Relationship blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack, enraged by someone with a ‘love brain.’

After her death, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel filled with sadomasochistic cultivation novel and tragic love, becoming a beautiful and strong yet tragically fated junior sister aunt whose destiny is to sacrifice herself, using her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist’s great love story.

After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark, “Have all the wild vegetables on this mountain been dug up?”

The system gently advises her: “See those ‘love-brained’ people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.”

Lin Du: “One is willing to hit, the other willing to take it—respect the mockery, lock it in.”

System: “Sweetie, you only have one day left to live.”

Lin Du: “Right up my alley, satisfaction guaranteed.”

Thus, Lin Du accepts her fate and sets out to save the senior brother who was deceived into having his spiritual bone removed and ended up crippled, the second senior sister who was cut open by her Taoist partner to extract blood for the white moonlight while she was pregnant, and the junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect’s treasure and then abandoned, leading her to fall into demonic ways…

But why does this sect have such a strange vibe? The sect leader personally cooks a big goose in an iron pot, and the real immortals are either growing vegetables or digging for treasures…

Lin Du: “Not sure, let’s observe a bit more.”

She initially thought that those who were lost were beyond saving, but after getting to know them, she realized: Her nephews and nieces are so adorable—it’s all the fault of those evil cultivators!

As the story progresses to a crucial point, the entire sect ends up being assimilated by Lin Du.

Senior Brother: “Can’t ascend due to lack of a spiritual bone? If you can’t ascend, you can still go to hell!”

Second Senior Sister: “Dual cultivation? A child? I have a pregnancy pill; you can bear it yourself.”

Junior Sister: “The Demon Lord, the most handsome man in the world? That guy? Not even as good-looking as one of Lin Du’s fingers!”

Warnings: The entire story focuses on the female protagonist’s growth, with minor group scenes. There is a romantic subplot, but it has minimal screen time.

Why did I transmigrate into this guy's body?!

Snap snap snap~

The angry boy raised his hands and slapped himself until his head looked like a pig's.

"Excellent work, reward me!"

A voice echoed in his mind, interrupting the pig-headed boy's chaotic thoughts.

You have received a reward of 666 Galleons from the system.

And in that Diagon Alley, a boy grasped his first magic wand...

"Wow! This thing is interesting!"

[You have received a Wizard Duel Gift Pack as a reward from the System Master]

[Bloodline Awakening: The Knight King's Legacy Technique - Excalibur*1]

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A casual, appreciative system master

A manual left behind by an adventurer who grilled a phoenix.

An ancient secret, its traces erased by time.

When the stone pillar that sealed history crumbled, demons symbolizing destruction emerged from hell.

In Hogwarts, the Knights of Conquest donned ferocious heavy armor and charged straight forward, their feet treading on blood and fire.

This is a not-so-serious, but still very serious, Harry Potter fanfiction.

Welcome to the world of magic!

[No CP, unconventional farming, wearing both people and superpowers]

As a wood-type mutant with the highest level in the apocalypse, Su Luo's favorite thing to do is to farm in the base.

Until the zombie tide destroyed the base, she traveled to a world with advanced technology, valued agriculture, and where planters had a special status.

Su Luo, who suddenly appeared, was identified as an interstellar black household, and was sent to farm in the border area.

Su Luo: There is such a good thing?!

However, things were far from as simple as Su Luo had imagined. She thought she was just here to farm, but she didn't expect to grow a bunch of strange creatures.

Before binding with the system, Gu Xia was a vicious female cannon fodder—so vicious it was off the charts. She did all the terrible things to bully the heroine!

But after binding with the “Vicious Cannon Fodder Self-Rescue System,” Gu Xia awakened!

She stopped doing the self-destructive things that came with bullying the heroine and had a complete change of heart:

When the heroine got caught in the rain, she held an umbrella for her;

When the heroine was in trouble, she rushed to the rescue;

When the heroine was tired, she offered her a pillow!

When the real heiress heroine was found by her wealthy family and brought back to the noble house, Gu Xia let out a long sigh of relief.

She had finally escaped the tragic fate that awaited every cannon fodder character: ruined family, destroyed reputation, and even getting “boxed” (killed off) and chopped into pieces by the male lead!

However, just when Gu Xia thought she was safe, the heroine—now returned to her rightful identity as the wealthy family’s heiress—came to find her.

She pulled out a diamond ring and proposed.

“Gu Xia, I’ve always liked you,” the heroine confessed deeply.

…Wait a minute, something’s not right!

Why did the heroine fall in love with her?!

Can you claim compensation if you're hit by a meteorite?

Of course you can!

Cheng Cong was struck by a meteorite and unexpectedly obtained the Genesis God's gene!

God created the world in seven days — I also created the world in seven days.

God created all things — I, too, created all things.

Therefore, I = God!

[Single female lead + pure love + super sweet daily life + two-way running + no system]

Ye Zhou discovered that the new neighbor who moved next door was actually the school beauty Lin Qianyue!

Lin Qianyue: "Hello, classmate Ye, we are neighbors now."

[Hehe, Ye Zhou, I finally moved next door to your house!]

[Next step, is to move to your bed!]

Ye Zhou: ???

Ye Zhou looked at Lin Qianyue, who had no expression on her face. He suddenly realized that what he heard seemed to be the school beauty's inner voice?!

......

After becoming neighbors, Ye Zhou soon discovered that Lin Qianyue was not only beautiful, but also a wealthy woman!!!

The most important thing is...she is not at all as cold and aloof as the rumors say!

Lin Qianyue: "Student Ye, my water pipe is broken, can you come and help me fix it?"

"Mr. Ye, my cat can do backflips."

"Student Ye, my dog can break rocks with his chest."

[Hehe, if you dare to come, I will pounce on you!]

[I don't know if Xiaozhou likes black or white stockings...]

[A wise man does not fall in love, and will not be responsible for losing his virginity, Xiaoyezhou~]

Ye Zhou was shocked: "Oh no, it's coming for me!"

.......

Many years later, at the press conference.

Reporter: "Mr. Ye Zhou, if you were asked to make a choice, between the kingdom and the beauty, which one would you choose?"

Ye Zhou: "Beauty."

Reporter: "May I ask why?"

Ye Zhou smiled brightly: "Because my beauty has her own kingdom."

[Quick transmigration + dual purity + heroine is beautiful, delicate, charming, and bold + good pregnancy + childbirth system + feel-good story + sweet romance]

Jiang Taohua is a wild peach blossom spirit from Wuling Mountain—naturally raised, beautiful, charming, and bold.

After failing her heavenly tribulation and turning to ashes, she unexpectedly obtains a childbirth system.

As long as she enters small worlds and helps lonely male leads achieve yin-yang balance by bearing their children,

the system will resurrect her and help her cultivate to become immortal.

So Jiang Taohua makes a deal with the system without hesitation.

World One: [The Cold Blacksmith and the Gorgeous Widow Next Door]

The cold, aloof blacksmith Xiao Huai meets the unashamed, flirty, and beautiful widow next door, Jiang Taohua.

Teased beyond control, he snaps and takes the lead.

One dark, windy night, Xiao Huai pins her against the wall, eyes red:

“I’ve long wanted to discipline you, you little temptress!”

World Two: [The War God Prince and the Enchanting Courtesan]

Long Jingyan, a cold and ruthless war god prince who despises women,

finds himself repeatedly seduced by the alluring courtesan Jiang Taohua.

His heart begins to lose control.

He realizes his chastity is in danger,

because his long-suppressed desires have awakened—he wants Jiang Taohua, badly.

World Three: [The Demonic Enchantress and the Ascetic Buddhist Disciple]

…

Warnings:

The heroine is mesmerizing, beautiful, bold, seductive, and wild.

All male leads across the worlds are the same person.

All storylines feature dual purity (both leads are only with each other).

This quick transmigration story consists of short, sweet romance arcs.

Each couple lives happily ever after, with many children and blessings.

Chen Hai transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes a menial disciple in a sect!

I thought I was just an ordinary person and had no chance of becoming a powerful figure, but the system couldn't stand it anymore and made my cultivation techniques and supernatural abilities start automatically!

[Your Divine Elephant Body Refining Technique, after a day of arduous practice, has reached 100% progress and has automatically broken through to the first level!]

[Your Fierce Tiger Body Refining Technique, after a day of arduous practice, has reached 100% progress and has automatically broken through to the first level!]

[The Autumn Wind and Falling Leaves Sword senses the joy in its host's heart and is invigorated, increasing its cultivation speed by 100].

[The Art of Object Manipulation has been honed through countless trials, breaking through its limits, and can now control the entire celestial sphere!]

[The system detected that the Eight Steps to Catch the Cicada was insufficient to overcome the opponent. In despair, it transformed, achieving the ability to shrink the distance to an inch!]

Chen Hai sighed. "You're always like this. How can I repay you? I can only practice my marksmanship day and night to leave more seeds of love and peace for this vast world!"

"Robin, a model citizen, is transported to a magical world, inheriting the bloodline of the Eastern Phoenix from the start! After enrolling at Hogwarts, with his extraordinary talent and the blessing of the Phoenix bloodline, he gradually rises to the pinnacle of the wizarding world, becoming an existence surpassing even the god of magic, Merlin!"

If you can control the probability of all events, what interesting things will happen? For example: rain, probability: 100% awakening superpower, probability: 100% time travel, probability: 100% hit, probability: 100% like Mr. Qiyu, break the species limiter, probability: 100% earthquake, probability... The earth will explode, the probability... Sunspot explosion, probability... Suffering from the dark forest