Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[Dual male leads + Infinite flow + Thriller game + Thrilling novel + Rule-based supernatural tale + Two strong characters + Popularity factor + Crazy beauty]

When Xiao Huai woke up, he found himself in a bizarre game. Everyone around him was terrified, but he was bored and wanted to sleep.

He doesn't remember his origins or his past; he only remembers his name.

Those chosen are forced to participate in a horror game, where a group of gods spy on them from outside the game. These gods can leave messages for them on the system and give them blessings.

Unfortunately, these gods are different from the legends; they prefer to see bloodshed, violence, and the ugliness of human nature.

Countless horror games are merely a means for the gods to pass the time.

Xiao Huai's appearance undoubtedly made him the most interesting one in all the live streams.

Keywords: dual strength, insane, dungeon, game, wish fulfillment

A top-tier, popular, and charming bottom VS a crazy, dramatic, and openly aggressive top

Lu Yuanshi x Xiao Huai (the bottom)

The second dungeon is now available.

The synopsis is lacking; the main story is much more exciting! ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑

[Completed, very long and ready to be devoured. Completed works include "I Became Famous After Being Forced to Debut Through Metaphysics" and "Infinite Anomaly Investigator". Pre-order: "Grandmaster Descends the Mountain".] [Please support the official Jinjiang Literature City website. Writing is hard work, and I have injuries to my hands, shoulders, neck, and lower back. Please respect the author's hard work.] Chi Yiyin is hailed as a top-tier horror novelist. Everyone who has read his books says that they are filled with ever-present fear. What they don't know is that it's based on Chi Yiyin's own experience. While exploring a haunted house at night to find inspiration, Chi Yiyin was dragged into another world. This world is crazy, dangerous, and full of ghosts and fallen gods. Even if humans awaken their bloodlines, they can only struggle to survive, and one wrong step will lead to a tragic death. However, while other players are scared half to death and can only barely survive, Chi Yiyin pulls out his little notebook: "This is very scary. You can use it as inspiration." The ghost is stunned: ? Please respect me, thank you. The next moment, the ghost is sealed into Chi Yiyin's little notebook and becomes his tool ghost. The ghosts were stunned. All the ghosts successfully written into Chi Yiyin's books would be sealed within them, to be used by him. In the game world, a rumor began to circulate among humans—Chi Yiyin is coming! Terrifying! Run! The fallen god sat atop the game world, filled with loathing. Yet, He saw the glittering starlight, overcoming all obstacles to cross the world and approach Him. He loves me, the fallen god thought. Then this world, which should have been destroyed, had a reason to continue existing—for Him, the sun rises. "Don't write those rubbish into your pen; I can become your power. Fill your book with my name, and you will become a new god, and I will be your most faithful follower." The fallen god kissed him deeply with piety: "I give you a god, all my devotion and faith." Those eagerly awaiting Chi Yiyin's new book discovered that the top horror novelist had actually rewritten a love story?! Chi Yiyin smiled and announced, "Yes, I'm in love." "With a god." ———————— Pre-order novel "Infinite Anomaly Investigator" Qi Xingye felt like he was being haunted. It started with a ghostly female figure in the mirror, wild tree shadows turning into roaring monsters, and footsteps following him closely when he walked at night. But every time he tried to check, he found nothing. Until midnight, he was woken up by the cold, only to find the monster in his bed. He turned his head and saw a ghost outside the window silently watching him with a sinister smile. At dawn, he found gnawed remains, human bones, and... grotesque corpses in his home. And only he could see them. Qi Xingye found a master, who sincerely suggested he see a doctor. He: "...I'm not mentally ill!" There was a knock on the door. A tall man in a black uniform blended into the night, his eyes looking down with overwhelming pressure. He appeared before Qi Xingye with a fully armed team. "Shang Nanming, Anomaly Investigation Bureau, your house has been contaminated by cracks. Please move out immediately." Qi Xingye was dumbfounded: "...Then where am I supposed to live?" What's more terrifying than being coveted by monsters? Poverty, sleeping on the streets. But even more bewildered than Qi Xingye were the investigators who rushed in as if facing a formidable enemy. In a corner of the house, monsters were bound like dumplings, trembling. When they saw the investigators, they wailed as if seeing relatives. They tried to escape from Qi Xingye in terror, while desperately trying to burrow into the investigators' arms, refusing to let go, begging them to save them. The investigators were silent, all looking at Qi Xingye. Qi Xingye scratched his face sheepishly: "So, is this house still mine?" He was as sincere as a white lotus: "Sleeping on the streets will make me catch a cold, I refuse!" Shang Nanming: "…………" "Interested in becoming a consultant for the Investigation Bureau?" As the head of the Anomaly Investigation Bureau, Shang Nanming had seen too many humans, and even investigators, transformed into monsters after being contaminated, ultimately meeting a tragic and horrific death. However, he encountered a pure and steadfast soul, uncorrupted and forever rational. Her powerful brilliance captivated him. "If investigators are destined to be with death, then meeting you is death's gift to me." Theme: Never give up.

1v1 dominant-receptive, dual-cleansing!!! Within the world of the sweet and refreshing White Lotus system, there's a legend: Mo Zhiyang. Undefeated, he's become the idol of all White Lotuses. To improve their KPIs, they've decided to invite a mastermind to teach them live. Gazing at the students before him, Mo Zhiyang raised his delicate chin slightly: "Pay attention! White Lotuses have more than one form. Study hard!" The students nodded frantically, watching him plunge into the plane and begin pulling out their notes. FAQ 1: What if the movie star, Bai Yueguang, suddenly returns? See the textbook version: "Changliu, I'm fine. Go check on him." Mo Zhiyang lay in the hospital bed, his lips pale but a saintly smile on his face: "I love you, so I forgive you for leaving." Shen Changliu, looking at this fragile, beautiful person who loves him wholeheartedly, suddenly realized: "No, Yangyang, I love you!" FAQ 2: What if the deposed queen is reborn with a system? It was still dark before the little guard hurriedly tried to climb down from the dragon bed, but was grabbed by the waist: "Your Majesty, it's daybreak now. It will be bad if the Queen finds out!" "Then depose the Queen." The great emperor lazily held the man in his arms again and fell asleep peacefully. Common Question 3: What to do if a scheming bitch replaces Bai Lianhua and frames her to death? Poor pregnant Bai Lian: "Oh, I'm pregnant with your child!" Scumbag: "You're talking nonsense, I didn't touch you!" Old pervert Marshal: "What nonsense are you talking about? This is your aunt, call her aunt!"... The students said: He is indeed a big shot, but why is this...

[Bizarre resurgence + inhuman protagonist + no female lead + evil god]

Note: This is not a live-stream story, not a wish-fulfillment story, not a brainless invincible story, but you can ship any pairing you like (doge). It leans a bit towards dual male leads, but not much, and is more of an all-male romance. If you mind, please turn left.

...

The worlds of the supernatural and the human were originally distinct, with yin and yang in balance.

However, as time passed, the encroachment of evil gods from the outside world blurred the boundary between the human world and the ghost world, the balance was gradually broken, and various supernatural events occurred one after another in the human world. The human world and the ghost world will gradually collide and merge in the future.

In order to become stronger, a strange creature named Xue Zhou came to the human world from the realm of ghosts, disguised himself as a human, and learned human emotions.

However, what should have been a peaceful high school life was disrupted when a classmate's reckless behavior led to a haunted place, and things began to change. Xue Zhou, who just wanted to live a peaceful human life, was forced to get involved in a series of events related to the evil god's plan.

"Evil gods show no mercy to anyone. Do not trust them. All they can bring to the world is despair."

"I am not an evil god. Besides, I hate evil gods the most."

[Strangeness Level Settings: Spirit, Malevolent Spirit, Vengeful Ghost, Natural Disaster, Lord of Calamity]

[Forbidden Item Level Settings: Human Level (corresponding to malevolent spirits), Earth Level (corresponding to vengeful ghosts), Heaven Level (corresponding to natural disasters)]

[Main character titles are being updated: Red Moon Ghost Lord (given by humans), Lord of Corpse Mountain (given by the supernatural), God Xue (given by a high school classmate), Brother Taotie (given by the Luo Wang organization), God of Slaughter (given by the Karma Church), Red Moon Original (given by the evil gods)]

Xue Zhou: Thank you for giving me so many ways to shout.

Pre-order: Is the Little Fox Really a Young Master? Is Rabbit Pregnant Today? My Friend's Pre-order: He Transmigrated into an Imperial Treasure ID: 5088503 A little hamster is reborn into a human body, and there's less than a month left until the apocalypse... The little hamster, with tears in his eyes, stuffs all sorts of food into his mouth, "Why did I have to come to a world where even the granaries aren't full?" "I just want to eat my fill and bask in the sun, I don't want to live a life of uncertainty." To live a good life in the apocalypse, the hamster desperately hoards food! Hoarding and hoarding, his space is full, and his cheeks are bulging. So he dug a tunnel to continue hoarding! Then, he was robbed by a human QAQ of his underground warehouse. The angry little mouse squeaked and jumped up and down, yelling, "Give the mouse's food back to the mouse!" Mu Feiyi, the head of one of the three bases and a dual-elemental ability user, bent down to pick up the little mouse that had jumped onto his feet and was squeaking with tears in its eyes. He said to his teammates, "It seems we've robbed an owner's granary." His teammates teased, "Isn't your beast form a tiger? You can repay me with your body." The little hamster traded one of his granaries for a majestic tiger mount. Although the mount was quite expensive, the little mouse was happy! The little mouse was the richest in the apocalypse; he could afford to give and raise a big tiger! Mu Feiyi, who established a new order in the apocalypse with his iron-fisted and decisive actions, was secretly troubled by food every day. Outsiders thought he was so strong and omnipotent, but in reality, every night he would look at the account book and lose a lot of hair. "Do those bastards even know how many mouths are starving every day?!" Just before Mu Feiyi's hair was about to fall out from worry, he suddenly found a little hamster that was overflowing with riches. Looking at the food squeezing from the hamster's mouth, Mu Feiyi felt that he, this tiger, was just a sick kitten in front of the hamster. Really, as long as there was food, he'd ride on its head if asked, and roll around on its back without hesitation! "Hamster, roll around three times, can you get an extra pound of food?" "Squeak squeak squeak!" The hamster wanted four! Keywords: apocalypse, hoarding food, hoarding various supplies, food, meat, vegetable growing, large machinery, energy, etc.; space farming, safe city farming, mutated animals and plants. Pre-order: "Is the Little Fox the Real Young Master?" A little white fox suddenly transmigrated into the body of the cannon fodder real young master in the story of the real and fake young masters. She was in debt, tried to please the fake young master but failed, and was even framed and kicked out of her home. Hungry and with a rumbling stomach, Fox decided to take matters into his own hands. He caught a wild pheasant running wild in the back hill of his neighbor's house to curry favor, tricked him into giving him a meal, and then became attached to this man. During the day, as soon as the neighbor left and he started his live stream, he became the No. 1 in the pet section! Fox's pink paw pads and fluffy, chubby body drove humans crazy with adoration. They loved Fox~ At night, the little fox would kick the neighbor's face with his hind legs, lick his paw pads, and then, with his supercomputer keyboard flashing afterimages, he was the most sought-after character in the novel section! (Just kidding!) Suddenly, a chubby, particularly spoiled, whining little fox appeared at General Randall's house. To trick him into giving her a chicken leg, she would rub his black pants until they turned white. This cunning little thing would sneak onto his bed while he was at work, sprawling out with her pink belly showing. After waking up, she would bully the chickens raised in the back hill, and when he returned, she would immediately pretend to be the most obedient and innocent little fox in the world, running to greet him as he came home. Unfortunately, this tranquility only lasted until the editor came knocking with the contract for "The Runaway Assassin Princess"... and behind him, the gas cylinder-like creature nervously pressed its ears against the back of its head, its tail tucked between its legs. The little fox's ways to make money include: writing novels, live streaming, and... well, let's just say they don't live up to the hype of being sucked by a gong (dominant partner). Pre-order: "Is Rabbit Pregnant Today?" A little rabbit who just arrived in this world is going on a blind date in place of his brother. Rabbit is worried, after all, the other person's leg is broken, and he doesn't know if it will work out. But the kind-hearted rabbit still decides to give him a chance: "And... if you marry me, I only have one condition." The person opposite him, sitting in a wheelchair, sized up the thin body of the rabbit-eared boy in front of him: "What?" But Rabbit still mustered up the courage to say: "You... how many times can you... in one night?" The rabbit tribe has very high standards for their partners; if he can't, Rabbit will find someone else. Murphy was seriously injured and retreated from the front lines, his mental strength collapsed, and his body was severely damaged. The doctor determined that he could no longer return to the front lines. A man who's ruined his life will naturally be dumped by his fiancé. Murphy just didn't expect that to protect his reputation, the other party would actually use this little thing as a shield. Seriously, was he questioning his abilities on their first meeting? Murphy grabbed the little rabbit's ear: "Little brat, do you want to try?" In the end, the rabbit ran away because... "This man is no good!" The chubby white rabbit, perched on the big bad wolf's head, complained, pulling his ear. The big bad wolf, who had been lying down, immediately stood up, nervously licking his lips: What? Still no good? "He doesn't know how to pet a rabbit at all!" The white rabbit was furious: "He's so annoying! He insisted on pulling my tail to see if it was long or short!" The rabbit scolded while plucking the big bad wolf's fur, showing no mercy, until the wolf's head was bald. The rabbit, the rabbit is going to build a nest... Theme: Theme to be added.

When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.

Jiang Mi, a beautiful newcomer from the bottom of the slums, voluntarily signed a contract to be thrust into a series of massive reality entertainment shows called "Observing Life," struggling to survive. The observation panel, comprised of three experienced jurors and billions of viewers, is said to be the most robust system in reality show history. They watched this newcomer's debut, a fragile vase in a late-night banned film, eager to see the pure white stained black and to freely dictate his life. The newcomer smiled faintly and chose to blast their heads off. Episode...

[Double male protagonists + curse back + sweet story + light-hearted story + CP dog roll]

ps: Not friendly to villains, people who like fun will persecute them

PPS: There will be a small amount of animation

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Kanno Toru traveled through time.

Bad news: I traveled to the cursed

Toru Kanno: ...It's better to live in a high-risk world on paper. It's a tonic for ordinary people to travel back to the cursed world!

Good news: You can now penetrate and become invincible.

Jinno Toru: Yeah! But then again——

This is a great opportunity to get intimate with my white-haired (? ) wife!

[Highlight: Double male protagonist, CP dog roll thorn]

[A little sweet idea, OOC is mine]

【Dog Juanjuan x Original Male Lead】

[Secondary CP Wu Xia, the length may not be too long]

[My writing is not good, it’s my first time writing, I’m still practicing as a novice]

[In the early stage of development, the protagonist is mermaid, CP Gin, the red and black sides are temporarily uncertain, there will be rescue, and ooc will definitely happen]

Carlo, the leader of the mermaid tribe, finished his patrol mission and encountered a deep-sea whirlpool on his way back to the tribe. He was hit in the face by an oncoming jellyfish and they both rolled into the whirlpool.

Carlo followed the whirlpool and drifted with the current, and finally turned into a silver fish and fell into the wine glass of a silver-haired man. The jellyfish that tricked him told him that he had come to a world called Detective Conan, and to go home he had to complete tasks and earn points, but the prerequisite was that he needed to find someone to adopt him.

But when he was raised by a silver-haired man and turned back into a mermaid, Carlo not only had a fight with this man, but also had a piece of his body cut off by this man.

The precious fish scales and pearls, the language barrier and the constant threats from this human made Carlo angry.

Aziz: Language Proficiency Encyclopedia, giving you discounts, 10,000 points, and credit support!

Carlo said that he would never buy on credit if he didn’t have money, but the final result was that it was really delicious!

......

After completely integrating into the human world, Carlo began a crazy point-earning mode.

Conan: The murderer could be anyone, but it couldn't be Brother Carol!

Haibara: This person is so simple and scary in some ways.

Akai: Is this guy's fighting ability serious?

Amuro: Carlo is a very reliable partner!

Gin: I raised him too!

Carlo said that it was really nice to earn points with the cursed child every day, but that group of people was really dangerous. He had to complete the task quickly because he wanted to return to the sea!