"Why does your Gengar look so holy? There's even holy light shining from it?" "Because it believes in Buddhism!" Bian Xiang said solemnly. "What's wrong with your Froslass? Why are its fire moves ineffective?" "Because it has Buddhist light in its heart!" Bian Xiang's expression became even more solemn. "Alright, Team Rocket members, either I'll deliver you from suffering, or I'll convert you!" "You choose one!" Bian Xiang, the most Buddhist Elite Four member of the Pokémon League...

"Master Ball? Every ball I throw is a Master Ball! How could a mere Pokémon possibly withstand a ball thrown by a Trainer's strong arms?"

"Trainers who rely solely on the power of Pokémon have a far too weak bond with their Pokémon!!"

"I am Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town! Who dares to challenge me?!"

On that day, the Pokémon finally remembered the terror of being once dominated by humans...

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[Reading Instructions]

The main character's art style is seriously off.

Open the world of Pokémon using scientific (?) and physical (!) methods.

Being reborn as the protagonist grants you a protagonist's halo, which is reasonable, right? The protagonist needs to master a (large) number of special abilities—Aura, Viridian, psychic powers, and more—which is also reasonable, right? Besides the usual catching, they also need to conquer a bunch of legendary Pokémon, becoming a walking legendary knight, which is equally reasonable, right? Therefore, the protagonist sweeps through various leagues, crushes all villains, becomes a Pokémon Master, and happily builds a Crystal Palace—all of this is perfectly reasonable, right? Ash: Actually, I just want to be a human… Protagonist's Halo: No, you must become a perfect human! PS: This book is also known as A Certain Scientific Pokémon, Pokémon: Ash's Legend, and Pokémon: My Protagonist's Halo Has Two Faces. PPS: The plot is mainly based on the TV anime, but also involves manga, games, and even spin-off games, with extended settings, modifications, and original content. PPP: The journey story will be broken down and integrated into the travel routes of each generation, meaning that from Kanto to Galar, Gou might be dragged out and tortured at any time. Of course, he might not last until the end. Maybe I, Sanmiao, will suddenly decide to kill off this disgusting character. That's all, welcome to the pit!

Traveling across the prehistoric continent, Qingxuan became Jianmu, one of the ten innate spiritual roots. This was the Jianmu that was cut down during the era of the Five Emperors.

Fortunately, there is always a way out. Qingxuan successfully transformed with the help of the system.

He was bound to the salted fish system, and he just wanted to lie down and relax. Unexpectedly, the goddess Nuwa did not follow the rules of martial arts and actually eavesdropped on his thoughts.

"The laws of nature are unpredictable. If you don't become a saint, you will end up as an ant."

This makes me laugh to death. If you use the Hongmeng Purple Qi to become a saint, you will become an ant.

Nuwa: “???”

[Live Stream] + [Fortune Telling] + [Role-Playing] + [Nan Niang]

Upon traversing a parallel world, Ye Yu activates the role-playing system!

You start by playing as Fu Xuan, running the Taibu Si (a divination agency) and live-streaming divination.

On this day,

Ye Yu came across a video of a female internet celebrity on Xiaohongshu (Little Red Book), and a system notification sounded in her mind.

Target: Zhao Xiaoxiao

Recent activities: Organized an all-female camping trip

Result: An explosion occurred due to improper operation of the portable gas stove, wiping out the entire female group!

Ding: It is recommended that the host pay attention to the other party and send a reminder. A mystery treasure chest will be awarded as a reward!

Ye Yu immediately followed and sent a message in the chat to remind him!

To his surprise, he was met with angry curses from the other party.

Xiaohongshu users even offered a reward for Ye Yu.

Netizens all advised Ye Yu not to provoke those women.

To their shock, the all-female camping group was wiped out the next day.

…………

Open the system rewards to obtain Mysterious Holy Water.

Ye Yu: My holy water will be auctioned starting at one yuan, and the highest bidder will win.

Netizen: Holy crap?! We'd sell our pots and pans to grab this!

[The Pirate World ➕ Organ Blackening ➕ Multiple Fruits ➕ Capturing Pirates ➕ Crushing]

Traveling through the Pirate World, Lann’s organs have their own ideas.

Your heart has turned black, and you urgently need a Tremor-Tremor Fruit to calm your nerves!

Your eyes have awakened to a short-term future vision, and you can predict the future for three seconds!

Your stomach has awakened to greed, and you can swallow multiple devil fruits!

Your legs have awakened to flash, and Kizaru calls you an expert!

Your body is suppressed by Kaido, and your organs all unite to beat up Teacher Kai, and teach Luffy on the spot what is the real domineering entanglement!

…

In the war at the top, Lann stepped on Blackbeard’s head and successfully intercepted the Tremor-Tremor Fruit.

[Your heart activates the Emperor Engine and awakens the Drum of Liberation! ]

[You are now a free liberation fighter! ]

Im: It’s ruined, it’s all ruined! How come there are three Nikas?

Kaido: I admit that this student is easier to teach than Luffy, and he can speed through Wano Country in ten minutes.

Red Hair: For the first time, I suspect that my arm pressed the wrong person.

Wang Luffy: You are Nika, who am I?

When the socially awkward former Water Pillar Tomioka Giyu suddenly travels to the world of One Piece and is forced to bind to a baffling "Interpersonal Communication Manual" system, witnessing the Straw Hat Kid on the execution platform, about to be executed by Buggy, saving him, breaking the platform, and becoming entangled seem like the natural progression. Luffy: "Wow! What a cool move! Be my partner!" When the taciturn Giyu encounters the most free-spirited pirate group, this sea is destined to be turbulent by the least chatty swordsman. ... "Let's have a party, Giyu!" [Interpersonal Communication Manual] [Target: Monkey D. Luffy] [Status: Extremely Excited] [Preferences: Throwing parties, hanging on to the host] [Suggestion: ... (Analysis impossible)] Right now, that rubber boat captain is swinging from my only arm. What should I do now...

[Slow-burn + slice-of-life + time travel + adventure + comedy + abstract... 100% no romance, at most physical contact!]

…It might not be very enjoyable at first, please watch patiently.

She was once the most sorrowful god in Teyvat.

Fukaros saved the people of Fontaine at the cost of the collapse of her divine throne, but in the last moment before her consciousness faded, she was swept into a deep-sea vortex by a monstrous wave—when she opened her eyes again, she found herself in an unknown world.

"Devil Fruit? Cursed Sea?"

The Celestial Dragons raised their shackles, intending to enslave the mermaids; the Four Emperors' warships crushed the coral palace; and thousands of meters below the ocean, ancient sea kings were gnawing at the sealing chains…

When the scales of judgment sink into the blue sea:

With a flick of her fingertips, the seawater of her womb transformed into a god-slaying weapon, engulfing Mary Geoise;

She wept and murmured, "The law can reforge the Seastone and suppress Blackbeard's Tremor Fruit."

She stood atop Noah's Ark and proclaimed to the four seas: "My name is Fucarus—this ocean will one day be restored to justice!"

...

Donghai, Windmill Village.

Funina: "Huh? I'm the Water Goddess! Really or not?"

(I wrote this as soon as I thought of it, and I'm running two instances at once!!)

【Write a Diary】【Pirate】【Invincible】【Independent Camp】

Travel through the world of pirates. Just keep a diary every day to get rewards and become stronger!

Seeing that the reward was so powerful, Bai Ze decided to set a small goal and become the "King of the World" first!

But as time went on, he discovered that there was something wrong with those female characters. Nami cried and begged Bai Ze to save her! Robin backstabbed Crocodile and gave him Baroque Works! Princess Vivi became queen and shyly asked Bai Ze to be king! Navy Peach Rabbit, Empress Hancock... More and more female characters were madly competing to get Bai Ze!

"People say you're a gluttonous messenger, Miss Yueyan. What's your opinion on that?" Faced with the reporter's question, Yueyan angrily retorted, "Nonsense! I'm just an ordinary cook!" "Then I heard you have absolute control in your love life, is that true?" Yueyan smiled, "That's true." The next day, the Interstellar Peace Company's news headline read: "(Miss Yueyan Admits to Messenger Status)" "People say you're a gluttonous messenger, Miss Yueyan. What's your opinion on that?" Yueyan smiled, "That's true." "Then I heard you have absolute control in your love life..." Yueyan angrily interrupted the reporter, "Nonsense!"... Meanwhile, outside the television screen, Yueyan watched the reporter's rambling and fell into deep thought—Am I really? She had pondered this question for a long time. So she looked up: "What do you think, Miss Obolos?"