[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]

The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.

"System, start the next simulation."

[Ding, drawing a random talent.]

[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]

[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]

[Life Simulation Begins]

On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.

Outside the simulator.

Xu Chuan's face darkened.

"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"

...

——

"System, start the next simulation!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]

[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]

"..."

——

Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.

Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"

"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]

[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]

...

Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"

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"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"

"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"

Leonard, an earthling, travels to Hogwarts and awakens the powers of the Seven Gods of Teyvat (wind/rock/thunder/grass/water/fire/ice), but he needs to gradually unlock them through the sacred relics of Hogwarts' underground leylines - the statue of the God of Wind in the Astronomy Tower, the statue of the King of Rock in the Chamber of Secrets, the Fountain of Wisdom in the Forbidden Forest... Each sacred relic contains a thousand-year contract between the ancient elemental wizards and Hogwarts.

As Hermione Granger's distant cousin, his wandless levitation and rock-lance combat astonished the wizarding world. Hermione, with her photographic memory, translated these powers into learnable "elemental spells," becoming his sole theoretical partner. From using wind to generate bay leaves in Potions class, to using a rock shield to block the basilisk's petrifying gaze in the Chamber of Secrets, to using lightning to split the Dementor's black mist in Azkaban, the two redefine the possibilities of magic through the complementary "wisdom and power" of the original novels.

As the power of the Seven Gods is gradually released, Leonard discovers that Voldemort's Horcrux is actually a "crystallization of abyssal energy", which can only be destroyed by the corresponding power of God's Eye - the Rock King's Spear shatters the golden cup, Wuxiang cuts off the diary with a single blow, and the Echo of Green purifies the poisonous fog... and Hermione pieces together a bigger truth from the family genealogy and "A History of Magic": the gargoyles and leyline obelisks of Hogwarts, and even the entire magical world, are all in line with the elemental laws of Teyvat.

When the final battle came, the shadows of the Seven Gods appeared over Hogwarts. The Wind God swept away the Death Eaters, the Rock God held up the city shield, and the Thunder God cut off the dark magic... Leonard and Hermione stood in the center of the seven-pointed star, weaving the fate of the two worlds with the resonance of elements - it turned out that as early as a thousand years ago, the authority of the Seven Gods had laid the foundation for the protection of the world.