Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

While investigating the disappearance of his best friend, Wu Jinglan, Shen Shi is unexpectedly drawn into a new world of script-killing games by a hard drive he left behind. [The "Detective Simulator Terminal" AI will bind to player Shen Shi, opening the world of script-killing games to you. Welcome, detective!] The only way back to reality is to play detective in script-killing dungeons, uncovering the true culprit hidden among the other players and earning enough points. [Be careful, don't lose your life in the scripts.] Shen Shi discovers that there seems to be someone around him who resembles the missing Wu Jinglan... Live-action script-killing games, ultimate puzzle solving, life-or-death challenges, and a test of the highest brainpower. ***Dungeon 1: A talent show turns into a serial killer game, with beautiful young men dying tragically, their deaths mirroring the world-famous paintings around them. Players ABC: ...completely baffled! Shen Shi: Simple, such a classic time trick and a murder imitating a famous painting... Wait, let me think of a line for a detective! Dungeon 2: The murder of a wealthy heir on an isolated island, and the unspeakable horror hidden within. Players ABC: Not only do we have to solve the case, but we also have to investigate the evil spirit side quest? Shen Shi: No problem, just a cameo as a mystery investigator. Scenario Three: All the high school students have superpowers. Bullying! Cheating! Fighting! Team-fighting! Clan-squatting! Bloody drama! Everything has escalated to the point of being deadly! Players ABC: How can we investigate now that things like superpowers have appeared? Shen Shi: It's just a perverted scenario, of course we can investigate. Scenario Four: A haunted mountain every night, with unbreakable rules! Who is the ghost in human form? Players ABC: No big deal, human or ghost, we'll take you down! Shen Shi: Help! I'm afraid of ghosts! Everyone: ... ... Scenario Nine: A group of earthbound spirits in a deserted village mansion seek justice for a ghost, but little do they know what evil thoughts each ghost harbors? Shen Shi: Enough, why another supernatural scenario! QAQ Wu Jinglan: Don't be afraid, this time, I'm by your side. ***CP: Wu Jinglan x Shen Shi Atypical infinite flow, brain-burning script-killing, suspenseful reasoning unit drama. Gentle, caring and doting top x sharp observation and high IQ bottom. Childhood sweethearts, mutual secret love, two years older than them, guaranteed happy ending! Concept: The protagonist solves the unsolved case through his own knowledge

【Child of the Five Summers】【Group Darling】【Coser】Yayoi, whose appearance has a particularly handsome anime style, was asked by a friend to cosplay a character from the anime "Juu-chan". After watching the anime at double speed and visiting some anime forums, Yayoi decided to do a cosplay based on her own design.

[Dual Male Leads + Infinite Flow + Thriller Game Livestream + Suspense] "Any wish of yours can be fulfilled by the Necromancer Game. Please select Yes/No to join the game." Lu Li reattached his severed right hand, wiped the blood from his face, and entered the Necromancer Game. Here, countless livestream rooms exist, with thousands of players fighting tooth and nail for more reward points to climb the livestream leaderboard. Suddenly one day, they looked up and saw multiple glittering gold reward messages at the top. "Player Lu Li's livestream room received a Carnival x5200 from Hades." "Player Lu Li's livestream room received a Crystal Castle x888 from Evil God." "Evil God* activated Level 2 Earl Guardian in Player Lu Li's livestream room." "Evil God* renewed his Black Diamond membership for 1888 days in Player Lu Li's livestream room." They were dumbfounded. Who was Lu Li? Player 1 in the same game: Same card draw, but he drew Hades at the start! And that first reward, what the hell did you block the name for! Player 2 (from the same game): Hehe, thanks for the invitation. Just came out of the dungeon. I've seen Lu Li. Besides luck and that face, he's useless! Player 1 (in the know): What do you know! What's scarier than a game is a living person who can't die! Player 2 (in the know): Risking being banned by Hades, I'm selling Lu Li half-body posters in the front row. Those who know, come on! - Later they learned that when Lu Li left the original world, that world was on high alert all night. Because here, the strongest weapon of war was lost. A terrifying experimental subject with maxed-out stats.

[In the early stage of development, the protagonist is mermaid, CP Gin, the red and black sides are temporarily uncertain, there will be rescue, and ooc will definitely happen]

Carlo, the leader of the mermaid tribe, finished his patrol mission and encountered a deep-sea whirlpool on his way back to the tribe. He was hit in the face by an oncoming jellyfish and they both rolled into the whirlpool.

Carlo followed the whirlpool and drifted with the current, and finally turned into a silver fish and fell into the wine glass of a silver-haired man. The jellyfish that tricked him told him that he had come to a world called Detective Conan, and to go home he had to complete tasks and earn points, but the prerequisite was that he needed to find someone to adopt him.

But when he was raised by a silver-haired man and turned back into a mermaid, Carlo not only had a fight with this man, but also had a piece of his body cut off by this man.

The precious fish scales and pearls, the language barrier and the constant threats from this human made Carlo angry.

Aziz: Language Proficiency Encyclopedia, giving you discounts, 10,000 points, and credit support!

Carlo said that he would never buy on credit if he didn’t have money, but the final result was that it was really delicious!

......

After completely integrating into the human world, Carlo began a crazy point-earning mode.

Conan: The murderer could be anyone, but it couldn't be Brother Carol!

Haibara: This person is so simple and scary in some ways.

Akai: Is this guy's fighting ability serious?

Amuro: Carlo is a very reliable partner!

Gin: I raised him too!

Carlo said that it was really nice to earn points with the cursed child every day, but that group of people was really dangerous. He had to complete the task quickly because he wanted to return to the sea!

Jiang Mi, a beautiful newcomer from the bottom of the slums, voluntarily signed a contract to be thrust into a series of massive reality entertainment shows called "Observing Life," struggling to survive. The observation panel, comprised of three experienced jurors and billions of viewers, is said to be the most robust system in reality show history. They watched this newcomer's debut, a fragile vase in a late-night banned film, eager to see the pure white stained black and to freely dictate his life. The newcomer smiled faintly and chose to blast their heads off. Episode...

[Double male protagonists + curse back + sweet story + light-hearted story + CP dog roll]

ps: Not friendly to villains, people who like fun will persecute them

PPS: There will be a small amount of animation

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Kanno Toru traveled through time.

Bad news: I traveled to the cursed

Toru Kanno: ...It's better to live in a high-risk world on paper. It's a tonic for ordinary people to travel back to the cursed world!

Good news: You can now penetrate and become invincible.

Jinno Toru: Yeah! But then again——

This is a great opportunity to get intimate with my white-haired (? ) wife!

[Highlight: Double male protagonist, CP dog roll thorn]

[A little sweet idea, OOC is mine]

【Dog Juanjuan x Original Male Lead】

[Secondary CP Wu Xia, the length may not be too long]

[My writing is not good, it’s my first time writing, I’m still practicing as a novice]

Keigo Atobe's twin brother, who adores his older brother (pure brotherly love!). The story follows the growth of a sporty young boy, initially focusing on slice-of-life, then transitioning to the Prince of Tennis main storyline, a crossover anime plot, and possibly a Haikyuu!! main storyline later on. It might even go off on its own, though I'll try my best, but it's still undecided. The main pairing is Yukimura, and it's unlikely to change unless something unexpected happens... well, we'll see. Also: the romance will develop in the later part of the main story, and it will be slow-paced and gentle, not dramatic. If you're expecting a sweet, lovey-dovey romance from the start, please ignore this. The protagonist isn't that kind of character; the kind who dominates the world with tennis is out of the question. This protagonist won't just be involved in one sport club, as I want to incorporate elements from several anime. It will be more slice-of-life. Note: slice-of-life, please don't ask me why he doesn't dominate the world, he won't. Due to work, I'll try my best to maintain consistent updates, occasionally taking days off to update around 6,000 words a day, and I'll try to keep it stable to avoid abandoning the project. Please support me! As usual, I'll patch up any regrets I can, but there's nothing I can do about those. This story doesn't follow logic, so please just enjoy it.

When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.