First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.

Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!

Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?

Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.

Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.

Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!

Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...

Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."

(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)

Lu Yang transmigrated to the world of cultivation. Due to his mediocre spiritual roots, he feared he would never reach the Foundation Establishment stage and was sent by his family to cultivate the wilderness. Without a system, his ordinary aptitude caused his cultivation to progress slowly. Furthermore, he contracted a chronic illness from the venom of a demonic beast while cultivating. Only after resigning himself to a life of leisure and marrying a wife did he discover the system had arrived. By engaging in sexual relations, Lu Yang could gain experience in talisman cultivation, with the experience multiplying based on his favorability towards the woman. Sexual relations with his concubine improved his spiritual root aptitude. Sexual relations with the widow next door granted him experience in puppet making and an additional boost to his divine sense. A cold-hearted female cultivator, after developing feelings over time, gained immunity to spells and an additional lifespan extension. Demonesses, Golden Core female cultivators, Nascent Soul female cultivators… Years later, the now immortal and invincible Lu Yang looked at the beauties surrounding him and couldn't help but sigh: "Behind every successful man, there are one, two, three… countless great women…"

[Slice of Life + Farming + Lighthearted Humor + Diancie + Cynthia] Xie Fan, who died suddenly at work, transmigrated to the world of Pokémon. Having never seen the anime, he decided to live a leisurely life and enjoy a comfortable existence. Little did he know, the large dog he casually rescued and used as a guard dog was the legendary Pokémon, Suicune, the embodiment of the North Wind. The purple iron balls he tossed into the warehouse trash can were the coveted Master Balls. The Pokémon he took in, after being fed by him, evolved into powerful, unrestricted Pokémon. The beautiful stones he filled his room ushered in the era of Mega Evolution. Looking back, the girls who used to pester him to battle had become legendary trainers. Cynthia: "What legends are we? This era belongs to Xie Fan." Lorelei: "Xie Fan is the true master." Salvia: "Brother Xie Fan is the prince of Salvia." Dawn: "I want to be a trainer like my big brother." Steven: "I'm Diancie's dog." ... Xie Fan: "No, I'm really just a farmer!"

Luo Zhen traveled to the civilization before Honkai Impact 3rd. Being supported by Mobius, he thought he would just live a life of idleness and wait for death, and die in the embrace of the cocoon of the end. Unexpectedly, he obtained a golden finger and got the red A spirit base at the beginning.

As long as you accept commissions from people in different worlds, you can get different rewards.

[Resurrection of the Dead], [Human Emperor Banner], [Avatar World], [Magnetic Field Rotation]...

Xilin: Please revive Cecilia, I will do anything.

Bengtie Laoyang: Are you saying that there's a world out there where Otto is still alive? It's time for him to see the stars shatter.

Mei Raiden: Quack, power, come out to me!

Sunday: You mean, you can help me create a perfect paradise?

Emiya Kiritsugu: Can I really save the world by becoming a magical girl?

Tallulah: Damn it, am I really not as feminine as Black Snake? Please guide me!

Yang Jian is my brother-in-law? The Third Holy Mother is my wife, and Yao Ji is my mother-in-law!

Faced with immense pressure, Chen Changsheng awakens the Super Treasure Hunting System.

One treasure map a day, digging for treasure can bring countless opportunities.

"Treasure map has arrived. Please follow the instructions to dig for treasure."

"Congratulations, host, on discovering the Enlightenment Tea Tree."

A drop of Pangu's essence blood

"A broken Chaos Pearl"

"A pair of Chang'e goddess stockings!"

[Anime Crossover][Infinite Flow][Data Flow][Mastermind] In the world of Hunter x Hunter, he forcibly awakens Nen and is reborn from the ashes. In the world of Naruto, he pursues the Byakugan and replenishes his talent. In the world of Demon Slayer, he slays all demons and refines puppets. In the world of One Piece, he rises to the rank of Admiral and dominates both the Black and White factions. In the world of Bleach, he battles with genjutsu and confronts Aizen. ... "When did you get the illusion that I wasn't using genjutsu?" Jiang Mo stood high in the sky, looking down at the enemies fighting each other on the ground.

Where can I find a high-quality workforce that's free, willing to endure hardships, and available on demand? After finally securing his own plot of land on the chaotic borders of the Empire, Damien, a Dragonborn night watchman with a lord system, fell into deep thought. A tide of golems? An army of the undead? Mass-produced servitors? The Fourth Scourge? After much deliberation, he arrived at a nearly perfect answer that capitalized on its strengths and minimized its weaknesses: sandbox isolation, allowing players to remotely screw in on their computers! Thus, a highly flexible, ultra-hardcore skeleton assembly game called "Bone Puzzle" was born. To prove they weren't cowards, millions of medical students toiled tirelessly. Then came the similarly named "Aoyao Yao," the bizarrely named "Zhenbi," and the nearly online-banned "Steel and Gunpowder"...

[Beast Taming] [No Female Lead]

Ming Qi arrives in a fantasy world by accident and becomes a member of the Ming family in a remote border region.

This place is dominated by spirit beasts. Those who have awakened their spiritual apertures can contract spirit beasts to assist in their cultivation, enabling them to fight against overwhelming odds. Furthermore, these spirit beasts can help with skills such as weapon crafting, alchemy, and array formation.

Those with auspicious omens are born with supernatural powers.

The recorded supernatural powers such as Heavenly Fire Descending to Earth, Nine Heavens Mysterious Thunder, Yin Prison Sunflower Water, Great Cave Space, Life and Death White Bones, etc., are all renowned and awe-inspiring.

Ming Qi discovered that he could see through all spirit beasts, and that supernatural powers, spiritual skills, and advancement were not problems for them.

He befriended a mythical beast and gained a supernatural power.

——

Lack of cultivation resources?

With the [Azure Wood Immortal Forging], you gain a huge planting space, accelerating the growth and mutation of spiritual plants.

Is there a lack of means to isolate and protect the breath?

It possesses the [Ten Thousand Formations Return to the Pivot] – a terrifyingly fast formation speed and talent that far surpasses other formations of the same level.

Lack of attack methods?

There is the [Eternal Poison Calamity], a peerless poison that is colorless, odorless, and silent. No matter how powerful an existence is, it cannot be avoided, and enemies are instantly annihilated!

...

And so a century has passed.

Looking back suddenly, he discovered that he had no rivals left.

[Sect System + Sect Farming + Invincible + Disciple Recruitment + No Female Lead]

Chu Xian was originally the master of the Holy Land, but he was deposed from his position as the Holy Master and expelled from the sect by a group of elders.

And so, the system arrived!

[The Eternal Strongest Sect System has been activated! Please proceed to the coordinates to create the strongest sect!]

[Congratulations, host! 100,000 disciples of your sect have simultaneously broken through to the next level, granting you 100,000 chances to draw a prize!]

[Congratulations, host! You have achieved the honorary title of the number one sect in the Xuanxiao Continent. You are rewarded with peak Great Emperor cultivation. Please check your account!]

[Congratulations, host! You have led your sect disciples to repel the enemy. All disciples' attack power increased by 1000!]

[Congratulations, host...]

Finally, one day, the Demon Lord looked at the big yellow dog at the entrance of the Lingxiao Sect and grinned wildly!

"Damn! Are you blind? Even the watchdogs are at the Emperor Realm, and you call this a fallen sect?"

With his eyes closed, the struggling author Yang Tianling transmigrated into the body of an impoverished villager in another world. He started with nothing but bare walls, mediocre talent, and a wife who was a refugee who had fled from war.

I thought my life would be like this forever, until my eldest son was born!

[Ding! Detection of Yang family bloodline continuation; Clan Fortune Altar activated!]

[Initial Clan Luck: 5 points]

[Congratulations, host! You have obtained the initial family attributes: Favorable Weather (Harvest +10%), Skilled Household Management (Assets Grow Slowly)!]

What?! Clan Luck Points can not only be used to exchange for cultivation techniques, but also directly increase proficiency?!

[20 points of clan luck consumed to successfully exchange for "Raging Bull Strength"!]

A local bully came to provoke us? Does he think the Yang family has no one to rely on?

[Having exhausted all of his clan's fortune, "Raging Bull Strength" has reached its peak!]

Yang Tianling unleashed a punch with explosive power! The village bully was utterly terrified!

Did they collude with bandits to wipe out my entire family?

[Clan Fate Alert! Danger Surges in the Southwest!]

Exchange for trap blueprints and the martial art "Cloak Blade Technique"!

As Yang Tianling stood with the bandit leader under his feet, bathed in moonlight, with his wife and children safe and sound behind him, the altar began to frantically alert him!

[Ding! You have protected your family, your reputation has spread throughout the village, and your clan's fortune has surged by 500 points!]

[Family reputation increased, unlocking a new building: Martial Arts Arena!]

[New talent detected, bloodline analysis in progress...]