[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

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Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

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Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

“Waaaaaagh!!!”

The green-skinned army suddenly descended upon the galaxy, setting off a world-destroying war, and their war cries resounded throughout the galaxy...

The traitors of the Empire, bewitched by the alien gods, attempted to rule the entire starry sea...

The giant beasts in the sky devoured planets with life one after another...

This is the galactic age in which humans set off a frenzy of life evolution.

It is also the 40,0 ...th millennium of the Imperium's Great Interstellar Crusade.

All races in the universe are fighting endlessly, the alien gods in the subspace are constantly plotting, and the entire universe is caught in a raging and endless war.

The human empire loses or reclaims trillions of living planets every second.

…

From the Qiming General Star, to the Starry Sky Cup, to the Universe Genius Battle...

Then he made a name for himself, guarded the Great Wall of the Starry Sky, and became famous throughout the galaxy...

Qin Feng rose up with his hard-working panel.

"My current vitality index is at the level of 1,700 black holes, enough to single-handedly defend the Great Wall of the Hercules Northern Starry Sky and earn the title of King..."

Wearing the [Zhulong II Power Armor] and holding a golden chainsaw sword, Qin Feng quickly flew through the debris belt formed by the planetary explosion, gazing at the alien starships covered with interstellar walls...

"The aliens said I was an evil god?"

"I'm clearly the emperor of the human race, how did I become an evil god?"

[Tianjiao Style][Warhammer Style][Universe Races][Hot Blood]

Being an Astartes isn't all about fighting and killing. To run a successful Chapter, one must also be worldly-wise and empathetic. Prejudices are as heavy as a mountain. Yet, the outside world's stereotypes about the Warhammer universe are always right. How can we build the Imperium of Mankind with these insects? We must build the Imperium of Mankind with these insects! From recruit to Chapter Master, a Space Marine will never admit to partial brain necrosis. Yet, from the Emperor to the Four Gods, the mighty powers of the Warp always want to make life easy for everyone. The holy God-Emperor once declared that he was not a god. Kaz Samar expressed complete indifference to the human gods' insistence on saying he wasn't a god. He kept saying, "Yes, yes, yes, I bow when I'm due, I kneel when I'm due." After centuries of hard work, Kaz finally became Chapter Master and was at his desk, writing his memoirs, attempting to record his eventful life for the Imperium. Then, a brash recruit barged into his room. "Chapter Master, promethium is half price in the next sector!" Alas, even the Imperium's demigods can't escape the chores of food, clothing, and daily necessities. He put down his personal memoirs and pulled out his chapter account book. Is there much in the bank? Not much.

In a magical Middle Ages, it was difficult to stick to your beliefs...or even stay alone.

Because the people here are not simple, they are ignorant, greedy and cruel.

Because the nobles here are not noble, they are insidious, vicious and tyrannical.

But... people's constitutions cannot be generalized.

Lan En touched the two hearts and three lung sacs under his chest.

It is estimated that not only in this world, but also in other worlds connected by the intersection of the celestial sphere, I can maintain a healthy view of good and evil.

——Then get rid of all those hopeless scum!

[Estimated world experience: Sekiro, Assassin's Creed, Monster Hunter, Bloodline, Dark Souls, Nioh...]

What? Fourteen-hour days, for the Emperor?

What? The bodies will be recycled as food, for the Emperor?

The boy continued to read the pamphlet distributed by the Hive Priest.

Dedication is necessary, sacrifice is redemption!

Humanity must make sacrifices to achieve the great ideal of conquering the galaxy. Only by conquering the entire galaxy can humanity survive from the multitude of enemies.

The Emperor is the father of twenty angels, and also your father. He will lead you on a glorious expedition to the entire galaxy! !

“Thank you for your advice!” The boy’s pupils trembled.

However, he still couldn't suppress his curiosity and cautiously asked the inhuman, ghostly thing in front of him, "Emperor? Is that the light in the sky?"

The priest's eyes suddenly became sharp, and his body suddenly stood at attention. He grabbed the boy's shoulder with one modified hand stained with motor oil, and with the other hand, he held the scepter and pointed at the string of small, almost invisible words in the lower right corner of the booklet in front of the boy - Please note, the Inquisition is offering a reward to anyone who can see "light" from the sky. If there are such people around you, whether they are your parents, children or neighbors, please report them. The Emperor of God will thank you for your loyalty!

The boy's heart skipped a beat.

"Wait, why are you arresting me? I don't know anything! What? I can also go to Terra and contribute my strength? Ignite myself and become a Star Torch? What is a Star Torch? I don't want to die, you can't do this! I am innocent!"

When the demonic tide begins to surge again, the gods will slowly awaken. Dynasties will rise, races will vie for supremacy, and the war of the gods will begin once again. Little do they know that all this is simply the work of a dark hand beyond the walls. Let's see how a young man armed with the cheat code for Mount & Blade: Prophecy of Pendor, braves this war-torn world step by step to the end. (Pseudo-DND, Mount & Blade, Warhammer)

The protagonist Warwick was complaining about the tithe, and then he was watching the lobster recruitment, so he said something bad and was forcibly teleported into the Warhammer 40K world.

Obtain a system that absorbs emotional values, summons warriors from various movies, TV shows, and games, and builds an empire.

Halo, Super God, Star Wars, Azure, etc.

I am pure cloud! cloud! cloud!

It is a fusion of various works, and the combat effectiveness is different!

[No CP+No Protagonist+Pure and Cool+All Worlds Stew+Inventory Flow]

The light curtain of the heavens descends, and the game begins with a critical strike [Ten Natural Disasters of the Stars, Stars Chapter! ]

The rectification agreement purifies the galaxy, and the fourth disaster treats civilization as a copy!

All the worlds were shocked: Xiao Yan doubted Dou Sheng, and Tony thought the armor was scrap metal!

A darker [Warhammer 40K] is coming!

The Emperor of Mankind is on an expedition, Chaos corrupts everything, and the war will never end!

Madara admires the art of despair, and the Trisolarans' computing power is burned out!

However, this was just an appetizer, the light curtain suddenly changed!

[Ultraman] The light tears through the darkness, and the evil god descends to bring the darkest moment!

[Avengers] A snap of fingers shakes the multiverse, and the mortal body is on par with the gods!

There are even some paintings with a suddenly silly style!

[100,000 Cold Jokes] Li Jing is 100% sure to catch a knife with his bare hands, Time Chicken complains about saving the world! The Milky Way is also a river, which is outrageous!

Superman is silent, the Emperor's throne trembles! The cognition of the heavens and the world is overturned again and again! Panic spreads, the strong tremble, and the villains are ecstatic!

Countless familiar characters are forced to watch, and their fate slides into the unknown waves!

This article is also known as "The Emperor Uses a Stone to Knock Down a Water Drop," "Two-Dimensional Foil, Repent!", "The Emperor Delivers Important Remarks: Space Travel Must Be in the Universe," and "Prime Minister, Trisolaran Doesn't Look Like the Most Prosperous Planet in the Galaxy." ...Traveling through another world, awakening divine psychic powers. This should be a good thing. But? My teacher is Ye Wenjie? The boundaries of science? ETO? What the hell is Trisolaran? Su Xiu stared at his toilet, lost in thought. "Light the star torch! Light the beacon!" "The Great Crusade! Launch!"

Wang You, a complete otaku, was chatting with his best friend on the mic to kill Orochi, the new boss in Fallout 76, when he faintly heard a loud whistle behind him. He subconsciously turned around and looked... At the same time, his best friend's earphones rang out, "Holy crap, am I going to time travel?"

This is a novel about a protagonist with the abilities of a Fallout 76 kid who encounters a goddess in the biochemical game world. Of course, there are also goddesses from other works that appear in the novel. (This book is half daily life and half main plot)