Meng Xing, after a second time travel, arrives in Teyvat with a maxed-out combat account, expressing his desire for a retirement life free to do as he pleases! Follow your heart, focusing on achieving enlightenment through a single thought! The regrets of the Liyue immortals? Make amends! Resurrect my... ugh. Guizhong, the immortals, the Yakshas, ​​the Great Compassion Tree King, your souls have returned! Return when I tell you to. Break the game with violence, focusing on a no-holds-barred approach. Winter? Monsters? Abyss? Heaven's law? Too lazy to even think about it!

PS: A relaxed, everyday life with a slow pace, no babysitting, and no need to chant spells to follow the plot—all wizards agree. However, Miss Loira Hamilton, a Veela half-blood from Durmstrang Academy, broke all that. At a young age, she was recognized as a member of the Wizengamot Wizarding Council, renowned as a master of magic circles, an expert in ancient runes, and known as the "Silent Witch" for her mastery of silent spells. "Ms. Hamilton is the finest professor at Hogwarts." — Hermione Granger's memoirs. "Miss Hamilton could very well become the next Chief Witch of the Wizengamot." — Dumbledore in The Prophet. But few know that Miss Loira Hamilton is actually a socially anxious person, so timid she can't even interact with others. Only the few of us, her close friends, know all this...

After traveling to the Star Dome Railway World, Wei Yi was accidentally involved in the war between the Fengrao people and the Xianzhou Alliance. He saved a fox man on the battlefield. Later, because of his good luck, he was favored by the Star God and became the Envoy of Fengrao.

The ancients were not deceiving me. It turns out that foxes can repay their gratitude.

In this way, Wei Yi got married. His wife is a white-haired and blue-eyed fox beauty.

After marriage, he opened a clinic with his own ability and lived a plain life. His wife went on business trips from time to time because of work.

But why is his patient not right?

The silver-haired female swordsman who is not mentally normal and shouts "Cut you to death, chop you to death" when she sees the evil creature of Fengrao

. A forgetful big sister who likes to eat peaches and makes the dead while shouting "I cry for the dead".

A beautiful silver-haired girl who said that she just wanted to live, but she made the enemy unable to live.

And the Edo netizen Hanabi who said in his ear, "You don't want your wife to know that you are the Envoy of Fengrao, right?"

Until one day, looking at his wife standing in front of him in military uniform...

what? My wife is actually a general of Tianji?

Thinking of his identity, Wei Yi was sweating for a moment.

Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!

He traveled through time and space and became Namikaze Raimon, the elder brother of Minato Namikaze. He was resurrected by Orochimaru during the Chunin Exam. The man who made the ninja world's anus tighten has returned to the eyes of the world!

Ohnoki: This guy kicked my kidney!

Edo Tensei Tobirama: I withstood a blow from the Steel Gate Ripper! Don’t you think I’m awesome?

Namikaze Kaminarimon: It's normal to feel dizzy and it's normal to have a sore butt. Take a deep breath and relax!

Namikaze Raimon's ninjutsu is a bit unorthodox. He makes the wind and thunder attribute Rasengan into the shape of a drill, and specifically hits the anus. He also knows Flying Thunder God, which is impossible to block or escape.

The earth escape technique can cause kidney stones in your body, and even urine can kill you!

This is a wonderful world.

Gods and demons coexist here——

"Gabriel Gabriel, I'm here to play with you,"

the stupid demon with a silly smile on his face pressed the doorbell frantically.

There are mysterious monsters here——

"Natsume! I want to drink! Drink!"

The bloated calico cat slapped the table in dissatisfaction.

There is a girl who can look directly at ghosts and gods——

"I can't see, I can't see...."

The sweaty girl kept hypnotizing herself to ignore the ghosts in front of her.

Rorschach, who became a demon, was determined to start with this world and become the devil who rules hell.

"The first step is to replace the toilet paper in the toilet with sandpaper,"

said the wicked demon with a serious brain disease.

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Involving multiple worlds, it mainly focuses on relaxing daily life

At the beginning, a God-given system was bound.

The system elf who claims to be the goddess of time, Ella, actually relies on me?

"Are you male or female?"

"Damn it, she's so cute, of course she's a girl."

The demon slime that looks harmless before our eyes can actually evolve to the point of devouring the entire world?

"Ah, the contract is going to bleed, it hurts..."

…

Just like that, I, who am familiar with 1,000 tricks of the other world, began my journey to that other world.

"How can this be a demon slime? It's simply a little angel!"

【Funny and humorous】

He was transported to Konoha and became a member of a 'pyramid scheme', the Fire Will teacher (genin).

As the graduation of the ninth graders approached.

Memory awakens; complete tasks in the 'Teaching and Educating' system to receive rewards.

Devil Fruit: Glint-Glint Fruit.

In order to gain greater power, he accepted the system's advanced mission.

After Kakashi became Kakashi Hollow, Cangwu became the Jonin instructor of Team 7.

Cangwu receives a reward for every improvement made by Class 7.

What?

Are these teachers at the ninja academy?

Come here, tell me!

One-Punch Susanoo with a Great Buddha... You're saying he's a teacher?

Cangwu: "Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?"

Kurenai Yuhi: "You brat, don't think you can get on top just because you've gotten stronger!"

Hinata: "Cangwu-sensei...you're so mean~"

......

Do you believe in light?

Kaguya Otsutsuki: "Don't come any closer!"

Good news: I became Enkidu. Bad news: I transmigrated to the world of Honkai Impact 3, and their eyes are all weird! In simulation: [Blocked a hit from the Herrscher of Death for Kevin, gained Death Resistance A+] [Mébius gave up his ideals for you, gained a handsome young man A+] [Became the only light in Otto's heart, gained Spark Prism (Petrification) EX]..... Otto: "Enough, Kallen! Get out of here with your pink donkey! Enkidu is mine!" Raiden Mei: "Enough! We are good sisters, that's true, but I am Enkidu's first girlfriend!" Bronya: "Hey~ Father, didn't you and Mother agree to go to the amusement park with Bronya and Seele today?" Alicia: "Sorry, Mei~ The battle for the main wife is always like this????~" Enkidu: "I am the zeroth seat of the Fire Chaser [Heavenly Lock], I came in response to your cry for help, that's right, I am your mast.

In an utterly ordinary modern world, an ordinary boy named Eru lived his carefree daily life. Two years ago, one day, everything changed. "How did I become a loli? Horns? Wings? Tail? What the heck?!" Wait, isn't this a character from a game? But something seems different… An ordinary boy has thus become a loli who bears a striking resemblance to a game character. This is… [Yirmistu]