【Reincarnation】【They regretted it】

Two thousand years ago, Ron protected Liyue for that woman, but died in that woman's arms.

Five hundred years ago, Ron was ruthlessly expelled by Lei Dianying in order to correct Lei Dianying's mistakes.

Fifty years ago, Ron vowed to protect Fernina all his life, but was accused by Fernina herself and dissolved in the primordial fetal sea.

Fifty years later, Funina was relieved of her burden.

Looking back on the past, there is always a figure lingering in my mind, and tears flood my eyes again and again.

Meeting again after fifty years, Funina was filled with joy:

"Captain Ron, you, you're so lucky to be alive."

"Ron is dead. You accused him yourself. Ms. Funina, please don't bother me anymore."

Ron shook off Furninha and turned to hold the other woman's hand.

Learn that Ron has returned.

In Liyue, that woman cried with joy...

In Inazuma, Lei Yingdian sat in the castle tower, tears welling up in his eyes...

In Nata...

In the winter...

Lin Fan traveled to the continent of Teyvat and inherited a grocery store in Liyue Harbor at the beginning, intending to just let it run wild and get by.

But one night in a warehouse, he found a blue-haired girl who was unconscious due to overtime work and had a beautiful sleeping face!

[Ding! The Human Fireworks System has been activated! Goal: Let Ganyu sleep peacefully. Reward: God-level talent!]

From then on, his shop became the strongest shelter and holy place for slacking off in Teyvat!

Guests from the Wangsheng Hall come to buy things on credit every day, and they always ask, "Put it on the Wangsheng Hall's account."

The demon-slaying sage Xiao squatted on the roof just for a bite of almond tofu.

Qixing Secretary Gan Yu stayed on his bed and begged for a refill of refreshing flower tea.

The clever Walnut always wants him to book the Wangshengtang set meal in advance!

When the vortex demon attacks, Liyue Harbor is in danger.

Lin Fan hung up a sign that read "Closed Today" and said helplessly to the "ordinary" customers in the store:

"Mr. Zhongli, stop dishing out walnuts. Your (former) subordinates are about to be drowned."

"Ying, stop playing games. It's time to unsheathe your Wuxiang sword."

"And Wendy, stop pretending to be drunk and get up and work!"

He just wanted to be a quiet shop owner, but these big-name customers were all hidden top gods?!

Jiang Xuan, a transmigrator to Teyvat, opens a dual-world portal to Minecraft.

Not only can he bring others into Minecraft, but he can also activate various MODs.

Nahida: "Want to get rich? Start by chopping down trees! Dig three blocks, and fill in a cave!"

Hu Tao: "Those Pigmen over there, want to try this new coffin? Made of pure obsidian, it’s comfortable to buy and reassuring to die in!"

Venti: "Hehe! Tewarin, stop looking for me, I’m afraid the Ender Dragon might misunderstand!"

The Shenzi (Son of God): "Yae Temple is selling mass-produced Katana now! One sword for 999, a must-have for royal duels!"

Zhongli: "By common reasoning, this weapon called Barrett seems more effective than the Guanhong Spear."

...

Years later, the slumbering Heavenly Principles awaken.

Looking at the world of Teyvat, which has been drastically altered, a question mark slowly forms.

"To the Heavenly Principles ahead, you are suspected of unauthorized flying in the city, and will be detained by the Teyvat 73rd Security Bureau and prosecuted."

"You have the right to remain silent, and if you resist with force, we may deploy Titan Iron Puppets and Aerospace Aircraft Carrier Battle Fleets."

"Additionally..."

[There will definitely be more than one female lead; please do not read if you dislike this.]

I was just grinding for Primal Stones, how did I get transported to another world?

I woke up to find myself at Bubulu!

Wait... where did I get this from? Is this still Earth?!

Fortunately, he's a man with a golden touch!

But why can he only be a cook?!

Teyvat Omelette: The most cost-effective Easter recipe ever!

Tassus's Hodgepodge: As long as you have Mora, you have health. Shout!

Fairy Jumps Over the Wall: I'm not targeting anyone in particular, I'm saying everyone here is trash!

Gilded Palace: Ah, yes, yes, yes

Buddha Jumps Over the Wall: Amitabha, let's all be more harmonious, or let's all fly together!

Zhongli: It tastes so good, so good! Wear and tear? What's that?

King Ratna: Wear and tear? That doesn't exist, okay?

Navelette: The soup is delicious!

Abyss: I'll taste the saltiness.

Zhong Li: ? ? ? You want to spar with me?

【Half-invincible】【Doujin】【No sword】【Daily life】

In the world of Genshin Impact, you gain the ability to fight anyone on equal terms. What can you do? Jiang Xiaochen said, you must be a salted fish!

In the world of Genshin Impact, how can you not enjoy life?

So, whenever anyone mentioned Jiang Xiaochen, they would say: Is this what he meant by "no one can beat him"?!

He fought a draw with Tartaglia, the Prince of the Fatui, and a draw with General Thunder. Even Morax Zhongli once said: If he fought against Jiang Xiaochen, the Second Demon War might break out.

At this time, the traveler Ying said: "I have never seen him beat anyone, but I have never seen anyone beat him."

Fang Yuan, upon arriving in the Genshin Impact world, discovered he was cracked, about to split into several pieces. Ying: I came to find my brother, not to be a doctor. Hu Tao: You probably won't live much longer like this, why don't you set a location? Zhong Li: I was just drinking tea when someone suddenly made a contract with me, saying they were going to slap Barbatos. I didn't even have time to react. Kiana: Help! Help me! I'll die if I don't get treatment! Bronya: We have extensive experience treating mental illnesses. Immediately arrange for a specialist consultation with Destiny's Entropy. Fang Yuan: I'll emphasize again, mentally ill patients never chase girls, so I'm really not mentally ill. Can you please stop prying into my inner world? (This book is categorized as a slightly old-fashioned blood-red harem story. The flags of a harem are only truly vibrant when stained with blood!)

After traveling to the Tivat continent, Lin Mo became a jar merchant, and since then he has embarked on a journey of selling jars.

Lin Mo: “Let’s open a jar. Whether it’s the Eye of God or the magic weapon, you can buy everything you need. You may earn blood, but I will never lose!”

Ningguang: “As long as you sell unlimited quantities, I am willing to give you all the money, and people can also give it to you!”

Hu Tao: “Golden Emperor Fen Tianyan? Or only ranked fourth on the Yihuo list? I can’t imagine the Yihuo in front of me.”

Ke Qing: “Sword Twenty-Three? Hey, what kind of terrifying swordsmanship is this!”

Yae Godko: “Touch your tail more, can you sell me an extra jar?”

Ayaka Kamari: “How can this Zanpakutō, Xiu Baixue, be so strong!”

…..

A few years later, everyone in the entire Tivat continent was looking for the jar left by Lin Mo.

{Original God}+{Daily Life}+{Live Broadcast}+{Second Dimension}+{Broken Iron}

Oh my god, I just wanted to buy a Walnut figurine, but I received Walnut herself.

Name: Walnut

Height: 150cm

Weight: 40kg

Measurements: No more

Price: 0.1 yuan

Delivery method: same day delivery.

Tang Yu traveled to a parallel world and became an unboxing anchor.

Since there was nothing special about the unboxing, it has been lukewarm.

After much thought, he decided to unbox the life-size figure, the two-dimensional beautiful girl yyds, which is the same in any parallel world.

Who knew that I could buy real walnuts for only 0.1 yuan.

The two looked at each other, both with confused expressions.

Walnut: Master...you'd better give me an explanation.

Tang Yu: Um...how about I wait until Barbara and March Seventh arrive and then I’ll explain it to you all?

Many years later,

Tang Yu, who leads the two-dimensional beautiful girls, travels across the gaming and entertainment circles. When facing the interview with the reporter, he said:

"Don't worry about me, I will take good care of them for you."

Netizen: "Draw your sword! You bastard!"

For unknown reasons, Su Yan came to Teyvat and became a cross-world businessman.

Sell ​​the slimes of Teyvat to Heita and Ruan Mei, establish trade relations with Beloberg, exchange food for various supplies, and spread the food of Teyvat on the Immortal Boat...

The Liyue immortals may have dabbled in alchemy, but the recipe of the white-haired young man from Aozang Mountain left them all looking at each other in bewilderment...

"Hair from the Great Sage, saliva from the Golden Traveler, powder from the horn of the Ryota Dragon King, a bowl of Paimon soup..."

"It's done! Four-image pill!"

"If you eat it, you'll gain the height of the Great Sage, the resistance of the Traveler, the weight of the Dragon King, and... the appetite of Paimon?"

When the white-haired boy wanted to find someone to test the efficacy of the medicine, the immortals had already hidden away.