“Lin Yi, I'm pregnant...”
“Oh my God, triplets?”
Lin Yi was immersed in boundless shock.
“Ding! The Good Father System is officially activated!”
“Newbie reward: A 400 square meter luxury villa in the city!”
“Be nicer to your wife and children, and you'll have more chances to trigger rewards, oh!”
The new book "Douluo: Shocking Start, Being Crush by Tang San" has been released! Welcome everyone to take a look!
The full text is free!
Funny, joyful, flirting, face-slapping... all in the book!
Zhang Ge traveled to Douluo Continent, and under the coercion and inducement of the system, he had to embark on a road full of light -
Tang San, I'm sorry for you,
Oscar, I'm sorry for you,
Dai Mubai, I'm sorry for you,
Yu Xiaogang, I'm sorry for you...
This book is also known as "Douluo's Unexpected", "Where Do All Those Messy Soul Skills Come From", "This Dog System Wants to Kill Me", etc.
Traveling through the Doupo world, Lu Chuan becomes stronger by writing in his diary every day.
Just by writing in your diary every day, you can get a lot of rewards.
Kung Fu, elixirs, fighting skills... any treasure can be obtained.
Originally, he wanted to stay low-key and develop.
But he gradually discovered that something was wrong with the plot...
Not only did Xiao Xun'er not fall in love with Xiao Yan, but she hated him extremely.
Yun Yun actually went straight to Lu Chuan, wanting to take him as her disciple and to betroth Nalan Yanran to him.
Queen Medusa actually broke through to the Dou Zong realm ahead of time and led the snake people to attack Wutan City, seemingly looking for someone.
Why are things starting to go wrong? Have I traveled to a parallel world?
Something is wrong, something is wrong with this world!
【【The first part is more daily, and the latter part will be involved in the plot
This book is rather original, so don't be confused if you find that the plot doesn't match.
Mo Nian traveled through time.
Inherited a small shop given by the system in a supernatural world.
I thought I could live a wealthy life by selling system products, but who knew that the customers who came seemed a little different.
Tokisaki Kurumi: "Ala Ala~ Little store manager, do you have a place for me here?"
Ikaros: "Master, what do you want to eat today?"
Saber: "Master, there's not enough food in the warehouse!"
Esdeath: "Superpowers? Interesting!"
Mo Nian: "Ah! Saber! You can't eat that!"
Then came the arrival and encounters of various characters.
Feng Baobao (dialect): "Manager, do you want this? I can take it away if Xu Si says he doesn't want it."
Yan: "Little boy, we are both angels, why don't you choose the more mature one?"
Sasuke: "Please teach me how to take revenge. I must kill that man!"
Luffy: "Ahaha, Manager, here I come again!"
And other people that Mo Nian knew and didn’t know who kept coming.
In this way, Mo Nian began an interesting life in the new world.
Traveling across Douluo Continent, awakening the surgical system, the martial spirit scalpel, and becoming stronger by treating illnesses.
Treating Bibi Dong, later... Bibi Dong had a man by her side.
Treating Zhu Zhuqing, later... Zhu Zhuqing's cat martial spirit became bigger.
Treating Qian Renxue, later... Qian Renxue had a man she could not forget in her heart.
Treating Tang San,... Oops... This disease is a bit difficult... Gu Ye thought for a while and decided to give Tang San a gorgeous operation... Hey... I accidentally took the wrong thing... Gu Ye looked at something in his hand and remained silent.
Treating Yu Xiaogang... Gu Ye looked at the scalpel in his hand, then looked at Yu Xiaogang lying on the bed and letting him slaughter him... He went down and the knife fell.
Many years later, Gu Ye was very pleased to see that everyone in Douluo Continent had recovered from his treatment.
[Invincible + Funny + Relaxed + Domination + Sweeping]
Li Luo traveled through the world of cultivating immortals and awakened the system of recruiting disciples and returning the rewards.
[Ding, accept the future empress as your disciple, and return the reward: Chaos God and Demon Body! ]
[Ding, accept the peerless sword emperor as a disciple, return the reward: Ten Thousand Dao Divine Sword Body! ]
[Ding, accept the Invincible God of War as your disciple, and return the reward: the bloodline of the ancient ancestor dragon! ]
[Ding, accept the Nine-Tailed Fox as your disciple, and receive the reward: Top Charm Aura! ]
......
From then on, Li Luo lived a happy life of recruiting disciples and cultivating immortals. He would return rewards for recruiting disciples, and if his disciples became stronger, he could return various rewards.
The low-level Black Iron-grade force Haoran Sect has become a forbidden place for cultivating immortals, because every disciple here is as powerful as a dragon.
Until one day, gods and demons from outside the domain came and no one could defeat them.
This man could no longer hide, he killed the demon with one sword, led his disciples, and fought his way up to the ninth heaven...
Villain Rule No. 1: Don’t provoke the protagonist’s group or any of those Children of Destiny. The farther away, the better!
Villain Rule No. 2: If you run into one of the protagonist’s harem girls—run!
They’re all cheat characters!
…Su Cheng transmigrated into a cultivation world. Not only was he unable to cultivate and had no cultivation base, he couldn’t even survive by lying low until the end!
A fox spirit who can hear inner thoughts!
A princess with a system!
And a Saintess who only wants to make babies!
They’re all cheats!
Everything’s out of control!
Now all these women want to become my disciples!
But they’re part of the protagonist’s harem!
I only founded a sect to live off the sect’s allowance!
I never wanted to take any disciples!
The Eye of Death descends upon Earth, ushering in an era of universal curses.
Strange and bizarre cursed spirits then appeared, and everyone had to live with the curse on their shoulders, without exception.
In order to avoid being targeted by the cursed spirits, the survivors deliberately touched the taboo, branding themselves with a relatively controllable curse.
"The price of groceries will definitely go up when your mom buys them."
"Your grandpa always gets criticized when he plays chess."
"Your grandma always sits in the last row when she does square dancing."
Such powerful causal curses have become highly sought-after objects.
On the day he turned 18, Lin Yi looked at the cursed mark on his hand and fell into deep thought.
"Reverse curse? All the effects of the curses received are reversed?"
All curses became beneficial buffs in his eyes.
The "curse of weakness" was reversed into "strength," allowing him to fight for three days and three nights without collapsing.
The reversal of "weakness" into "vigorousness" made him energetic, arrogant, and isolated.
The "lone star of destiny" also directly led to a constant stream of romantic encounters for him, which is beyond words...
Oh my God, it seems that having too many suitors is a tormenting curse.
This book is also known as
Douluo Continent: Tang San is being played to a pulp by my system
Douluo Continent: This Summoning-Type Soul Master is Too Disgusting
Tang San, now bound to the system: Damn system, this is too much of a trap! The creator of this system is already courting death!
Qian Renxue, who is bound to the system: Why are these system tasks so shameful?
Bibi Dong, who is bound to the system: This damn system task! Don't I have any dignity?
Xiao Wu, who is now bound to the system...
......
I am Xu Changqing, the Changqing who promises you a lifetime of happiness.
To raise money for her sister's surgery, Lin Mo found a summer job as a cleaner with a daily wage of 100,000 yuan.
I thought it was a scam, but on my first day at work, I was taken to [Zone 0 - Land of Fallen Gods]!
As he cautiously wiped the dust off the "Demon-Suppressing Stele"...
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing your daily task! Reward: 'Undying Divine Demon Body'!]
When he swept the "trash" from the battlefield of gods and demons into the trash can...
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing the weekly mission! Reward: Divine Martial Art 'Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger'!]
From then on, Lin Mo embarked on an invincible path of "cleaning up" for gods and demons.
A martial arts prodigy: "A mere cleaner, how dare you speak to me?" Lin Mo slapped him away with a backhand slap, using the palm technique he had just mastered while mopping the floor.
A powerful Martial King was passing through the restricted area when he sensed the lingering dragon aura emanating from Lin Mo. Terrified, he immediately knelt down and said, "Senior, this junior had no intention of offending you!"
Lin Mo: "??? I just polished the dragon bone!"
When the forbidden zone erupted in chaos, the world was on the brink of destruction, and everyone was in despair, Lin Mo walked out carrying a broom, frowning and saying, "You've made such a mess, we'll have to work overtime again!"