Become Harry's cousin, the original author's designated Muggle.

Brother Xun has a good saying: "Merlin closes a door for you and opens a window for you."

After getting a weird mage system... Merlin opened the skylight over Dudley's head... well, maybe Merlin lifted the roof off Dudley's house.

Dudley Dursley: "Listen, I'm not what you think, I'm a spellcaster!"

Under the moonlight, Dudley twisted his waist and put on a strange posture, and a BGM sounded behind him: "Okay, I have a showdown. I admit that wizards have limits, so I don't want to be a wizard anymore! Potter!"

"System, if you do this again, I will learn the seventy-two changes and become a Super Saiyan."

This book is also known as "The God of Physics", "Anything but Magic", "Actually I Can Magic", "I'm Really Not Harry Merlin".

There are already three completed works with one million words, and one completed work with two million words, which are guaranteed. Please rest assured to collect them.

[System Message: World Line Initializing... Alteration Rate: 0.001%]

Su Li stared at the scene unfolding on the massive public monitor, a stream of curses catching in his throat. Of all the places to be thrown into, it had to be Island Iffish—right at the dawn of the One Year War. Was this some kind of cosmic joke? Was fate itself trying to get him killed?

But then he discovered a secret: he could alter the very fabric of this world line, reaping incredible rewards for every change he made. From that moment on, the legend of the "White Devil" was destined to be rewritten.

His enemies could only cry out in disbelief, "What in the world is that Zaku?!"

Su Li would just grin, his voice cutting through the comms. "Hey, Red Comet! You think you're three times faster? Then prove it and get over here!"

Good news: I have traveled through time and space to the world of "Eternal Life". The original protagonist Fang Han is a very kind protagonist who repays favors and treats his own people very well.

Bad news: I traveled through time and space too early. It will take another three thousand years for the original protagonist Fang Han to be born.

Good news: The plug-in necessary for time travelers has finally arrived.

Bad news: The plug-in is a system of having many children and many blessings. You still have to rely on your own efforts.

Tai Yantian of Taiyi Sect: Little thief, you are so bold!

Xiao Huang, the Saintess of Wuji Xing Palace: Chen Jing, I am willing to do anything for you.

Tianfei Wu Mo: Jinglang, we should uncover the secret of eternal life together.

Dianmu Tianjun: Chen Jing, what is the meaning of eternal life if I can't be with you.

Thank you for your invitation, I am in Fuyuki, I have just become a stand-in messenger, currently working in a convenience store in the business district, I get off work at 8 o'clock at the latest every day and go home. I don't smoke, and I drink only lightly. Get eight hours of sleep every day. My colleagues say I am normal.

Roland, who traveled to 1994, did not have any lofty ideals or pursuits, and only wanted to live a peaceful life.

It wasn't until the Fourth Holy Grail War broke out, and seeing the perverted killers, magician killers, and priests who claimed to be artists frequently appearing in his life, Roland realized that he needed to take some necessary measures.

All in all, anyone who disturbs my peaceful life must die.

I just want to be a human, is that so difficult?

Aoki traveled to the Demon Slayer world, obtained the system, and honestly worked hard to improve his "professional" level. Suddenly, Muzan came to him and forced him to become a demon.

After that, he had two more goals.

First, eat the scum boss, and second, find a way to turn back into a human while retaining the power of a demon.

Zhou Hao accidentally traveled to the world of Diamond Ace.

From then on, high school baseball welcomed an unprecedented ruler!

Cheng Gongming: I have never seen a pitcher like Zhou Sang.

His pitching is disgusting!

Tetsuya Yushinari: Zhou is the best hitter I have ever seen...

Kazuya Miyuki: Partnering with Zhou-san is the happiest thing in my life.

Director Kataoka: I admit that I don’t like Zhou.

In the history of Qingdao, I have never seen such a lazy player.

Of course, there are exceptions during competitions.

(The new book "Who Made Him Cultivate Immortals!" has been released)

Jiang Li crossed over and found that he didn't have a golden finger, so he could only practice honestly. Five hundred years later, he became the strongest in Kyushu, and a system suddenly appeared, saying that it could help the host counterattack from the Qi training period to become the number one person in Kyushu. .

Jiang Li looked at the first task and fell into deep thought.

"Please host to defeat your cousin (qi training level six)."

"Your system is quite delayed."

【Happy direction of this book】

At an internal hearing of the Navy, senior Navy officials conducted serious questioning on the Navy's "scum" and North Sea Admiral Darren.

“You have improper relationships with royal princesses and noble ladies from many countries in Beihai?”

“I care about the people.”

Navy senior officials:...

“Then how do you explain the ridiculously high salary of soldiers in the North Sea Navy you lead?”

"How about relying on the salary from the headquarters and asking others to work for you?"

Navy senior officials: (ーー゛)

“Why does the North Sea Fleet possess Germa technology?”

“It’s about military-civilian cooperation, Germa 66 was inspired by my justice.”

Senior naval officers: (￣o￣)

“How do you explain the abnormal death of the Tianlong people in Beihai?”

“Oh, it was a shipwreck...It was so unfortunate, and I personally feel deeply sorry.”

Senior naval officers: (‧_‧?)

“Last question, how do you evaluate yourself.”

Hearing this, Darren, then the Navy’s top officer in the North Sea, bit his cigar and said with a calm smile:

“I smoke, drink alcohol, am greedy for money, lustful, strive for power, deceive superiors and inferiors, and do all kinds of evil, but I am a good navy.”

Navy senior officials:? ? ?

Garp: I can’t bear it anymore. Warring States, don’t stop me. I’m going to give this kid a beating! !

Well, this is the story of a rebellious, corrupted naval scum.

This book is also known as: "This Navy is a bit rebellious", "Magneto's ability is elegance", "Sorry, my justice is a bit crooked", "I don't want to be a hero"

What would happen if an ordinary person suddenly gained a bewitching charm comparable to Tomie's? Regarding this question—Fu Jiang, a transmigrator who used to be constantly sexually harassed by female tengu and almost locked in a dark room where they would take turns draining him dry, to the point that he had to wear a mask and hood when going out, now says his life is absolutely terrible! Fu Jiang: "I just want to have a serious relationship!"

(Blue prison + no heroine + ultimate egoist + systematic + physical monster)

When a person's egoism reaches its extreme, no matter in any sport, he will have unimaginable potential. Of course, this is just the threshold for becoming an excellent athlete.

My name is Ye Liangqiu, and my audience is not only you in reality, but also those illusory existences.

They like to call me the devil of the stadium and the destroyer of the stadium, but I just want to say, can the football movement of unity and friendship die?

[Emotional Value +9999]