[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

White Boat, Crosser, Retired Savior. Once saved an ancient Pokémon world, but when he returned, he found that his home had been stolen and the world merged. Currently working as a researcher for Dr. Oki and is unmarried. There is a system that rewards you can get for bringing positive feedback, and you can even summon legendary Pokémon that are tied to him. In this world where the popularization of Pokémon knowledge is relatively backward, he resolutely embarked on the road of a game producer. And the first game he made was "Pokemon: Fiery Red/Chlorophyll"...... The next day, the first protagonist group of the special chapter met. Crimson looked at the game cassette in Qinglu's hand and fell silent. Crimson: "......" Crimson: "You mean...... Brother Baizhou turned my adventure into a game? And let me test the playability?"

Gu Chuan, who traveled to the world of Zongman, awakened the ultimate power called [Analysis of Everything].

Thus, a dimensionality reduction-style cognitive crushing began:

When his best friend Toosaka Rin was still proud of the gem magic that had been passed down in his family for a hundred years, Gu Chuan created a new system of "energy opening" and "concept resonance".

When his best friend Esdeath regarded her ability to control ice as absolute power and looked down upon all living beings - Gu Chuan only observed for a moment, and then casually demonstrated to her the true power of freezing "concepts" and freezing "laws".

When his best friend Lei Dianzhen was still conceited about his "Unthinking Sword", believing that he had reached the pinnacle of thunder and lightning authority - Gu Chuan transformed the sun and the moon into the palm of his hand, evolved the five elements of thunder, and recreated the earth, water, fire and wind, making this Inazuma's Thunder God start to doubt for the first time that he might... be a fake Thunder God.

Calixis Sector, Port Wanderer, Blind Eye Bar. "Hello, friend, come sit down. You're looking for a job?" A well-dressed man embraces you, offering you a glass of Renka brandy. "You can call me Siegel, the best Rogue Trader in the Kronos Expanse." "Do other Rogue Traders say the same thing? Friend, to survive in Port Wanderer, you must use your own judgment.

Want to watch anime, specials, movies, spin-off games, or even scrapped projects? I've got them all! Want to see new Eevee evolutions, original Mega Evolutions, and unique Bond Evolutions? I've got them all here too! Still lamenting someone destined to be alone, a master of releasing animals, or a village champion for 23 years? Absolutely impossible! Simply put, this is the story of a random Pokémon named Ash, and his equally random companion, as they navigate the intertwined worlds of time and space. He never abandons any bond, and vows never to betray the relationships he missed over the years. He is Ash, the youngest Pokémon professor ever, the strongest champion, the ultimate in splendor, and also the Paladin who carries the world on his shoulders!

[Agent] [System] [Entertainment and Comedy] [Video and Movie World] [Game World] [Travel Through the Heavens]

Free America, peace every day.

Hello everyone, I'm Li Cheng, and today I've traveled through time.

I never expected to be orphaned upon my arrival, but it was both expected and unexpected, and I wasn't surprised at all (￣_,￣), but what happened next was a bit confusing.

Now, two men named John Hartley and Bob want to take me away. One claims to be my mother's brother, and the other claims to be my father's brother. Looking at these two familiar yet unfamiliar faces, Li Cheng was speechless for a moment. Isn't this the protagonist of "The Spy Next Door" and "Red Notice"?

Next, Li Cheng joins the Suicide Squad on a mission, races with Dom, and saves people in the wild west...

Due to an accident while playing a game, Lin Tianze was reborn into a world of immortal cultivation, where he found the family he had always dreamed of! He also starts with a spirit stone sign-in system. With its help, can Lin Tianze lead his family to rise and become the first immortal clan?

Su Yu was reborn and traveled to the other world of gods where demigods were rampant. He gained the power of demigods increased tenfold, but his priesthood was the goddess of light!

But when Su Yu awakened the system, he also joined a chat group from all over the world.

So, from that day on, a goddess of light praised by all the worlds spread the power of light throughout the world.

Ying Zheng (Level 1 Lifeform): I am willing to offer sacrifices to the temple in order to seek immortality.

Five O's Great Ancient (Level 31 Lifeform): The Goddess of Light is the source of Ultraman's power, above the mysterious Four O's, and the ultimate disaster.

Master San (Level 5 Lifeform): I am willing to offer the Ultimate Gate and transform myself into a magician of light.

Fan Xian (Level 10 life form): The Goddess of Light is the true God. I, a Level 10 Paladin, request to join the battle.

Harry Potter (Level 6 Lifeform): I am willing to become the Goddess of the Goddess, just to resurrect my parents

Black Dragon Lu Mingfei (Level 11 Lifeform): I am willing to be the goddess's mount, only praying that she can be resurrected

Thor Captain America (Level 30 Lifeform): I am willing to sacrifice the Infinity Stones just to revive Bucky

Wushen Xiongba (Level 19 Lifeform): I have always believed in fate, but I believe in God even more.

God's Messenger Batman (Level 20 Lifeform): I wish to travel through parallel worlds and spread the faith of the Goddess

So, Su Yu embarked on the path of harvesting sacrifices and devouring everything to become a god.

However, many believers are very confused as to why the incarnation of the Goddess of Light often stays with their wives and relatives?

Su Yu: "There's no other way. The right thing to do is for beautiful women to be close to each other."

[The Pirate World ➕ Organ Blackening ➕ Multiple Fruits ➕ Capturing Pirates ➕ Crushing]

Traveling through the Pirate World, Lann’s organs have their own ideas.

Your heart has turned black, and you urgently need a Tremor-Tremor Fruit to calm your nerves!

Your eyes have awakened to a short-term future vision, and you can predict the future for three seconds!

Your stomach has awakened to greed, and you can swallow multiple devil fruits!

Your legs have awakened to flash, and Kizaru calls you an expert!

Your body is suppressed by Kaido, and your organs all unite to beat up Teacher Kai, and teach Luffy on the spot what is the real domineering entanglement!

…

In the war at the top, Lann stepped on Blackbeard’s head and successfully intercepted the Tremor-Tremor Fruit.

[Your heart activates the Emperor Engine and awakens the Drum of Liberation! ]

[You are now a free liberation fighter! ]

Im: It’s ruined, it’s all ruined! How come there are three Nikas?

Kaido: I admit that this student is easier to teach than Luffy, and he can speed through Wano Country in ten minutes.

Red Hair: For the first time, I suspect that my arm pressed the wrong person.

Wang Luffy: You are Nika, who am I?

Rowling traveled through the wizarding world and saw this bizarre wizarding world.

He does not have any extraordinary talents, but he can anticipate the results of future training.

It takes a certain amount of time for a wizard, even for the most gifted, to master a piece of witchcraft, which may take several days or even years. But for Rowling, it only takes a moment.

[Advance payment of "Qiyuan Awakening Method", make up the ticket: practice a thousand times afterwards]

[Advance payment for "Cross Sword Technique", make up the ticket: practice sword a thousand times afterwards]

[Advance payment of "Raging Flame Curse", make up the ticket: practice meditation 5,000 times afterwards]

With a prepaid code, whether it is forbidden witchcraft, unique skills, or heaven-defying inheritance...

As long as you get started, you can achieve perfection in one thought!

Get on the bus first and buy the ticket later.

…

[Advance payment of "Star True Fire", supplementary ticket: refine 10,000 stars afterwards]

[Advance payment of "Great Sun True Fire", supplementary ticket: refine five thousand stars afterwards]

[Advance payment of "Black Hole True Fire", make up the ticket: refine a thousand black holes afterwards]

"I... have mastered the first true fire - the black hole true fire!"

In outer space of the Divine Continent, it’s a night of meteors.

On the continent, countless priests, sword masters, and berserkers were fighting for their lives with wizards. High in the sky, brilliant gods and legendary wizards were attacking each other. From time to time, there were horrific self-detonating fireworks caused by the fall of gods, and the entire continent was plunged into blood and fire.

In outer space, Luo Lin transformed into a terrifying True Fire Body that was half the size of the God Continent, and fiercely suppressed the Supreme God. The terrifying black hole True Fire burned the opponent without any ability to fight back.

Luo Lin's cold and domineering voice resounded throughout the entire continent!

"Next, if you don't surrender, I will destroy the entire continent, kill all the gods, and take away your heritage!"