A perfectly normal tale of a cheerful Greenskin’s adventures in the Warhammer 40K universe.
- Their meks are too tiny—can’t even compare to Gorkamorka’s Fist or a proper Stompa.
- Their way of pickin’ bosses is stupid. Too much talkin’! Why not just WAAAGH! and krump the biggest git?
- And why dey always workin’ and fightin’ over dumb stuff? ORKS IZ FREE! We fight, we laugh, we WAAAGH!—dat’s da good life!
Tags: [Ork Logic] [Bigger = Better] [WAAAGH!-Fuelled Plot Armor] [Reality? Optional]
"Dignity is only on the edge of the psychic light blade, and truth is only within the range of the super-heavy purification beam."
The chaotic situation made Amber, who traveled into the space hegemony game "Starry Sky", completely understand this sentence...
Humanity, who accidentally acquired the jump technology, quickly spread across the galaxy like a plague.
After hundreds of years of all mankind working together, division came unsurprisingly.
Of course, there are also 'friendly' alien civilizations and unknown enemies that are ready to move at the edge of the galaxy.
But as a wanted criminal by both the Federation and the Empire, the first thing Amber needs to do is... survive.
Elements of this book: interstellar warfare, fleet warfare, mecha-destroying battleships, individual soldiers joining gangs, spiritual awakening, alien cat girls, alien elves...
I unexpectedly traveled to the late Eastern Han Dynasty, but... why is this so different from the history books? Back then, the Han Dynasty was a land of galloping horses and cavalry on the grasslands, haunted by ghostly figures at midnight; serpent monsters lurked in deep pools, and fox spirits roamed the mountains; powerful families monopolized magic, and the Han emperor and princes transformed into dragons. Ten thousand demons, all carrying Han Dynasty green cards, proclaimed how powerful their empire was. Millions of people donned yellow turbans, wielding thunder and lightning, calling themselves the Thunder Warriors of the Yellow Heaven, and establishing thirty-six war generals across the nine provinces to lead the Yellow Turban Rebellion. From the Taihang Mountains to the seven commanderies of Jingzhou, they caused rivers to boil, destroyed cities, and set the empire ablaze. I wonder if half of the war generals will betray the Yellow Heaven someday. Okay, a little strange is a little strange, but... why are all these renowned figures from the late Han and Three Kingdoms periods all women?
I woke up to find myself, a glorious Soviet base vehicle AI, in a bizarre American wasteland—a place filled with atomic punk metal lumps and mutated giant cockroaches, even more outrageous than the heart of capitalism!
To restore order (and incidentally have some fun), I "recruited" a group of tribal natives who couldn't even put on their own pants. The most urgent task? Teaching them to speak magnificent Chinglish! After all, who can stand that incredibly complicated, unrelated native English?
And so, a bizarre sight appeared in the wasteland: a group of blond, blue-eyed burly men, speaking broken, construction-worker-accented English, shouting "Hurrah! For Ironhead God!", drove their magnetic tanks over mutants, followed by a swaying Kirov...
Hey, you over there, the shelter kid in the blue bodysuit, and those tin knights with laser guns, any complaints about the "Red Iron Curtain"? No? Very well, comrade, welcome to the Soviet wasteland!
After the great war, the old world was reduced to ruins, and radiation filled the wasteland... Order collapsed, creatures mutated, and monsters and bandits roamed freely... More than a hundred years later, the descendants of the survivors established a new kingdom on the ruins and set off for other regions, with more conflicts on the way... In 2253, an unlucky guy was transported here and found himself a prisoner.
As a gamer who hadn't played Fallout 4 much, Yi Beiwang was just about to play the modpack he bought when his computer exploded and took him away.
Not only did he travel to Fallout 4, but he also became one of the infamous raiders in the game.
There's no way around it, life has to go on.
With the help of the built-in cheats in the patch, he subdued many raiders, traded glue and oil, and flirted with beauties in the wasteland.
Wasteland? Watch how I transform this place into paradise.
"The sequence is indeed powerful, but every step is like walking on thin ice; it's too manipulative. Do you have a simpler yet more powerful extraordinary power you could recommend?" "Yes, brother, yes, have you heard of Adaptive Evolution?" "You're right, but that's Adaptive Evolution. It ignores the path, ignores madness. As long as you practice, you'll become stronger; as long as you don't die, you can adapt to everything. Once evolution starts, it's like...ahhh!!!" "What madness? What loss of control? I don't understand. I thought it was the second form? Talk to my Adaptive Evolution." "I forgot the beginning, I forgot the end, I forgot the middle, anyway, we're all trying our best to live!" "I've tried so hard, how are you still alive?" Awakening from the deep sea, Skardin opened his eyes to this world: the steel behemoths of the old world spewed thick smoke, sweeping across like a torrent under the emperor's command...
Transmigrating to an alien world and becoming a low-class serf, Monroe felt this was a tough start to life. The dilapidated house leaked, the black bread grated on his teeth. Human rights were a thing of the past. Until a translucent, illusory panel popped up before his eyes: [Farming Skill Experience +1] [Current Farming Skill: Beginner (7/1000)]… Countless years later, analyzing gods and demons, nurturing insect swarms, and becoming a narrator, Monroe said: “Now it’s time for the universe to listen to me…” An alien soul, an immortal epic.
Welcome to the "Evolution Paradise".
Here, you can explore the limits of life and witness the rise and fall of civilization.
Travel through the hive world to awaken psychic powers, and always worry about being executed by the Galactic Empire or possessed by the Warp Demon.
When the invitation letter was placed in front of him, Meng Yi, who was "socially anxious", was overjoyed: "Really?"
...
Selection of the five great good people in the copy: socially anxious? Refers to the opening of the Great Nirvana Era?
Demon Slayer copy of the world: socially anxious? Refers to subverting the world order and tampering with the planet's magnetic field?
Otsutsuki clan: I'm so stupid, really, I shouldn't have believed that guy in the first place!
Khorne: I know it was you! Fraudster! You gave me the chains that imprisoned the Warp!
Players in the Paradise: The fusion and upgraded version of Chaos Demon + Necrons + Tyranids, you are the natural disaster?
Meng Yi was furious: Shut up! Don't scream here!
Everyone travels through time to build their own mobile cities, painstakingly gathering resources and leading small armies to wipe out enemies. But I have a 10x cheat code, enjoying wealth and luxury to the fullest.