My name is Yamabuki Huajin.

I’m done pretending—time to come clean. I’m a transmigrator, and yes, I have a system.

My ability? Every day I wake up randomly in someone else’s bed and transform into a different anime character.

Today, I opened my eyes to find myself in Academy City, with Misaka Mikoto pointing her Railgun straight at me.

Bros, what do I do? Waiting online, kinda urgent.

PS: Friendly reminder—please throw your brain away before reading this.

PPS: The lack of logic is the logic of this story.

PPPS: ...Brains all gone? Then come on in.

In the vast land of Kyushu, the Jianghu and the imperial court are clearly divided. Li Changan, armed with a check-in system for otakus, posted a rental advertisement at his doorstep. Then, while out shopping, he picked up a beggar named Huang Rong and brought her home to be his cook. He then took in a woman named Xiao Zhao to clean his house. Then, a pair of sisters named Yao Yue Lian Xing and a woman named Dong Fang Bai rented a room. Afterwards, Li Changan ate the delicious food cooked by the cooks and chatted with the beautiful tenants every day. When he had nothing to do, he would sign in to earn rewards and improve his strength. Just when Li Changan thought the good times would last, [Meet the Bear]

When he woke up, Zhou Sui became a low-level Qi refiner in the world of immortality. Fortunately, he obtained the most precious Gu god bowl, which can refine various Gu insects.

Refining Spring and Autumn Gu can prolong life and make you immortal.

Refining the golden cicada Gu, it can give birth to dead people, flesh and white bones.

Refining Dragon Elephant Gu to obtain the power of Dragon Elephant, the body of Dragon Elephant, and the indestructibility of King Kong

But the first Gu he refined was the Infatuation Gu.

From then on, he discovered a broad avenue of cultivation.

Time changes, mountains and rivers change, but I am immortal and the Zhou family is eternal.

It's outrageous. Traveling through a fantasy world and binding myself to a villain system, he made me suppress myself.

Mo Yu looked at the system in front of him with a confused look on his face.

[The villain counterattack system has been loaded]

[The son of luck, Mo Yu, has been detected. Suppress him to get rewards]

Mo Yu:? ? ?

[You snatched the girl of luck, Ling Qingyue, from Mo Yu, reward: Pure Yang Holy Body]

Mo Yu: "No? Are you really going to give it to me? Then I won't be sleepy anymore."

...

picked up the magic grass.

[It is detected that you have intercepted Mo Yu's Seven-Colored Immortal Grass, reward: Nine-Colored Immortal Grass]

You have accidentally entered a dangerous area.

[It is detected that you have led Mo Yu into a dangerous area, reward: immunity to all poisons]

There is a bug in the villain system, and rewards can be taken at random, which directly makes Mo Yu take off.

...

Several years later, the true destiny...

Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

…

Traveling through America in 2008, the advantages of the reborn are about to disappear. Link can only rely on his strong body, handsome looks, superb hype methods, and numerous scandals to gradually become the top star of the era and an oligarch in the entertainment industry from a nobody.

At the beginning of the chaos, the world was not yet created.

When the three thousand demon gods had not yet been born.

Hong Yuan had already traveled here and became Pangu's brother.

And he became the only one who survived in the chaos.

Facing the Honghuang transformed by his elder brother.

Hong Yuan naturally adhered to the good character of the brother's death and the younger brother's succession.

Do you understand where the word Hong in Honghuang came from? !

From today on, I will protect Honghuang!

Whoever wants to touch Honghuang, I will deal with him!

Sanqing: "Uncle, I want to become a saint!"

"Become a saint? What is that? Even dogs don't want it. Second uncle will teach you the method of Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian!"

What? You say I'm crazy?

I tell you, I existed before the world was created, the Great Dao is my father, and Pangu is my brother.

Even Sanqing has to call me second uncle.

Do you know now? !

Thank you for your invitation, I am in Fuyuki, I have just become a stand-in messenger, currently working in a convenience store in the business district, I get off work at 8 o'clock at the latest every day and go home. I don't smoke, and I drink only lightly. Get eight hours of sleep every day. My colleagues say I am normal.

Roland, who traveled to 1994, did not have any lofty ideals or pursuits, and only wanted to live a peaceful life.

It wasn't until the Fourth Holy Grail War broke out, and seeing the perverted killers, magician killers, and priests who claimed to be artists frequently appearing in his life, Roland realized that he needed to take some necessary measures.

All in all, anyone who disturbs my peaceful life must die.

Beasts of all kinds—spiritual beasts, demonic beasts, rare beasts, celestial beasts, ancient relics, dragons of fortune, sword spirits, corpse puppets, gu insects, mechanical marvels, and elemental spirits—every form and technique can be mastered.

The story begins in a third-rate cultivation sect, the Beast Taming Sect…

…

Struggle through the weak paths; ascend with the mastery of beasts!

When you see this sentence, Yang Xuanzhen has already traveled to the Great World of Eternal Life. In this dangerous place, is it as submissive as in the previous life, or is it a heavy blow?

Choose to join the Feather Gate, or the Taiyi Gate?

Divine Elephant Prison Strength and Three Thousand Great Avenues, which is stronger and weaker?

Flesh, supernatural powers, immortality, immortality, immortality......

In the Taiyi Gate, he obtained the Dao Immortal, and the disaster was connected to the sky.

Dressed in the cloud brocade towards the true realm, the single crown Xuanhuang is moving forward.