Collapse. A catastrophe whose beginnings were unknown, whose end is unknown. It has imposed the harshest test on civilization and brought humanity the most heartbreaking despair. The humans of previous civilizations struggled, and thirteen fire-chasing heroes risked everything, swearing to fight the Collapse to the bitter end. Though the outcome was death and defeat, they bravely faced death without hesitation. Bang… the sound of a head hitting the ground was heard, and a girl with cat ears fell to the ground, clutching her head in pain. "Ah! It hurts, it hurts! There's definitely a bump on my head. It's a work injury. I'll definitely go get something for medical expenses later." Padofelice stood up, rubbed her head, and suddenly felt something was wrong. All around her was a blank white space, empty. The strange sight made her heart tremble. Damn it!
Out of interest, I want to write a little story about Honkai Impact 3rd, which includes events in various time periods, including the pre-civilization, Yae Village, the Church of Heaven and Saint Freya, etc.
My name is Bai Zhong. I’m just an ordinary guy who somehow got my hands on a life simulator. And so, I began playing the role of heroes throughout the river of history.
I was once the Hero King of Sumer, slaying gods and writing songs of valor.
I was also the First Emperor of the Immortal Qin Empire—undying, forging an eternal divine kingdom.
I’ve been the Pharaoh of the pyramids, bearing ancient curses and inheriting artifacts passed down for millennia.
I’ve also been Solomon, master of demons, destroying monstrous beasts to safeguard the fate of humanity.
I thought I’d keep living like this—creating legends across the timeline, then enjoying a peaceful life in the real world.
Until an unexpected “Holy Grail War” suddenly erupted…
My name is Ye Ling, the last bloodline of the fallen mage clan “Ye.” For the sake of my family, I will summon the strongest Heroic Spirit and win this war.
My name is Alena, the last princess of an ancient empire. I want to uncover the truth behind the empire’s destruction. In the name of my ancestors, my Heroic Spirit will be the strongest!
I’m Chihiro Sakurai, just an ordinary high school girl in Japan. I accidentally picked up an old relic and got dragged into this Holy Grail War.
We are the “Blank.” We’ve come from the future. To save that hopeless, cruel world, we must win this—both the first and final Holy Grail War.
I am Zhuge Yueming. I’ve extended my life for a thousand years, all to bring you back from your icy tomb. Please forgive me, my lord… I just wanted to see you once more.
And when the Holy Grail War began, they finally realized—the Heroic Spirits they summoned were all lives Bai Zhong had simulated!
Shen Mo: "Sister-in-law, want some pills?"
Sister-in-law: "But I'm your sister-in-law!"
Shen Mo: "You're a fake one!" (Literally "cousin's wife," implying she's not a true blood relative)
Sister-in-law: "Fine, I'm a bitch then!" (Playing on the homophone "婊" (bitch) for "表" (cousin))
Shen Mo: "This immortal fairy... One perfect pill for one night's sleep?"
A pill refining accident awakens Shen Mo's past life memories, which had been sealed away for over a decade. Just then, his cousin's wife shows up. Ignoring Shen Mo's severe injuries, she demands he refine a Qi Gathering Pill. As a transmigrator with awakened memories, how could he tolerate such disrespect?
His golden finger activates: any pill he refines is guaranteed to be perfect. When others refine pills, they get one or two per batch. He gets a whole nest of them, with no pill toxins or side effects whatsoever.
So what if you have innate Five Spirit Roots? Watch me pop pills and become an immortal!
The former top wanderer was reborn as a knight and came to the early years of the disaster. Under the seemingly prosperous scene of La Rochelle, countless undercurrents are hidden. The undead invaded the border, the surrounding big countries were surrounded by powerful enemies, and the kingdom was in chaos... The mountains and rivers were broken and the wind was blowing. In this chaotic world, at the end of the prosperous era, the young knight Cyril brought the future undead queen and drew the knight's sword from the back of the lich with a majestic manner: "Hey, take my righteous backstab!"
Du Xinghe traveled through time and space and became a tool-man senior sister in a cultivation group pet article.
She blocked the knife when something happened, and gave all the good things to the junior sister.
She came back covered in blood, and the three senior brothers only cared about the junior sister.
Fortunately, the female supporting role also has dignity. She activated her golden finger on the day of the travel.
It's so funny. Whoever wants to be a tool person can do it. She brought the system and broke off all ties with the Nine Yang Sect and left tonight!
On the way down the mountain, Du Xinghe found out that she was bound to the Palace Fighting Invincible System.
Looking at the Warm Love Pill in the novice gift package, her silence was deafening.
What a sin!
...
However, the Warm Love Pill urged the meridians to surge, and cultivation was twice the result with half the effort. Who said it can only be used for romantic matters?
The useless fairy beast egg that took ten thousand years to hatch was given a multi-birth buff by her, and was named in her "Jade Book". It recognized the master as soon as it hatched.
Secretly certified all the disciples of the sect as her own godsons in the system, benefiting her descendants and giving back to herself!
The system was angry: Host, don't go too far. Whose palace fighting novel has a 99+ godson?
She was justified, this was a genuine palace fighting of 99+ treasures!
Time flies, and time flies.
All the famous clan leaders, elders, and young talents in the cultivation world knelt down in front of Du Xinghe. Among them were the brothers who had abandoned her.
But Du Xinghe didn't even look at them, stood with his hands behind his back, and smiled at the system:
"Look, they chased me to the crematorium."
The system said with great resentment: "Yes, who made you the number one person under the heaven?"
Cao Ren, the seventh child in his family. He accidentally obtained a dual cultivation technique, but due to the decline of his spiritual energy, he couldn't master it. The National Fortune Marriage Game descends! Cao Ren finally finds his purpose! Players from other countries are deceived by the Treasure Chest Demon, with millions dying just to survive. [Treasure Chest Demon] [She uses words to incite greed in people's hearts. As long as you make a greedy wish and open the seven-colored treasure chest, she will make you pay the price!] [Female! Very beautiful!] [You know what I mean?] At night, players from other countries are possessed by a strange creature wandering the corridor. [There's a female ghost outside the door! A woman! What are you waiting for?] Little Baka actually uses the National Fortune Punishment Card, and the whole country votes to punish the Dragon Kingdom? Rebound Card activated! The Korean is actually engaged to the Heavenly Fox? Bride-Snatching Card activated! Little Baka… Bride-Snatching Card activated! Beautiful Country… Activated! Activated! Protagonist: Cao Ren
(Transformed into a yandere/single, impossible to marry, main plot: cult building, farming, establishing power, and combat) (ps: the protagonist is purely evil and a scumbag woman in the early stages, including but not limited to PUA. Other female leads may be involved; please do not read if you dislike this.) Ren Xiaolu swore that he never imagined that one day, he would choose to become a witch because he wanted to escape his sister's clutches. Ren Xiaolu, male, 19 years old, a sunny and cheerful young man, was imprisoned in the basement of his house by his sister after she discovered his heretical identity, undergoing "corrective education." From that day on, Ren Xiaolu completely understood the true meaning of the term "yandere." His sister is a demon in the guise of a saint. By completely changing his appearance and even his gender, Ren Xiaolu finally temporarily escaped his sister's clutches and began a fulfilling and easy second life—or so it should be. But with the binding of the "Heretical System," the approaching survival crisis, and his sister hiding somewhere, all the small joys Ren Xiaolu sees before him are like a dream, about to shatter in the next moment. To protect everything before him, he puts on a short skirt and becomes a natural disaster…
[Lighthearted + No female lead + Fun + Entertainment industry]
Jiang Zhe has acquired a fear value collection system.
But... he's a comedian!
Jiang Zhe: As a comedian, I should bring joy to the audience, not fear!
Unexpectedly, the leather suit rewarded by the system was automatically renewed, deducting 10,000 fear points every month.
When the fear value becomes negative, the character in the suit will appear in the dream.
After three nights of eerie heart-to-heart talks, Jiang Zhe finally understood.
Jiang Zhe: Joy promotes dopamine secretion, and so does fear, and it can even produce adrenaline! Doesn't that mean fear outweighs joy?!
From then on, the comedy world lost an insignificant actor, while the supernatural film genre gained a titan.
He could be a ghost who suddenly appears at your door and gently knocks, making everyone who hears the knocking startle.
It could also be a faceless ghost that appears in the mirror at dawn, making everyone afraid to look in the mirror.
He is a green-haired zombie, he is minced meat, he is... comedian Jiang Zhe.
......
As Jiang Zhe's portrayal of the eerie character resonated deeply with viewers, netizens were gradually overcome with apprehension.
"Have domestic supernatural films evolved to this level lately?"
"Damn it! This can't be acting, it's all real! Oh no, I'm already in my thirties, what am I going to do if I'm scared to be home alone?"
"What the hell? You're telling me this is something a human can act out?"
"Wait a minute? This guy was a comedian before he played ghosts?"
"Are you done playing or not? Can Jiang Zhe come back to comedy? Stop putting us timid moviegoers on the back of our sleeves!!!"
[Completed]
[Apocalypse + Rebirth + Frenzied Hoarding + Spatial Ability + No Zombies + Natural Disasters + Insect Plagues]
In the previous life, the world entered an era of terrifying natural disasters. First, Asian countries experienced a century-long drought, while the other six continents were continuously hit by torrential rains.
After the rain stopped, all sorts of terrifying natural disasters came randomly: lightning tornadoes, terrifying tsunamis, blizzards, magnitude 12 earthquakes, torrential downpours, mudslides, and massive floods... causing countless deaths and injuries around the world.
Du Kexin is reborn two months before the apocalypse, reclaims her own purple-gold necklace, opens up a spatial dimension, and levels up ahead of others.
Lacking funds to stockpile goods, she relied on her reborn prophet abilities to obtain supplies through various shortcuts.
After the apocalypse, she went on a buying spree, storing anything she could hoard into her personal space.
During the initial torrential downpours, everyone was afraid of dying and dared not go out to collect supplies.
She wasn't afraid; if she missed this opportunity, she wouldn't get another chance. So she went on a frantic scramble to collect supplies.
As for the scumbag and the bitch who coldly watched her die tragically in her previous life, she will definitely make them experience all the flavors of the apocalypse in this life.