First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

[Slice of Life + Farming + Lighthearted Humor + Diancie + Cynthia] Xie Fan, who died suddenly at work, transmigrated to the world of Pokémon. Having never seen the anime, he decided to live a leisurely life and enjoy a comfortable existence. Little did he know, the large dog he casually rescued and used as a guard dog was the legendary Pokémon, Suicune, the embodiment of the North Wind. The purple iron balls he tossed into the warehouse trash can were the coveted Master Balls. The Pokémon he took in, after being fed by him, evolved into powerful, unrestricted Pokémon. The beautiful stones he filled his room ushered in the era of Mega Evolution. Looking back, the girls who used to pester him to battle had become legendary trainers. Cynthia: "What legends are we? This era belongs to Xie Fan." Lorelei: "Xie Fan is the true master." Salvia: "Brother Xie Fan is the prince of Salvia." Dawn: "I want to be a trainer like my big brother." Steven: "I'm Diancie's dog." ... Xie Fan: "No, I'm really just a farmer!"

After successfully passing the civil service exam after graduating with a master's degree, Chen Ying returned to her hometown forestry bureau and became a wildlife rescuer.

He thought his daily work would just be rescuing animals and petting all sorts of furry creatures, but who knew that after rescuing a family of three leopards, his life would turn into a life of excitement and excitement.

No one told him that the leopard's best friend was actually a giant panda!

She was pregnant with twins and had inflamed gums, so she couldn't eat bamboo.

Chen Ying arranged for a dentist to come overnight to help the pregnant panda with fillings and cleaning, and also had a prenatal checkup done.

Little did anyone know that from that day on, the animals in the mountains spread the word that a two-legged animal doctor who could summon people had come and could cure all diseases!

No, don't talk nonsense. Being single isn't a disease, and there's no cure for it!

What? You want to solve your single status by dating domesticated animals? Well, that doesn't seem like a bad idea.

Unbeknownst to Chen Ying, the news had spread throughout the animal community in China that the two-legged veterinarians at the Jiamu Township Rescue Station could help solve single people's problems.

Let me tell you, can we do this quietly? He's a veterinarian, not a matchmaker!

Synopsis: (Slice of life + Single female lead + Sweet romance + Transmigration)

Li Shuyi, an ordinary sophomore, encountered a... a white, fluffy little thing drooling over a roadside stall on his way home from get out of class one day?

Kiana: Um... I'll pay you back, but could you let me stay at your place for a while? ╥﹏╥

Li Shuyi: Um, I'm a guy...

Kiana: I...I believe you're a good person! (oﾟ▽ﾟ)o

Li Shuyi: ......

Good news! I traveled through time! They named me Shinji!

Bad news! I've traveled through time again!

Good news! It seems like it's modern times! I can finally go back to playing games and ordering takeout!

Bad news! I was born in a country where life is pretty good! I heard that Antarctica is melting! This doesn't sound good!

Good news! I—the lifelong friend of the legendary Azeroth Paladin Marcus, the Light of Dawn, Holy Highlord of the Knights of the Holy Light, the Uncrowned King, Grand Mage of Tirisfal, High Priest of the Voidlight Temple, Archbishop of Light and Shadow, Titan Slayer, Maw Walker, Guardian of the Laws of the Universe, Conqueror of the Void (all perish together)—a disciple of the Imperial God of Cangjian Villa. I'm Ye Han, also known by my courtesy name Hehua, and English name John. You can also call me Jehovah—fearless!

[Single female lead + super sweet romance + master-disciple relationship + contrast]

[Two-way commitment + mostly slice-of-life + slightly yandere + no system]

Xu Qingyun transmigrated to the world of cultivation and became the only disciple of Jiang Ningshuang, the master of the Ice Palace.

Rumor has it that her master is the most beautiful woman in the cultivation world, but as her name suggests, she is cold as ice, taciturn, and can only be admired from afar!

Moreover, she has another title—the number one female demon of the Eastern Continent!

She snatched medicinal herbs, magical treasures, and opportunities, leaving no stone unturned in her plundering of every sect in the Eastern Continent. She committed countless acts of murder and arson, leaving even demonic cultivators shaking their heads in disbelief! She even managed to recruit him into the sect through her plundering!

Not long after, another great demon appeared out of nowhere in the Ice Palace!

"You ants, how dare you lay a finger on this treasure! Die!"

"Fellow Daoist, this treasure is destined for me, please put it down immediately!"

"Senior, this treasure is destined for my master, please hand it over!"

The cultivators of the Eastern Continent were suffering terribly, having long endured the misery of the master and disciple!

Where is his female demon master? Why haven't we heard from her in so long?

But when everyone and the Ice Palace disciples saw Jiang Ning Shuang again, they were utterly astonished!

The former Iceberg Palace Master is now being obediently held in Xu Qingyun's arms!

"My lord~ I want that treasure, snatch it from me!"

Everyone: "Is this still the same ruthless, cold-blooded female demon who killed without hesitation?"

Ice Palace disciple: "Palace Master! What happened to you?"

Outside of Wugang, Augustus, Iron Man, and Batman were running wildly through a cloud of gray mist.

"Imagine, between Wugang and Gotham, or even between New York, countless similar eyes lurk in the gray area, all watching you..."

"I have eyes too."

That's not what I meant...

"So what do you mean? Don't think I didn't see you grab that dog's butt just now. That's why we're being chased by dogs, Tony Stark!"

On the eve of the apocalypse, the prophecy of the savior spread throughout the world.

Euryphus, the prophesied holy child, has also quietly awakened his memories of his past life.

He discovers that he is not the real savior, but that the prophesied child is someone else, a villain.

Years later, Yuri's false identity will be exposed in public, and he will be corrupted and become a stepping stone for the real savior, which is his predetermined fate.

Yuri was overjoyed at the thought of his clownish future:

"Without bearing the responsibilities of a savior, one can use the privileges of a savior to do whatever one wants... Is there really such a good thing!"

...

The day Yuri's box was finally opened had arrived—

"That guy isn't the chosen one at all! You've all been fooled by him!"

"Shut up, you rude wretch! The one before you is Eternal Chosen, Euryphus!"

This lord is the Supreme Holy See of the Holy See, the one favored by the goddess, the master of servants of all the saintesses, the father of the Pope, the commander-in-chief of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the knight king of the Round Table witches, the protector of the Elf Queen and Princess, the liberator of the Holy Beast Witch, the blood companion of the True Ancestor, the Dragon Emperor...

The Child of Prophecy? Which one are you looking for?

In this four-fold alternate world, a fusion of *Re:Zero*, *Bones*, *Moe King*, and *KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!*, he is reincarnated as Joshua Euclius. Bound to the Witch's Blessing System, any fluctuation of his seven desires—pride, lust, etc.—will attract the favor of witches. The Witch of Sloth allows him to perpetuate his slumber, into eternal sleep. A moment of anger can trigger a desire to destroy the world; even his eating habits are controlled, or he will devour everything. Who will control these madwomen? Joshua is going crazy. He just wants to live a normal life, a carefree rich kid.

[First-person perspective + Captain + Daily life]

The Hyperion was pulled into the primordial world by a mysterious force, and the captain and the crew of the Hyperion embarked on a new journey through the world. However…

Why did Guanxing secretly lead everyone to Destiny without the captain's knowledge?

Why did Rosemary visit the Bishop of Destiny's office at night?

Kiana is not fit for the dinner table, Durandal is far behind, Raiden Mei's betrayal... St. Freya is riddled with internal conflicts. Is this a moral decline or a distortion of human nature?

To find out more, please watch the large-scale documentary – "About My Survival in the Native World".