Link was blessed by the God of Slaanesh, became the Chosen One of Slaanesh, and wandered in the infinite world. But why was my time travel so strange? When I traveled to the world of High School of the Dead, there were Miyajima Sakura [Hypnosis X Guidance], Kirimine Moefuku [Empty Nest], Shiraishi Reika [Ichihiro], Yoshida Saki [Shindo], Stupid JC and Stupid Wife [Kirusei], JK Exorcist... When I traveled to Black Beast, there were [Forest of Elves], [Dogeza Female Warrior], [Taima Ninja], [Demon Knight]... Hiss... No matter what, I want bread and milk! [The previous book was a hit, this one is a bit more stable, please support it with your monthly tickets! ]
Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.
Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!
This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:
“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”
As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—
I’ll live off soft rice until I die!
Our motto is:
“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”
Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.
Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:
“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”
Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:
1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.
2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.
3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.
In the reincarnations of the Cocoon of the End again and again...
Anliang, as a time traveler, finally speeds through the Collapse, and the timeline has become a peaceful everyday world.
Anliang, who plans to live a peaceful life, meets a girl who is as innocent as a fairy. The two get to know each other and finally fall in love.
Anliang loves his girlfriend very much and successfully proposed to her half a year later.
However...
the Valkyries who had a relationship with Anliang in the past reincarnations also came to him with their memories.
Bronya, the female boss who intends to take advantage of him, Mei Raiden who drugs the food, Kiana who wants to insult him directly...
Looking at the Valkyries who can bring him endless surprises, Anliang shows a loyal and unyielding expression.
"Gu, I will never do anything to let my fiancée down. Wait, what are you going to do-"
"Yeah, Alicia, save me!"
Huang Ye, who traveled to an unknown space, was assassinated by a maidservant at the beginning. The person behind the scenes was mysterious. In order to break the killing situation, Huang Ye began to save himself. The martial arts secret book he accidentally got turned out to be the Jade Girl Heart Sutra. In desperation, he could only practice the martial arts in reverse. By accident, he actually cultivated the dual cultivation of immortality, and the martial arts could also improve the physique of mortals. After the transformation, Huang Ye did not choose to fight alone, but used the martial arts to establish the smallest sect in history, constantly absorbing various beauties to join the sect, including maidservants, female teachers, jade sisters, loli, twin female ghosts, green and white snake demons, witches, female killers, nuns...
A unique way of cultivating immortals, unprecedented abilities, unpredictable plots, a combination of technology and fantasy, welcome to this magical world.
In the Shun Dynasty, a rebellion unfolds.
It isn’t until Chu Yan leads a massive northern expedition, surrounding the capital with an army of 200,000, that he suddenly realizes—this world is actually Dream of the Red Chamber!
Jia Yuanchun has just been made a concubine in the palace. Lin Daiyu remains secluded in the boudoir, awaiting her fate. Xue Baochai and the three Chun sisters have only recently moved into the Grand View Garden.
Li Wan is widowed and living in quiet mourning, Miaoyu resides in the secluded Bamboo Lodge, while Wang Xifeng, Zijuan, Qingwen, Ping'er, and Xiangling—
The Twelve Beauties of Jinling are all in the prime of their youth, each charming in her own way.
Upon capturing the capital, Chu Yan ascends the throne and swiftly issues an imperial edict:
All female relatives of the disgraced Jia, Lin, Xue, and Shi families are to be sent to the inner palace.
Power and beauty—he wants them all.
…
That very night, the Twelve Beauties of Jinling appears before him.
Hit head-on by a truck that fell from the sky, Anxiu was bound to the gigolo system. As long as he lay down and ate gigolos, he could get points to use the various functions of the system.
Alas, is there a possibility that I can use the system's functions to create various clones and then eat my own gigolo?
Seele, Makima, Izayoi, Tokisaki Kurumi, Meili, Yae Kasumi, Jibril...
[Elbow Art World]
"What a boring battle. I will probably forget you soon."
Looking at the girl in front of him who was surrounded by a black and red terrifying aura and was more cursed than himself, the King of Curses, Sukutan opened his mouth and said, "I'm sorry that I couldn't let Seele-sama use her full strength."
[JOJO World]
Jotaro looked solemnly at the silver-haired maid holding a flying knife in front of him.
"The ability of this stand is... to control time?! Who are you!"
[Suqing World]
Looking at Meli beside Anxiu and Altria holding the Holy Spear, and then looking at the pit goddess beside him, Sato Kazuma felt his brain trembling...
"Qikexiu, they are both reincarnated, why is there such a big difference!"
(Semi-behind-the-scenes, invincible article, mainly about the protagonist's enjoyment of the clone's hard work, those who want to see the protagonist fighting personally at every turn should be careful)
[Doujin, Harem, Romance Slice-of-Life]
At Chiba Municipal Sobu High School, an anonymous forum has long circulated a particular rumor:
Asakura Yuu, from Class 2-F—athletically gifted, academically brilliant—is actually a total scumbag who loves to toy with innocent girls’ feelings.
They say he keeps ambiguous relationships with countless beautiful girls, yet never officially dates any of them.
——
Lately, however, this infamous “center of attention” has been feeling a bit troubled.
He’s starting to realize that managing affection levels from multiple girls is no easy feat.
Too close, and they get the wrong idea.
Too distant, and they get hurt.
Once you're dating, the jealousy is intense.
They want special treatment.
They want him to be kind only to them.
…Especially now that the number of girls in his harem has hit double digits.
——
References/Inspiration from:
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU, Is This a Zombie?, To LOVE-Ru, and more to come...
Traveling through time? Good!
Runeland? Not bad!
Time management coach? Just so-so!
Omen of theft? Good work is a reward!
From the great destruction of Aatrox to the mushroom of Swift Scout, I'll steal them all for you!
Viego and Silas are nothing, can they beat my permanent stitched monster?
…………
Mubai, who has the Omen of theft, is happy to play with the wind man, until his Omen of theft turns into a jade cover of theft...
Caitlyn: "Give me back my hat quickly, otherwise tonight... hehe, a game of cops and robbers."
Syndra: "I clearly remember wearing it today... Mubai, did you take my black silk?"
Ahri: "Hmm~ Dear, you are messing around again~"
Seraphine: "That... Mr. Mubai, can you give me back my panties... cool..."
……
Looking at a group of angry or shy girls, Mubai feels that things seem to be getting complicated.
[PS: This book is also known as "Omen of theft? Stealing Jade Cover! ”, “In the Alliance, Time Management Coach”, “I just wanted to steal a skill, why do you all say I stole your hearts?”]
As a master who traveled through time, lan was not so familiar with Chaldea. But it didn't matter, he had a special ability that other masters didn't have - that was the
simulator.
This allowed him to leave his own footprints in history.
-Although it was not normal.
[You became the husband of the demon concubine, but at the same time you cheated on the Holy Knight King disguised as a man, and Britain was in a mess because of you. ] [You controlled Tamamonomae, and as a master, you let Minamoto no Raikou witness what physical demon exorcism was. The ghosts of the Heian era avoided you. ] [You made Medusa lose her mind, and the whole of Greece echoed her saying that she would take off her blindfold when she met you again. ] [You are Jeanne's soul mate, and only you know how to make this saint who is usually
very restrained achieve liberation and relaxation in various senses. ] lan had to say that this simulator that understands people's hearts is really suitable for
him.
Solve all problems in his favorite way.
Everything looks good.
Until the moment they came to him.
After waking up from a sleep, Xu Guang traveled to the world of the original god. There was only one question, that is, why are these characters all NPCs!
No matter what, business is important.
[On the first day, Raiden Shogun is very smooth, and Ei is also very smooth. ]
[On the second day, Yae Miko is very smooth. ]
[On the third day, Kamisato Ayaka is my go! ]
[On the fourth day, rumor refutation, not all places where Nahida steps on the little feet will grow Patisalan, there is none in my mouth. ]
[On the fifth day, this can't be sprayed, Furina is worthy of being the water god! ]
[...]
[On the thirtieth day, hey, why does it seem like Ei has become a real person? ]