【Half-invincible】【Doujin】【No sword】【Daily life】
In the world of Genshin Impact, you gain the ability to fight anyone on equal terms. What can you do? Jiang Xiaochen said, you must be a salted fish!
In the world of Genshin Impact, how can you not enjoy life?
So, whenever anyone mentioned Jiang Xiaochen, they would say: Is this what he meant by "no one can beat him"?!
He fought a draw with Tartaglia, the Prince of the Fatui, and a draw with General Thunder. Even Morax Zhongli once said: If he fought against Jiang Xiaochen, the Second Demon War might break out.
At this time, the traveler Ying said: "I have never seen him beat anyone, but I have never seen anyone beat him."
[Multiple female leads] [Slightly brainless] [Fun]
(This book has undergone several major revisions, so most of the targeted negative reviews can be ignored.)
I unexpectedly found myself transported to the Starry Sky Railway, experienced the hardships of being a corporate slave, and met Aha, a street hustler in the Starry Sky Railway world. I don't want to admit that I was happy.
But what can you do when someone has their eye on you? You can only follow along and do pleasurable things. But please don't get the cause and effect wrong. It's because Aha has his eye on you that you start having pleasurable things, not because your mind is full of pleasure and you've been targeted.
Now that I have the ability to implement the ideas in my mind, I realize that the original sad ending was not good. So I hope to add a little bit of dramatic reinterpretation to the original ending. It may become a bit childish, but at least the ending is better, right?
Before this, I liked to share that every world has its own unique local products.
Belleberg has a giant mecha to play with; you can use it to scare the train crew!
Luofu has fermented mung bean juice; you can sneak it onto the train and share it with everyone!
Pinocchio... has 500,000 sleeping banana monkey plush toys, so... let's get Seele too.
A side note
Because Aha is a street urchin, I was helpless when he inexplicably wandered off to other places. It's all Aha's fault.
However, since there was no currency on Earth, I used the fastest way to make money: I asked for a small amount of money by claiming that Lao Yang had been kidnapped.
Therefore, it's not my fault that Lao Yang got hit by Tesla. Lao Yang's wish was to return to Earth and see his old friends. I just gave him a push.
Because I profited from the kidnapping, when my playful antics caused the train to crash into the Teyvat continent, I chose to kidnap Fynne first to scare her...
"Harem + long story + passionate and exciting story + decisive killing! " "Perfectly concluded~"
Open with a forceful kiss to Kafka, and stick to Sanyueqi. From now on, you will reach the pinnacle of life!
If you swallow enough, I will stick to you even if it is a Star God!
Han Xing: "System, can I eat this Doomsday Beast?"
System: "Of course, my dear host. And you are already eating it, can you please stop asking?"
Han Xing: "System, can I eat this giant robot called the Creation Engine?"
System: "Of course, my host. As long as it doesn't bother you."
Han Xing: "... Sanyue, why are you so far away from me?"
"Ask me if I'm human? How can I not be human!?"
- "*Xianzhou curse* Oh my god! What's with these tentacles?!"
So, what the hell am I now?
And that Star God... will it taste different?
【Genshin Impact, chat group】
The Genshin Impact chat group has been exposed, and my strength can no longer be hidden.
After seeing my strength, Funina expressed her willingness to surrender.
Su Bai traveled through Teyvat and planned to enjoy life after completing the system's reincarnation mission.
The exposure system suddenly descended on Teyvat, and as the content of reincarnation was exposed, the people of Teyvat could no longer hold back.
Lei Yingying: "You have waited for countless reincarnations just to save Teyvat. Your husband is really great."
Qin: "My beloved knight, your last life was too bitter. Take a break in this life."
Furninna: "This drama is too bitter. Can you arrange a sweet ending for my pope?"
Yae Shenzi: "I am willing to exchange the singleness of all the women for a happy life for my husband."
Women: "You scumbag fox, do you want to reincarnate too?"
Looking at the increasing number of women in the family.
Su Bai sighed: The fullness of water elements is a necessity for regulating life.
Liang Chuan traveled through Teyvat, awakened the [Fourth Disaster] system, and became a universe-class "black-hearted boss"——
He takes a cut of the players' work! The more you summon, the stronger your combat power!
Mavica: "Why can these outsiders be resurrected without ancient names or the need for resurrection poems?"
Fu Fu: "Huh?! Who is scalping tickets to my show at a markup?!"
Tianli: "How come there are so many presumptuous people asking me to show my health bar in front of me?!"
...
Not long after, a star train broke through the "shell" of Teyvat and came through.
The fourth journey of natural disasters begins the era of the universe!
March 7: "Oh no! There are so many pioneers that the train can't fit in!"
Liuying: "How come these people's vitality is stronger than that of breeding insects?"
Kafka: "Their leader... the one called Liang Chuan, why does he keep calling me mom?"
Wu Yao unexpectedly transmigrated to the world of the Collapsed Starry Sky Railway and possessed the body of a celestial being whose lifespan was about to end. Faced with the approaching death, a strong will to survive forced him to do something.
In this world, the Star God, the Knowledgeable One, was initially just a celestial computer. However, as He came into contact with more and more knowledge, He eventually rose to become a Star God and completely took control of the destiny of knowledge.
With such a brilliant and insightful example before him, why can't he replicate this path to godhood?
Crucially, he also possesses an incredibly powerful cheat ability—the Mirror of All Heavens, which allows him to freely travel through the heavens.
The only flaw of this treasure is that it cannot be sent back to Earth before he has fully matured.
So how should he choose his "destiny"?
science and technology;
Belief;
magic;
...
martial arts;
Immortal Path?
No, only children make choices; adults want it all!
Driven by ambition, Wu Yao not only wants to become a god, but also to become the supreme ruler above the star gods and find the way back to the mysterious blue star!
【Female leads: Ningguang and Beidou】【Mild and warm slice-of-life】【Child-rearing in the early stages, romance in the mid to late stages】
After transmigrating to Teyvat, Xieyang was picked up and brought home by a child named Beidou.
How does one raise a child? Who has experience with that?
……
Thousands of years later, Ningguang and Beidou cornered Xieyang against the wall.
Xieyang: “Uh, what are you two trying to do?”
“Hmm, what do you think?”
Fang Yuan, upon arriving in the Genshin Impact world, discovered he was cracked, about to split into several pieces. Ying: I came to find my brother, not to be a doctor. Hu Tao: You probably won't live much longer like this, why don't you set a location? Zhong Li: I was just drinking tea when someone suddenly made a contract with me, saying they were going to slap Barbatos. I didn't even have time to react. Kiana: Help! Help me! I'll die if I don't get treatment! Bronya: We have extensive experience treating mental illnesses. Immediately arrange for a specialist consultation with Destiny's Entropy. Fang Yuan: I'll emphasize again, mentally ill patients never chase girls, so I'm really not mentally ill. Can you please stop prying into my inner world? (This book is categorized as a slightly old-fashioned blood-red harem story. The flags of a harem are only truly vibrant when stained with blood!)
After traveling to the Collapse Iron World, Ye Bai got the Super Dimension Travel Agency, and took people from different worlds to travel to different worlds.
Ye Bai: "This is the most famous landscape in this world, Pierpoint, where the Interstellar Peace Company is located. The one in the dust is the Star God of Protection..."
Zhongli: "I understand everything, this is the true meaning of protection!"
Ye Bai: "This is the moon, where Kiana, the God of the Earth, sleeps..."
Kiana: "Hey, you talk like I'm dead, I'm just asleep, not dead!"
Ye Bai: "This is the headquarters of the former civilization of the Thirteen Heroes of Chasing Fire..."
Alicia: "That is to say, I succeeded..."
Ye Bai: "This is also the moon, the place where Princess Kaguya of Otsutsuki was sealed..."
Tsunade: "So, ninjutsu is alien technology?"
Ye Bai: "This is Gotham, the evil place of this world..."
Batman: "You can exile these prisoners to other worlds..."
Ye Bai: "This is the place where Luo Ji and the Trisolarans fought..."
Luo Ji: "Alas, mankind is still exiled..."