Duanmu arrived in the world of Genshin Impact with a dashboard. All characters he'd paid for appeared on the dashboard. The Thunder God Baalzebul, the head shrine maiden Yae Mimiko of Narukami Taisha Shrine, Kamisato Ayaka, the eldest daughter of the Kamisato family, Nagano Fireworks Shop's Nagayoshi, the Resistance...
The Liyue Immortal Fang Ning has many beautiful names: a bird that brings hope, a benevolent deity that guides people out of adversity, a child of destiny favored by the world, and the most adorable pet that brings good luck to its owner...
When Fang Ning ran away from the Rock King and traveled into the world, he found that many people were eyeing him covetously and were drooling over him.
Yuhengxing Keqing: Come be my assistant! Expires? Let's set it at three thousand years!
Tianquanxing Ningguang: Speaking of which, I've been wanting to add a male master to the Qun Yu Pavilion. Kamisato Aika: The Kamisato family has no heirs yet, so could you... please? Thunder God: Do you want to... try drawing a sword?
Fang Ning was confused: You all like me? Did I save the world in my past life?
Traveler: Indeed. Then they knocked Fang Ning unconscious and tied her up in the pot.
[Orange] As soon as I crossed over, I landed in Huang Quan's arms.
The system told me to confess my feelings to Huang Quan.
Am I, Lin Shuang, that kind of person? I'm going to die outside of here—
what, there's a star core in this damn place?
Sorry, I was too loud earlier. Let's talk about marrying Huang Quan.
"Huang Quan, cooperate with me in the ceremony. Don't worry, it's simple."
Even if we get married, it's only because of circumstances. I, Lin Shuang, would never do what that scumbag did!
But marrying the villain from the Black Tower would only make me a pervert, not a scumbag.
Flirting with game characters in the game, going crazy over them—how could I possibly count? How could I know
I was facing a Silver Wolf? Similarly, marrying Xing in the simulated universe was clearly just testing the simulation!
And marrying Liuying in my dream—how could that dream count? I just wanted to give her a complete life.
And...
"Well, keep quibbling. I'm listening."
The white-haired Huang Quan, gripping the hilt of his sword, calmly looked at the sweat-soaked Lin Shuang.
On the ring finger of her left hand, a silver-white ring gleamed with a cold light.
"First, explain to me the meaning of this pair of rings."
Su Xuan arrived in the continent of Teyvat and activated the diary system.
By participating in a lottery using the emotion points generated by the diary content, you can gain power from all realms.
Let’s start with Lei Movie.
"Baalzebul, let me try the sword!"
Yaejinko: "Kage is completely powerless against telekinesis."
Hu Tao: "Turning the world upside down, reversing life and death, Su Xuan wants to open a shop in front of the Rebirth Hall. Could it be that he wants the head of this hall to run after him the next day?"
Silkcock: "Let this moon shine...it's so inspiring..."
Mavica: "Welling Qitian... can he smash the continent of Teyvat to pieces with just one stick?"
Lei Movie: "Su Xuan, let me try a stick!"...
[Simulator + Love + Shura Field + Husband Chasing Cremator] Xia Zhi traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inadvertently awakened the Life Simulator. Simulate different lives and receive corresponding rewards. [Simulate Keqing's childhood sweetheart and make him/her unforgettable!] [Simulate the benefactor who helped Ningguang build her business empire!] [Simulate a descendant of the Qilin clan and help Ganyu inherit the Qilin bloodline!] [Simulate a wandering demon god and connect with Shen He!] [Simulate...] At first, Xia Zhi thought his simulated lives were just fragments created by the system. It wasn't until more and more people came to him that he realized something was amiss. Everyone still retains memories of the simulation...
It is not a fast food article, nor is it shoddy. You will soon see the difference
...
That day, Alysia told her favorite story:
In order to rewrite the tragedy of the two worlds of Genshin Impact and Honkai, Ye Ming sacrificed himself and reconstructed the entire dimension.
He was forgotten by everyone, and in a brand new world, he joined the bankrupt Mihoyo Studio...
He found that the employees here were all lovers who had once worked together.
Lei Movie: Let Mei come to my house to cook, huh? You said... You can't tell who is who?
Kiana: It would be great if I could always be a fool, the price of growing up is a bit too painful.
The last lesson, the eternal burning of firewood, the scattered flowers, the great kindness tree king...
The players were moved to tears by Ye Ming's knife, and the girls who were the main creators were also shocked by their own stories.
At the same time, a "fan fiction" video went viral on the Internet...
Ye Ming rode a mecha, pointed at Ji Zi who fell into the abyss and shouted:
"Protocol 3! Take her home!!"
…………
"Huh? You asked me why I still remember Ye Ming?"
Alysia closed the book and smiled happily.
“Because our story has just begun.”
Lu Li opened his eyes and found that he had been reborn as a baby.
After meeting Silky, Lu Li was adopted by Silky and became her apprentice.
While studying.
Lu Li discovered that he possessed extraordinary comprehension!
When I was eight years old...
Lu Li did not have the Eye of God, but he flew on a sword and created the Immortal Technique of Immortality!
Skirk was stunned as she watched her apprentice flying through the sky...
Since then.
In addition to the legends of the seven gods, Teyvat also has a sword immortal.
A large group of people begged Lu to leave the Creation Immortal Sect and wanted to become his disciples.
One day.
Silky's training in the abyss has ended.
He discovered he had become the grandmaster of some immortal sect?!
The Evil Knight (Surtroch) sent a message to Skirk.
I'm coming to destroy your family and friends!
The great battle between Skirk and Surtroch is about to break out.
Lu Li happened to return from outside.
Surtroch was shocked when he saw Lu Li!
"Master! What are you doing here!?"
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Silky: What?! My apprentice took my master as his apprentice?!
Many years later.
Surtroch: So...Skirk, are you my apprentice or my master's wife now?
............
After Teyvat became invincible.
Lu Li decided to travel to a larger world and gave his beloved disciple, the Extreme Evil Rider, the name: Extreme Hungry Rider.
They also taught him cooking skills.
I was feeling a bit bored one day.
Lu Li: "Little rider, go and bring Nanuk a piece of destruction, tell him I'm going to elbow him."
Extremely hungry, the rider remained silent, only heating oil in a wok.
"Nanook, my master asked me to bring you braised noodles!"
[There will definitely be more than one female lead; please do not read if you dislike this.]
I was just grinding for Primal Stones, how did I get transported to another world?
I woke up to find myself at Bubulu!
Wait... where did I get this from? Is this still Earth?!
Fortunately, he's a man with a golden touch!
But why can he only be a cook?!
Teyvat Omelette: The most cost-effective Easter recipe ever!
Tassus's Hodgepodge: As long as you have Mora, you have health. Shout!
Fairy Jumps Over the Wall: I'm not targeting anyone in particular, I'm saying everyone here is trash!
Gilded Palace: Ah, yes, yes, yes
Buddha Jumps Over the Wall: Amitabha, let's all be more harmonious, or let's all fly together!
Zhongli: It tastes so good, so good! Wear and tear? What's that?
King Ratna: Wear and tear? That doesn't exist, okay?
Navelette: The soup is delicious!
Abyss: I'll taste the saltiness.
Zhong Li: ? ? ? You want to spar with me?
[Multiple female leads] [Slightly brainless] [Fun]
(This book has undergone several major revisions, so most of the targeted negative reviews can be ignored.)
I unexpectedly found myself transported to the Starry Sky Railway, experienced the hardships of being a corporate slave, and met Aha, a street hustler in the Starry Sky Railway world. I don't want to admit that I was happy.
But what can you do when someone has their eye on you? You can only follow along and do pleasurable things. But please don't get the cause and effect wrong. It's because Aha has his eye on you that you start having pleasurable things, not because your mind is full of pleasure and you've been targeted.
Now that I have the ability to implement the ideas in my mind, I realize that the original sad ending was not good. So I hope to add a little bit of dramatic reinterpretation to the original ending. It may become a bit childish, but at least the ending is better, right?
Before this, I liked to share that every world has its own unique local products.
Belleberg has a giant mecha to play with; you can use it to scare the train crew!
Luofu has fermented mung bean juice; you can sneak it onto the train and share it with everyone!
Pinocchio... has 500,000 sleeping banana monkey plush toys, so... let's get Seele too.
A side note
Because Aha is a street urchin, I was helpless when he inexplicably wandered off to other places. It's all Aha's fault.
However, since there was no currency on Earth, I used the fastest way to make money: I asked for a small amount of money by claiming that Lao Yang had been kidnapped.
Therefore, it's not my fault that Lao Yang got hit by Tesla. Lao Yang's wish was to return to Earth and see his old friends. I just gave him a push.
Because I profited from the kidnapping, when my playful antics caused the train to crash into the Teyvat continent, I chose to kidnap Fynne first to scare her...
"Harem + long story + passionate and exciting story + decisive killing! " "Perfectly concluded~"
Open with a forceful kiss to Kafka, and stick to Sanyueqi. From now on, you will reach the pinnacle of life!
If you swallow enough, I will stick to you even if it is a Star God!
Han Xing: "System, can I eat this Doomsday Beast?"
System: "Of course, my dear host. And you are already eating it, can you please stop asking?"
Han Xing: "System, can I eat this giant robot called the Creation Engine?"
System: "Of course, my host. As long as it doesn't bother you."
Han Xing: "... Sanyue, why are you so far away from me?"
"Ask me if I'm human? How can I not be human!?"
- "*Xianzhou curse* Oh my god! What's with these tentacles?!"
So, what the hell am I now?
And that Star God... will it taste different?