Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

On the battlefield, the Avengers were locked in a fierce battle. Just as Thanos was about to win, suddenly, a loud bang was heard in the sky, and a huge warship that blotted out the sun appeared above everyone's heads. A man stepped out of the open hatch of the warship.

Who are you?!

Thanos sensed unease and shouted loudly.

"You ask who I am?"

The man had an air of arrogance and disdain for the world.

"Listen up, I am the Doctor of Rhodes Island, the Admiral of the Naval Base, the Master of Chaldea, the Commander of Griffin, the Onmyoji of Heian-kyo, the Knight of Princess Connect, the Dress-Up Master of Miracle Continent, the Operator of Rainbow Squad, the Commander of Punishing: Gray Raven, the Duelist of Duel City, the Crying Demon Hunter, the Demon Hunter who collects Gwent cards, the Ash Without Fire, the Ash Lord of the Fire Keeper, the Outer God Exterminator. The one who cuts down the undead. The Dragonborn of Skyrim, the God of War who slaughtered the gods of Olympia and Asgard. The Assassin who has nothing and does whatever he wants, the cop of Raccoon City, the ruler and protector of the Borderlands, the King of Elden, the Highlord of Azeroth, the Warrior of Arad, the Summoner of Valoran, the Defender of Crossfire, the Mercenary of Kohan..."

Detective Conan? Oregairu? Saekano? Turns out I've been transported to a crossover anime world! The air is thick with hormones. Hasezawa is ready to find some fun in this boring world of romance~

And so, the zombie siege began! Will Megumi, the Saint, remain unfazed amidst it all?

Now, let's have some fun together!