Kitahara was getting married.
Facing the marriage registration clerk, he began introducing his wives one by one:
"My first wife... owns a sacred mountain. There are some, well, *dangerous things* living there. So whenever someone bullies me... those people tend to meet *unfortunate accidents* soon after."
"She’s actually very sweet-tempered! But, uh... try not to make her angry. *Really bad things* happen when she’s angry..."
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"My second wife owns a private island. The locals are her... *devoted followers*. Very hospitable! Though, their tempers can be a bit... *volatile*."
"The family culture is a little 'intense'—bodies get dragged out now and then. But it doesn’t affect our love!"
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"All my wives adore me! Except for the whole... 'wanting me dead' part."
"The biggest headache is when they fight each other. Ah... such is the burden of polygamy."
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A man torn between love... and survival.
(Genre: Dark Comedy / Supernatural Romance / Horror-Lite)
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Birth:
"With cunning, I shattered the womb’s illusion, recalling past lives as a dragon among men."
One Month Old:
"Ambition cares not for age—even a babe may shear its first locks with resolve."
Age Four:
"The international speculators’ feast began—and I, the Stock Prodigy, entered the fray."
Age Five:
"The markets crashed. The prodigy rebuilt from nothing."
Age Seven:
"Industry revives the nation! Mixue Bingcheng rings the Nasdaq bell!"
Age Eight:
"To save all mankind."
(Current crossover elements include: "Clannad," "Night Shift Nurses," "Saekano," "Eromanga Sensei," "Highschool of the Dead," and more.)
[Pokémon + Pokémon + Pokemon + System + Cool Text] Zhang Tianyu traveled to a world with Pokémon, because he got up late, and when he came to the Shabi Research Institute, there was only one Yan Rabbit left, and Zhang Tianyu could only take the Yan Rabbit to start the adventure. Not only that, Zhang Tianyu also unlocked the quest system.
Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, and reborn as the flesh and blood of Grindelwald and Dumbledore, Black awakened the emotional treasure chest system!
You can get a treasure chest by making others' blood pressure soar!
So...
Black: "Review? You just learned the knowledge, you forgot it so quickly?"
Hermione (deep breath): "Hermione, you have to calm down!" "Ding! Silver treasure chest 1!"
Black: "What a handsome cat!" (Take out the cat toy!)
Professor McGonagall: "!!" "Ding! Gold treasure chest 1!"
Black: "Professor Snape, do you want to eat hot pot together? It's delicious!"
Snape: "This is my cauldron! How dare you! Hufflepuff will be deducted 50 points!" "Ding! Diamond treasure chest 1"
Black: "Professor, my last name is Grindelwald."
Dumbledore: "Huh? What did you say your last name is?" "Ding! Supreme treasure chest 1" Black
: Xiaotang, where is your nose?
Voldemort: Avada...
...
Black: "I'm just a little badger who wants to become stronger, what bad thoughts can I have?" (Spreading hands)
Traveling through the world of Harry Potter, Wayne awakened the Chaos Lord system. As long as he created chaos and violated school rules, he would be rewarded.
Thus, Hogwarts ushered in the most lively period.
Dumbledore: "A student life that does not violate school rules is incomplete, but Wayne... please restrain yourself."
McGonagall: "I thought the Weasley twins were invincible, but I didn't expect Wayne to be braver than them!"
Professor Sprout: "Since he came, the badger has become a flat-headed brother."
Snape: "Azkaban! He should be assigned to Azkaban!"
Voldemort: "Don't bother with the Son of Prophecy, I just want to kill Wayne Lawrence! Now, immediately, right away!"
Wayne spread his hands helplessly: "I'm just a little more lively, why do you keep urging me to graduate?"
The superpower Saiki Kusuo traveled to the world of Hunter x Hunter and became the second son of the Zoldyck family. How could he become a killer when he was determined to be an ordinary person? He stayed put, disguised himself, and lived an "ordinary" daily life in the killer family. Involved animation: "Hunter x Hunter" and "The Disastrous Life of Saiki Kusuo".
"Congratulations on reaching combat power 88!"
"Congratulations on reaching combat power 9999!"
“Congratulations on gaining combat power 66666666666666666666!”
“Congratulations! You’ve attained a combat power of 10 ...
After seeing the information given by the system upgrade, Soya, who had traveled through time and space and became a Saiyan, was stunned.
How much fighting power do you have?
Will my fighting power be maxed out?
Yakumo Yukari: "I am the founder of Gensokyo, a wise man respected by countless monsters!"
Scathach: "I am the queen of the Kingdom of Shadows, and I have killed countless gods!"
Aqua: "I am a goddess, a real one!"
...
Finally, everyone looked at Chen Xuan: "Who are you?"
Chen Xuan couldn't help but panic.
I just sneaked in to make up the numbers, do you believe it?
I am a manga artist full of madness (Chuunibyou?)!
Real name: Makoto Takahashi; pen name: Hououin Kyouma; reason for crossing: confessing to the goddess I secretly love, and trying to change from a magician to a bad job.
Classic masterpieces such as "Detective Conan", "Bleach", "Naruto", "One Piece", "Dragon Ball", etc. still exist, but the progress is much slower than in the previous life! In Conan, Ai has not appeared yet, Ichigo has just learned Bankai, Naruto has just lost his good friend Sasuke, and Luffy and his crew have just met Robin...
Is there still room for us to survive in this world? Yes, there must be!
Because I am Makoto Takahashi, a manga artist full of madness (Chuunibyou!), Hououin Kyouma!
Traveling to the Dragon Ball world, Luo Tian became a Saiyan on Planet Vegeta. At the beginning, he exchanged a starch intestine of technology and ruthlessness for Weiss's simplified version of Freedom Ultimate Intention. Unexpectedly, he unexpectedly cultivated it. With the power of angels.
Since then, Luo Tian has worked hard to become an angel.
Some years later.
The 88th regular meeting of the God of Destruction, Kaiōshin, and trainee angels in the universe. All the gods are sitting at the same table.
Beerus stood up suddenly: "Luo Tian, please stand up first."
Luo Tian: "????"
Beerus: "Just stand up and you'll be fine soon."
Luo Tian stood up strangely.
Beerus: "What I want to say is that everyone here is trash!"
Luo Tian: "Beerus, sit down, I want to play too."
Beerus: "You are an angel, why don't you practice martial ethics?"