This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

This is a female-oriented article for men, so straight men are not allowed to enter.

The original male protagonist is Naruya Uejima, who is mainly a bottom. The protagonist has a lot of private settings and a lot of nonsense. It is all-oriented. There are as many people as the copywriter puts in. The plot is illogical and the characters are ooc.

Lord from the underworld, I will go to the world of the living later.

A thousand years ago, Sukuna coldly decided: I will catch that brat who dares to commit fraud and tear him to pieces.

A thousand years later, Sukuna said: Tearing clothes into pieces is also tearing them, so don't move.

DK Wuji: Am I a pervert? How can I like men?

dkwubuji: I am a pervert.

Geto Summer Oil (〃◝ω◜།): There’s no need to feel sorry, just join.

Li Mei: Don’t always care whether I am a man or a woman :).

No abuse, but sweetness is guaranteed, and the focus is on the CP. Please leave if you are a nitpicker, or I will scold you.

[In the early stage of development, the protagonist is mermaid, CP Gin, the red and black sides are temporarily uncertain, there will be rescue, and ooc will definitely happen]

Carlo, the leader of the mermaid tribe, finished his patrol mission and encountered a deep-sea whirlpool on his way back to the tribe. He was hit in the face by an oncoming jellyfish and they both rolled into the whirlpool.

Carlo followed the whirlpool and drifted with the current, and finally turned into a silver fish and fell into the wine glass of a silver-haired man. The jellyfish that tricked him told him that he had come to a world called Detective Conan, and to go home he had to complete tasks and earn points, but the prerequisite was that he needed to find someone to adopt him.

But when he was raised by a silver-haired man and turned back into a mermaid, Carlo not only had a fight with this man, but also had a piece of his body cut off by this man.

The precious fish scales and pearls, the language barrier and the constant threats from this human made Carlo angry.

Aziz: Language Proficiency Encyclopedia, giving you discounts, 10,000 points, and credit support!

Carlo said that he would never buy on credit if he didn’t have money, but the final result was that it was really delicious!

......

After completely integrating into the human world, Carlo began a crazy point-earning mode.

Conan: The murderer could be anyone, but it couldn't be Brother Carol!

Haibara: This person is so simple and scary in some ways.

Akai: Is this guy's fighting ability serious?

Amuro: Carlo is a very reliable partner!

Gin: I raised him too!

Carlo said that it was really nice to earn points with the cursed child every day, but that group of people was really dangerous. He had to complete the task quickly because he wanted to return to the sea!

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

Copywriter:

Public Security Undercover: We are two against two, we can't be careless.

FBI undercover: I'm against three people, I have to be alert.

Zhenjiu: My teammates are very reliable, I don’t need to worry at all. I give HR Comrade Gin a five-star rating.

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This is a semi-invincible story, and the character design of the protagonist is based on the novel "Bungo Stray Dogs" by Dazai Osamu.

There is no female lead, and the male lead is a gay man.

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