(Super sweet, heartwarming and funny everyday moments)

---Starlight Group Business Group---

[Investment Department - Liu Hao: Reporting to the President, as per your instructions, we have sold all our shares in esports clubs and invested in the holographic entertainment industry.]

[Industry Matrix Department - Li Jia: Reporting to the President, as per your instructions, Microsoft, Amazon, Douyin, Meidan, Alibaba...]

[Zhang Ting, R&D Department: Reporting to the President, the Breakthrough Supercomputing System achieved a major breakthrough this morning.]

[HR Department - Liu Xue: Reporting to the President, this month we hired 450 people, dismissed 450 people, and had 0 resignations. The severance package is n + 3 + 30,000.]

Immediately afterwards, a message appeared before everyone.

[Security Department - Gu Yi: Honey, shall we have dinner at your place or mine tonight?]

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[Liu Xiaozhen, Vice President of Investment Department: This matter must be dealt with seriously; there can be no leniency. @Gu Yi, Security Department, dismissed; the head of the security team, dismissed; and Gu Yi's wife, all dismissed.]

[@President-Chu Yining, President, do you think I handled this correctly?]

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Just then, the mature and beautiful CEO of Xingchen Group replied:

[President Chu Yining: @Security Department Gu Yi, let's go to your house for dinner, honey.]

Shen Lang, who is plagued by misfortune, accidentally activates the Tribulation System. He can receive different rewards for each tribulation he overcomes!

Wherever he went, disasters followed, and to make matters worse, he was exposed live on the entire internet!

Neighboring auntie: Shen Lang has been unlucky since he was a child.

CNR host: The day he appeared, a meteor shower burst forth... aimed at me!

Netizens across the internet: What? Brother Shen is still having a run of bad luck today? Unfollow and block!

Da Xia official statement: We solemnly promise that we will never be the first to use Shen Lang.

192 countries around the world: Let's unite to boycott Shen Lang's entry and let him stay in Daxia in peace!

Shen Lang: Please, please let me go. I'm just a tiny bit unlucky.

As an ordinary urban worker, pressured by my family to get married, I chose blind dates over working like a slave in the big city. I spent 1998 yuan to hire a matchmaking agency, who claimed to be matching me with the best possible match. But my first blind date was a fox demon persecuted by her half-sister, whose tail I accidentally caught… My second blind date was a female cultivator ostracized by her fellow disciples, who insisted on taking me flying on a sword over the sea… This is outrageous! This matchmaking agency is definitely suspicious; they hired two mentally ill people to arrange blind dates! One is a cross-dresser, the other has delusions! Damn it! Refund! Just then, the matchmaking agency arranged a third blind date—[Author of "My Beautiful Teacher," "My Fox Fairy Wife," "My Wife is a Martial Arts Master"...]