This book is a sacrifice to the god of pleasure; all the inconsistencies in the text are the work of Ahaha.

[Makes up for regrets + Lighthearted + Not invincible + No female lead + Popular tropes + Main plot interspersed with historical anecdotes]

Because the information he provided was too shocking, Ye Mo was laid off.

But this also awakened the strongest journalist system.

With this, the Fontaine Shock Department gained another formidable member.

[Shocking! Barbatos refuses the angel's gift!]

[Shocking! Zhongli is actually the only Emperor-turned-black in Liyue!]

[Shocking! Thor was lured away by the tricolor dumpling!]

[Shocking! The Sumeru Cult Academy is using child labor!]

[Shocking! The Water God actually prefers to split up and act independently!]

[Shocking! Shinonin is the true pinnacle of Nata's power!]

[Shocking! The lady who attended Rosalyn's funeral did not attend]

Teyvats: Father, please stop your powers!

[Transmigration + Interstellar + Sci-Fi + Zerg + Thrilling Novel] Zhou Yuan transmigrated to a parallel world and became a prospective recruit at the Human Federation Military Academy, activating the 'Soul Exchange System'. "I'll f*** you!" Looking at the Federal Criminal Law and Zerg information, Zhou Yuan exploded. Killing people requires eating peanuts, killing insects... even the lowest-level insects are stronger than cows! "Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully establishing the connection, obtaining 5 Level 3 Soul Gift Boxes, 3 Level 2 Soul Gift Boxes, and 1 Level 1 Soul Gift Box." [Opening the Level 3 Soul Gift Box grants 1 Quick Healing Agent] [Opening the Level 2 Soul Gift Box grants 1 Infinite Ammo Pistol] [Opening...]

Otome + All-star party + INFP heroine + slice-of-life comedy + redemption + social circle

[Congratulations! You have obtained the Transmigration System!]

Hana no Sachi Kaoru suddenly became excited.

What? A system? Am I about to reach the pinnacle of my life?

Huh? You mean the "give up" system?

Hmmm...okay, what do you think we should do?

Sleeping? Slacking off? No dreams? Doing nothing?

Hey! Isn't this a perfect match for my major? Isn't this just like me?

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Xun's Diary:

Sunny on April 1st ☀️

Naruto invited me to practice taijutsu with him during taijutsu class, but I declined. The reason was that I wanted to sleep.

Sunny on April 2nd ☀️

Naruto invited me to practice throwing kunai together, but I ruthlessly refused. The reason was that I wanted to sunbathe and then go to sleep.

Sunny on April 3rd ☀️

Naruto invited... oh, this time it's Sasuke. He asked to spar with me, but I refused. I was too tired after class and wanted to go home and sleep.

Rain on April 4th

Finally, I don't have to go to physical education class anymore, I can finally sleep peacefully...

Uh, why are they all staring at me?

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My psychological evaluation of the female protagonist, Kaoru:

Shikamaru: This is the first time I've met someone even more pretentious than me...

Naruto: Although Kaoru often refuses my invitations, I know she's not a bad person!

Sasuke: He's been sleeping the whole time, so why is he so strong?

Kakashi: He understood the true meaning of slacking off from a young age.

Neji: I heard he's the strongest genin of this generation. I wonder what would happen if he faced me?

Hana no Sachi Kaoru: A lazy bum, a lazy soul, today is another day of happily lying down~

Note that this book references the Naruto manga, and the author will not maliciously portray Sakura or Hinata; everything is written according to Kishimoto's description.

The system's presence gradually weakens in the later stages, and it's not adept at using the system to advance the plot.

Note that slice-of-life scenes are interspersed within the main storyline of this book. If you only want to see the protagonist killing, you can skip this one.

Note that this book does not have a single female protagonist.

In an unexpected turn of events, Yusuke Hanyu finds himself transported to Konoha.

With average taijutsu, ninjutsu, and genjutsu skills, he realized after several years of hard work that he wasn't cut out for these things and chose to give up, but unexpectedly became bound to the Scroll King System.

With hard work, you can become stronger. Want to just lie back and relax? Sorry, how about some electric shocks from the new energy system?

Is a system that can't add points or give items from another world really necessary? Yusuke asked himself this question countless nights as he worked hard.

Many years later.

The Fourth Shinobi World War has begun. Madara Uchiha stands atop a mountain peak, arms crossed, head bowed to the Allied Shinobi Forces: "Do you wish to dance?"

Yusuke, who had just finished his taijutsu training, rushed to the battlefield: "By the way... I'm not late, am I? Sorry, I'm in a hurry. I have ninjutsu training at 3 PM this afternoon, so can this battle be kept under two hours?"

Yusuke Hanyu: "I just want to lie down!!!"

Multiple women + sixth brother + not aggrieved + mild-mannered, no large-scale killing plot, please do not disturb if you mind! Zhang Xingguo's soul transmigrates to a fictional world and finds that this is the famous Siheyuan world. Since he's here, he might as well have some fun! He can't leave empty-handed. A small piece of intelligence every day, he plays the sixth brother in the Siheyuan world, mild-mannered, never suffers losses, and always seeks revenge. He starts by splitting off his family and establishing his own household. "At nine o'clock tonight, Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu are going to the pigeon market to buy meat. They left their twenty yuan 15 meters outside the door." "There is a gold ring in the bird's nest on the big willow tree outside the North City God Temple." "The Red Flag Commune is hiding two big fat pigs and plans to find buyers." "Tomorrow at ten o'clock, a transport truck will be surrounded by villagers disguised as bandits on Miyun Avenue. Zhao Fanshi, the director of the political department of the Ministry of Metallurgy, is on board." A small piece of intelligence every day, I've been making a name for myself since the 1950s.

Chen He transmigrates to a courtyard filled with birds and becomes a purchasing agent at the Luogu Lane Supply and Marketing Cooperative. Thanks to the [Daily Intelligence System], he thrives in this era. [Daily Intelligence: After the rain, a large amount of food washed down from the shore has gathered at the eastern inlet of Huaxi Lake. Carp and crucian carp will be active there in the evening.] [Daily Intelligence: The Pigeon Market is located in the Dongzhimen grove in Beijing. It forms spontaneously and requires no "tickets." The only thing to worry about is the "red armband" (referring to police officers).] [Daily Intelligence: Zhang the Cripple in Pigeon Market has received a new batch of scarce coupons such as oil coupons, cloth coupons, sugar coupons, grain coupons, meat coupons, and non-staple food coupons.]... Chen He constantly stays ahead of the crowd thanks to the Daily Intelligence System. During difficult times, when the birds can't afford a single meal, Chen He and his sister can have meat at every meal. While the birds worry about coal and suffer from the cold, Chen He's house is warm and cozy; while the birds carefully save their grain coupons, Chen He spends them freely in Pigeon Market!

[Multiple female leads] + [No system] + [Genius Naruto]

He was transported to the world of Naruto and became Naruto Uzumaki.

Without a system or a cheat code, I will use all the resources at my disposal to become stronger.

As the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, many things in the future will be related to him.

Whether it's the Eye of the Moon Project or the future Otsutsuki invasion.

Without strong capabilities, one cannot even protect oneself.

Wood Release shouldn't just be Water Release and Earth Release; try adding some Yang Release chakra.

What? Kurama, who knows Wood Release, is linking up with Naruto in a sneaky way?

If you dare call me the underworld, then I'll use "Ninefold - You Absolutely Can't Escape This Head-Touching Technique" to touch your head!

My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage!

My friends in the village all call me Little Sun, but you, from another village, call me the Underworld, right?

Eat my Wood Release: Kurama Link Technique!

(This article will adjust some timelines and plot points that were not handled well in the original work. There are many bugs in adapting a short story into a long one. Please refer to the settings in this book when reading this book.)

[Main plot of *Puella Magi Madoka Magica*: farming, romance, daily life, and various artistic creations by girls.] [The plot doesn't follow the original story; if you haven't read it, you can treat it as an original magical girl story.] The transmigrator, Makoto Tsukimi, possesses the ability to control his senses and create illusions at will. Day 1 after meeting Homura Akemi: She threatened me with a gun to my head, asking if I was Kyubey's henchman. Day 1 after meeting Homura Akemi: She shared my senses and hugged her best friend in a dream. Day 1 after meeting Homura Akemi: She participated in an illusion party with her magical girl companions. ...Magical girls are creatures who transform into monsters when they despair, destined for tragedy. Homura Akemi: "Becoming a magical girl is like dying; it's completely irreversible. The only ending for all magical girls is despair." Makoto Tsukimi: "Oh, what a coincidence! If reality is so hopeless, how about sinking into fantasy? The world in modulated mode is definitely full of joy. A little bit of this can revitalize you when you're in despair. How about I give you a Madoka Kaname set meal first?" Homura Akemi: "..."

Crossing the Starry Sky Railway, Jiang Chen discovered that his start was not so pleasant.

In the secluded pavilion, the pink-haired girl who loved sitting on the swing smiled as she watched the boy descend from the sky.

Then he obtained a simulation system.

In the simulation, he was the most unsuccessful student of Zandar, and also a traveler trying to correct his teacher's mistakes.

He is also a wise king who fought against the Black Tide, and a rebel in these thirty million reincarnations.

[Refreshing Read][Slight Character Derailment Later] The Teyvat Comparison System Arrives, Enabling Traveler Comparisons! In Mondstadt: Luminous: First tricked, then wanted, finally becoming an honorary knight! Su Chen: Arrived in Mondstadt and saw someone plotting with the Stormterror, I immediately reported him to the Knights of Favonius, do you think I did the right thing? In Liyue, Luminous Encounters the Assassination of the Geo Archon: I can't be caught by the god's followers, run! Su Chen: It's none of my business, let's see what happens first! In Inazuma Luminous: Started with a 2 million gold fee, finally solved by Toma. Su Chen: Here's a 10 million gold check, keep the change, but you'd better not close your eyes tonight. In Sumeru. Luminous: Defeat the Skirmisher! Let the little grass god teach him a lesson! Su Chen: You wanted to kill me, why should I care if you're a good guy or not? You're a murderer for life! In Fontaine Luminous: Watching Fukaros dissipate, unable to do anything. Su Chen: I won't let you die! Let's see who dares to touch you! In Nata. Ying: Although we've done everything we can to save the people of Nata, there will still be sacrifices. Su Chen: This Abyss is really bold! Watch me directly summon my old friends from the gods to take action! The Abyss is finished!