in a terrifying live-streamed game from which there was no way to escape.
As a failed horror novelist, each of these instances comes from one of my unfinished works.
While the other players were being chased by the female ghost, I walked straight to the ancient well and recited the incantation I had written.
The female ghost in the mirror froze abruptly, her bloody tears instantly ceasing, and she asked me, trembling:
"Author, could you... please finish filling in the plot holes first?"
"Ms. Mengyu, thank you so much for accepting our interview." The host greeted Luo Yu warmly. "It's nothing, you can start asking whatever you want to ask." Luo Yu gestured to the host that they could begin. Host: "Let's begin then. Ms. Mengyu, this fan says your game [Honkai Impact 3] is falsely advertised; it's not a healthy, positive, and uplifting mecha battle game featuring beautiful girls at all." "Fake News!" Luo Yu stood up excitedly. Host: "Ms. Mengyu, please calm down and sit down first." "No one knows Honkai Impact 3 better than me." Luo Yu said, sitting down. Host: "But they say you're engaging in false advertising." Luo Yu: "My game doesn't have any cute girl stickers?" "..." "The game doesn't have any mecha battles?" "..." "Then why do you say my game is false advertising!" "Okay, our program is now over."
[Time travel + action-packed story + escape from famine + space + beloved pet + adorable baby + strong female lead + superpowers]
An Xiyan woke up to find herself transported from the apocalypse to ancient times, thinking she would finally live a peaceful life from then on.
Unexpectedly, her beloved parents disappeared, and she encountered an enemy invasion. She had no choice but to grit her teeth and embark on a journey to find her family with her five-year-old brother and a family of loyal servants.
Thanks to her good fortune, An Xiyan accumulated good deeds along the way, and her space continued to upgrade.
Princes and princesses became her little brothers, and important figures kept appearing around her, making her the undisputed darling of the group.
Her missing parents turned out to be quite remarkable.
Duke Dingguo: "This is the brat of my unfilial daughter who eloped?"
An Xiyan: "..."
The Imperial Advisor: "We were betrothed when we were young, and you are my future wife."
An Xiyan: "Then do you know the Three Obediences and Four Virtues?"
The Imperial Advisor: "...I don't know how, but I can learn."
An Xiyan: "..."
[Multiple female leads + action-packed story] [American Horror Story + Hong Kong Horror Story + Zombies...]
Qian Jin unexpectedly obtained the Myriad Soul Banner, a supreme treasure of the demonic path, and arrived in the world of gods and demons.
Here, yin and yang merge, order is chaotic, people live in misery, it is a paradise for ghosts and monsters, and a hell for ordinary people...
When you encounter vampires, werewolves, wizards, demons, ogres... as well as UglyDoll Annabelle, Halloween icon Michael, anti-prostitution hero Jason, Nailhead Elliott, and other infamous and terrifying monsters.
In comparison, the Myriad Souls Banner was quite satisfied; it could finally have a hearty meal...
Of course, Qian Jin was even more satisfied; there were many beautiful women in horror movies, and they were very attractive...
(The Others, Sleepy Hollow, Friday the 13th, Dead Silence, Interview with the Vampire, The House of the Gravekeeper, Child's Play, Constantine, 2001 Madmen, Devastating, Machete, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D, Eight-Legged Monster, The Great Gatsby, Wrong Turn 3, The Mummy, Starlight, The Conjuring series, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Haunted Cop Shop, Swedish Girl, Van Helsing...)
[No CP][Female-oriented text][Group wear + Daily life + Funny + Entertainment + Cultivation]
Song Jixing has diligently cultivated the world of cultivation for over a hundred years, finally achieving the Golden Elixir. However, a divine artifact explodes and sends him back to the modern era, where he becomes a minor celebrity. A century of cultivation has left Song Jixing with no desires, only to live a carefree life.
Who would have thought that she wasn't the only one who came back! Her fellow disciples also came back with her!
Song Jixing's dream of being a poor boy was shattered, and he could only work hard to support his family.
Unexpectedly, all the disciples came through one by one!
[Cultivation-themed PUA] [Acting Skills-Driven] [Lighthearted and Humorous] [Scandalous Scene]
Lin Feng, a mortal with "exhausted spiritual roots," possesses a [Disguise Ring] that can only perfectly disguise himself. His sole business is flirting on behalf of others. Thus, the world of cultivation has completely gone astray.
Su Qian unexpectedly entered a special chat group, and surprisingly, she was the only one in the group who hadn't transmigrated.
[I've been transported to a post-apocalyptic world where food is scarce and we're starving!!]
[I transmigrated to ancient times and became a substitute bride for a prince. With three wives and four concubines, I really can't compete!!!]
[Am I any worse off than you? I transmigrated to a cultivation world and became a cannon fodder villain...]
Su Qian: [You all time-traveled? But I'm still on Earth!]
...
[Sister, you're on Earth?! Really? Send me some food, I'll trade you gold for it!!!]
[Ding! You have received a red envelope (100 taels of gold) from a post-apocalyptic transmigrator.]
...
From then on, Su Qian began a life of resource exchange and sudden wealth.
Rice, flour, cooking oil, and mineral water can be traded for gold and silver jewelry with post-apocalyptic time travelers.
Fried chicken, milk tea, and mini hot pot; trade beauty and health pills with a cultivator who has traveled through time.
Mahjong snacks, Empresses in the Palace, and the ability to exchange them for palace jewelry with time travelers from ancient times.
...
A cultivator from a cultivation world: "Help! During the last exchange, I think I accidentally sent my master to you!"
Su Qian: ? ! !
She glanced silently at the man who was eating fried chicken and drinking milk tea.
He's quite handsome, should we send him back?
[It contains significant alterations, original storylines, and original characters.]
For some unknown reason, I traveled through time.
There exists a special kind of creature in this world called "Pokémon". These magical creatures can be found in water, fire, forest, earth, clouds, and even in a girl's skirt.
If I could, I would just want to lie down in this beautiful world until the end of time.
If the person I traveled to wasn't Ash Ketchum...
(A novel written for myself, commemorating my somewhat regrettable childhood)
"Have you ever been a master?" asked the black-hearted profiteer Da Vinci. "No!" "Come on, let me tell you, if you want to be a master, you must first prepare the fire, the costumes, and the upgrade materials. When the servants come, you must take good care of them, serve them carefully, ask about their well-being every day, and then coax them well, so that the heroic spirits are willing to work for you." "If that's the case, wouldn't I be a dog licker?" "If you say so, being a master is really a dog licker. Even so, how many people can't lick them!" "But why do I see that Fujimaru Ritsuka next door seems to be treating the great hero, Kong Ming, and Nito like dogs!" Da Vinci said nothing, and a mirror was pushed over. "What are you doing?" Toba took it. "Don't you even look at your face, you unlucky person!"
[Sweet romance + transformation to 100+ + two female leads + daily campus life + identifying scumbags]
[Cool and aloof senior vs. cunning and innocent junior]
On the first day of school, at our first meeting, she was the prettiest senior in the orientation group, while she... was a freshman freshman.
The junior student's eyes sparkled like stars: "Senior, can I add you on WeChat?"
"Can."
As they talked more and more, the two became more and more familiar with each other.
One day, a younger female student asked, "Senior, do you have a boyfriend?"
"No."
"What about your girlfriend?"
"?"
The junior student blushed a little as the senior student stared at her, but she couldn't help but look down: "Senior, what kind of lipstick are you wearing?"
"I'm not wearing lipstick."
"I don't believe it. How come you look so approachable without lipstick?"
"???"
......
Traveling through parallel worlds, experiencing near-death experiences, and activating the "scumbag detection system".
Sun Ningle gradually accepted the fact that she had become a girl, and relied on her ability to identify scumbags to get along very well at school, with no boy daring to pursue her.
However, she was enjoying it.
When you feel that being in a relationship is impossible.
But I didn't expect that.
A female elementary school student suddenly appeared.
She blinked her big eyes: "Senior, if you don't date scumbags, then date me! Dating me is super sweet!"
"Um?"
Perhaps even Sun Ningle herself didn't expect this.
She was not only the white moonlight in the hearts of the boys, but even the new junior girl had long been won over by her.
And, just a quick aside.
This junior high school girl is a bit cunning, you know~