Meng Xing, after a second time travel, arrives in Teyvat with a maxed-out combat account, expressing his desire for a retirement life free to do as he pleases! Follow your heart, focusing on achieving enlightenment through a single thought! The regrets of the Liyue immortals? Make amends! Resurrect my... ugh. Guizhong, the immortals, the Yakshas, the Great Compassion Tree King, your souls have returned! Return when I tell you to. Break the game with violence, focusing on a no-holds-barred approach. Winter? Monsters? Abyss? Heaven's law? Too lazy to even think about it!
At the beginning, a God-given system was bound.
The system elf who claims to be the goddess of time, Ella, actually relies on me?
"Are you male or female?"
"Damn it, she's so cute, of course she's a girl."
The demon slime that looks harmless before our eyes can actually evolve to the point of devouring the entire world?
"Ah, the contract is going to bleed, it hurts..."
…
Just like that, I, who am familiar with 1,000 tricks of the other world, began my journey to that other world.
"How can this be a demon slime? It's simply a little angel!"
【Funny and humorous】
[Legend of the Dragon King] [Multiple Female Leads]
(Gender-swapped, Tang Wuling, please do not read if you dislike this)
Jiang Yi awakens his martial soul, the Fangtian Halberd, and comes with a built-in system that allows him to recognize his thief as his father!
You can get a reward as long as you betray your adoptive father!
Thus began Jiang Yi's journey to become a father figure in the Douluo Continent.
[Ding! Host has betrayed the Demon Emperor and obtained a Blue Buddha Child!]
[Ding! Host has betrayed the Abyss Saint King and gained authority over the Abyss Plane!]
[Ding! Host has betrayed Sea God Tang San and obtained the Asura Sword Sheath!]
[Ding! Host has betrayed Gu Yuena and obtained an Abyss Dragon!]
"???"
Jiang Yi looked completely bewildered.
System, is this reward fair?
...
Many years later.
At the Spirit Pagoda, Gu Yue stared at Jiang Yi in disbelief.
...
After traveling to the Star Dome Railway World, Wei Yi was accidentally involved in the war between the Fengrao people and the Xianzhou Alliance. He saved a fox man on the battlefield. Later, because of his good luck, he was favored by the Star God and became the Envoy of Fengrao.
The ancients were not deceiving me. It turns out that foxes can repay their gratitude.
In this way, Wei Yi got married. His wife is a white-haired and blue-eyed fox beauty.
After marriage, he opened a clinic with his own ability and lived a plain life. His wife went on business trips from time to time because of work.
But why is his patient not right?
The silver-haired female swordsman who is not mentally normal and shouts "Cut you to death, chop you to death" when she sees the evil creature of Fengrao
. A forgetful big sister who likes to eat peaches and makes the dead while shouting "I cry for the dead".
A beautiful silver-haired girl who said that she just wanted to live, but she made the enemy unable to live.
And the Edo netizen Hanabi who said in his ear, "You don't want your wife to know that you are the Envoy of Fengrao, right?"
Until one day, looking at his wife standing in front of him in military uniform...
what? My wife is actually a general of Tianji?
Thinking of his identity, Wei Yi was sweating for a moment.
Transmigrating into a member of the Jade Pavilion, the cat-like creature Ke Qing thinks I'm not working hard enough? She just throws in a phone design, drastically altering the Teyvat art style, giving the workaholic Queen Ke Qing a day off! With the widespread use of mobile phones, the Teyvat lifestyle has taken a new dimension—Southern Cross delivers packages across the sea, the entire internet is live-streaming the goddess Pi Guan and the three gods jointly opening an online store, who dares say we can't scrape together a Mora? The novel "The Scum Fox" is released online, topping the trending searches. A homebody Thor shops online, a 100% otaku development plan, Qin Tun Chang is an online tutor, allowing you to enjoy high-quality tutoring anytime, anywhere. Oser is resurrected? He's greeted by the world's attention, Demon God, times have changed! ... Due to the increasing prevalence of mobile phone functions, Su Che, the inventor behind the scenes, is being targeted. Tian Quan Ning Guang kneels to massage my legs, Ke Qing dons a cat maid outfit to inspire my creativity, and Ye Lan begins 24-hour close protection, all to observe Thor's decision to marry me. Can the scum fox be a maid? The leader of the Knights of the Qintun clan is trying to kidnap me from Liyue, supposedly to benefit the world. Why are you looking at me like that? Gan Yu: Waaaaah, I was here first! You have no sportsmanship!
[Family Cultivation] + [No Pressure on the Master] + [Genius Flow] + [No System]
Chen Changsheng obtained a [Creation Immortal Gourd] by chance, and he was unstoppable from then on.
Ordinary water is put into the [Creation Fairy Gourd]. After one day, it becomes a top-grade spiritual spring, which catalyzes medicinal herbs and turns ordinary fields into spiritual fields.
Ordinary liquor is put into the [Creation Fairy Gourd] and after one day, it becomes the best spiritual liquor. It has an extraordinary enlightenment and can fully deduce the cultivation techniques.
Chen Changsheng reached the pinnacle from then on.
…
Five epochs of the Immortal Calendar.
Chen Changsheng pacified the fairy world, eliminated the demonic threat, divided the nine provinces into nine states, established the Chen family fairy court, and was known in history as the Emperor of Heaven.
— "History of Immortals. Volume 1"
PS: He is decisive in killing, has a high IQ, and is cautious in every step. He is not a saint at all. Fellow Taoists can read this with confidence.
His soul traveled through another world, and he and his two younger brothers and sisters robbed the ancestral tomb, obtaining the Good Fortune Pearl, which repaired the space and had the function of accelerating. The magical herbs, magical medicines, magical fruits, and magical wine accelerated at ten or a hundred times the time difference...
PS: A relaxed, everyday life with a slow pace, no babysitting, and no need to chant spells to follow the plot—all wizards agree. However, Miss Loira Hamilton, a Veela half-blood from Durmstrang Academy, broke all that. At a young age, she was recognized as a member of the Wizengamot Wizarding Council, renowned as a master of magic circles, an expert in ancient runes, and known as the "Silent Witch" for her mastery of silent spells. "Ms. Hamilton is the finest professor at Hogwarts." — Hermione Granger's memoirs. "Miss Hamilton could very well become the next Chief Witch of the Wizengamot." — Dumbledore in The Prophet. But few know that Miss Loira Hamilton is actually a socially anxious person, so timid she can't even interact with others. Only the few of us, her close friends, know all this...
The protagonist is ruthless and engages in interdimensional warfare.
(The cheat system will be fully developed as the story progresses.)
Hughes Craig, the eldest son of a declining wizarding family, awakens his memories of his past life on Earth after being poisoned. On his way to a wizarding academy, he unexpectedly discovers a mysterious ring in his storage bag, but the ring seems to be incomplete...
He was transported to Konoha and became a member of a 'pyramid scheme', the Fire Will teacher (genin).
As the graduation of the ninth graders approached.
Memory awakens; complete tasks in the 'Teaching and Educating' system to receive rewards.
Devil Fruit: Glint-Glint Fruit.
In order to gain greater power, he accepted the system's advanced mission.
After Kakashi became Kakashi Hollow, Cangwu became the Jonin instructor of Team 7.
Cangwu receives a reward for every improvement made by Class 7.
What?
Are these teachers at the ninja academy?
Come here, tell me!
One-Punch Susanoo with a Great Buddha... You're saying he's a teacher?
Cangwu: "Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?"
Kurenai Yuhi: "You brat, don't think you can get on top just because you've gotten stronger!"
Hinata: "Cangwu-sensei...you're so mean~"
......
Do you believe in light?
Kaguya Otsutsuki: "Don't come any closer!"