Jock traveled through time, but unfortunately, to the wrong place. After achieving the three major accomplishments of time traveler, homeless person, and high school student, he still had to constantly evade the nagging of the One Who Returns All Things to One. Along the way, he encountered a resurrected fox, a famous detective who vowed to put him in jail, and a variety of other people. Armed with an axe, a greatsword, and a smoldering shotgun, he took a determined step through the neon-lit streets of Tokyo. "You little bitches, don't even think about getting in my way! Kill me!"

[Slow-burn + slice-of-life + time travel + adventure + comedy + abstract... 100% no romance, at most physical contact!]

…It might not be very enjoyable at first, please watch patiently.

She was once the most sorrowful god in Teyvat.

Fukaros saved the people of Fontaine at the cost of the collapse of her divine throne, but in the last moment before her consciousness faded, she was swept into a deep-sea vortex by a monstrous wave—when she opened her eyes again, she found herself in an unknown world.

"Devil Fruit? Cursed Sea?"

The Celestial Dragons raised their shackles, intending to enslave the mermaids; the Four Emperors' warships crushed the coral palace; and thousands of meters below the ocean, ancient sea kings were gnawing at the sealing chains…

When the scales of judgment sink into the blue sea:

With a flick of her fingertips, the seawater of her womb transformed into a god-slaying weapon, engulfing Mary Geoise;

She wept and murmured, "The law can reforge the Seastone and suppress Blackbeard's Tremor Fruit."

She stood atop Noah's Ark and proclaimed to the four seas: "My name is Fucarus—this ocean will one day be restored to justice!"

...

Donghai, Windmill Village.

Funina: "Huh? I'm the Water Goddess! Really or not?"

(I wrote this as soon as I thought of it, and I'm running two instances at once!!)

(No poison, no cows, Starry Sky Railway, Taipusi the Lazybones, the leader of the Lazybones Sect, a retired Star Core Hunter, the protagonist's character is similar to the Lazy King)

Ruan Mei, Jing Liu, Fu Xuan, Yin Lang, Qing Que, Huo Huo...)

After leaving the Star Core Hunters, and following a one-month internship, I became a full-time fortune teller at the Taibusi.

He had intended to slack off every day, but his master, Jingliu, took the initiative to approach him.

Fu Xuan: Lin Chen, if you keep slacking off, your rent will go up next month.

Jingliu: Little apprentice, no slacking off. You have to swing your sword six thousand times a day to barely pass.

Silver Wolf: Hurry up and log in to fight the Ether Front!

Qingque: I am the leader of the Moyu Sect, but you are the sect master. Yet you have been working so hard behind my back.

After obtaining the remains of the main god space and traveling to the world of Zongman, the main god space has lost most of its functions and has become a love system. As long as you fall in love, you can get various rewards. Got it! This is a romantic comedy. Just when Mingxian was about to have a young love, he killed the gods. Where is the promised romantic comedy?! After being obsessed with playing the masked hero for a year, the number of people confirmed to be successfully conquered in the love system has exceeded one hundred. "That's not right, I'm obviously not in a relationship!"

(Anime crossover, light novel)

Thanks for the invitation. I'm in One Piece, and I start out as Black Hairless.

Wandering the seas, free and unrestrained, but—

Why is this eagle-eyed rascal chasing me around all day? What? My son offended you? Then go find Xiao Mo! Why are you bothering me?!

Garp, why are you chasing me every day? Huh? Where's Great Britain? Can't you find it yourselves? Inviting me to join the navy? Me, the King of Great Britain, are you kidding me? No way!

Redheads? Giving you face? Not getting involved in the summit? Giving a cripple the run for his money! Asking for a beating!

Huh? I'm not that Black Hairless guy! What does your looking for Black Hairless guy have to do with my Gundam? You've got the wrong person!

Xu Haoran transmigrates into the body of a wealthy young master, showered with love and affection, and has five stunningly beautiful older sisters and a cute younger sister, but all of this has nothing to do with him.

Because he transmigrated into the body of a scheming, fake young master.

Today, his nominal parents will find their biological son.

Xu Haoran, who was well-versed in various online novels, knew that the story would inevitably develop into a power struggle between the real and fake young masters.

Xu Haoran, however, disregarded all of this and vowed to stop being a "green tea" and start being a "macho man."

What he didn't know was that the young master who returned this time was a reincarnated person who vowed not to repeat the mistakes of his previous life and to expose his ugly face to all the older sisters.

But as time went on, the young master seemed to realize that something was wrong.

The scheming woman from his previous life was no longer scheming, and she had no intention of kicking him out. Moreover, his sisters were gradually falling for her advances.

Reborn as a True Young Master: Why is this life different from the last? Could it be that I was reborn as a fake?

Dear sisters: Thank goodness Haoran isn't our biological brother, otherwise we wouldn't know what to do.

I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

Rocks, Roger, Kuja, Navy, No System, Human-Human Fruit

Introduction:

Lin Xia's dream is to have a comfortable environment and live a carefree life in the navy until retirement.

I leave work before the scheduled time every day, and I get ten days off a month. Life is so carefree.

...

But the Navy Headquarters actually banished Rocks to the West Blue, along with Edward Newgate, Shiki, Charlotte Linlin...

These notorious pirates have all arrived in the West Sea, and Lin Xia's carefree days are over. He roared, "My vacation is gone!"

...

Lin Xia set off for the Navy Headquarters and rushed straight into the Admiral's office.

Lieutenant General Garp laughed heartily: "So you've finally decided to come out of the West Sea?"

Sengoku Vice Admiral's eyes gleamed: "The purge plan can begin. Shall we start with Shiki, or..."

Lin Xia smiled and pointed to the Void Throne of the Holy Land:

"I'm just here to apply for leave. If it's not approved..."

"Then..."

"Take that thing apart."

The Steel-Boned Sky Marshal suddenly stood up and slammed his hands on the table:

"You actually want to demolish Mary Geoise, the home of the Celestial Dragons, descendants of gods!?"

He never imagined that Lin Xia would either not show up at all, or if he did, he would cause such a huge stir!

He actually dares to say he'll tear down the throne—what makes him think he could possibly do it!

Steel Bone clenched his teeth and roared, word by word:

"You just want to take a vacation, right? I approve!"

Chiyo Gen, a good citizen of the Three Good Citizens, was forced to work by an unscrupulous two-dimensional god. What is the two-dimensional god?! Fall orz. In short, under the strong request of a group of two-dimensional believers, I, an ordinary [actually not ordinary] Yokohama nanny gloriously traveled through time. Although there is a system with no bottom line, in short, I became a genius in the eyes of the wooden pillars of the Demon Slayer Corps, including but not limited to creating the Breathing of Wood, becoming the darling of the Butterfly House, and being forced to marry by Fuzukawa. "Ahhhhhh, I told you it was an accident, don't come over." Everyone in the Demon Slayer Corps: Ahhhhhhh, kiss me, kiss me, why don't you kiss me! Fuzukawa, we hate you.

[Early Teyvat, later Teyvat + Earth] [The Four Shadows will have more and more screen time and become T0 contenders, don't worry] [The issue of not retaliating has been initially fixed, but there may be omissions. You can tag the author to let them know so they can be corrected.] He transmigrated to Teyvat, becoming the younger brother of one of the original Four Shadows, and intended to groom him as his successor. However, Zhao Ziying only felt oppressed here. Because none of his four older sisters were normal. One was always busy with work, loving humanity and offering help, but was beaten by her boss and later tried hard to save the family. Another was possessed and became obsessed with creating strange creatures in her space, destroying them if they weren't suitable. Another was clearly powerful, but pretended to be stupid and slack off all day. Another took advantage of her boss's absence, saying she was going out to work and then never returned. He didn't want to live like this for a second longer. So, when no one was paying attention, he went to Teyvat to find the purple-haired older sister from before. At first, the four of them didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just a child throwing a tantrum and that she would come back after her anger subsided. But when they heard that Zhao Ziying was going to inherit the throne of Narukami, they panicked and rushed to the castle tower. "Stop fooling around, Xiaoying, come home with me. How can a mere mortal ruler be worthy of you?" At that moment, a woman in a white dress and an eye patch approached him, smiling, "Come with me, I can show you the inner workings of the moon." Just as Zhao Ziying was completely bewildered, a pair of slender hands rested on his shoulders, and a gentle yet terrifying voice came from behind him: "Xiaoying, you promised to stay with me this life, right?"