This book is also known as "The Patriarch Who Likes Galleons Ran Away with the Potions Master Again" and features two male protagonists.

Severus Snape x Sirod Slytherin (with personal interpretations)

The isolated and helpless potions professor finally met his little rose, a story of black and white intertwining, confusion and fusion.

Upon entering school again, Sirod winked at Severus.

Severus: ...

Later, Sylvie asked, "Professor, do you believe in love at first sight?" while grabbing Severus's sleeve.

(There are parents and children. They are Tom's classmates. They don't like idiots and like Galleon. Severus will not like Lily and will only like Sir Lord.) (You can skip this if you don't like it.)

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

[Double male protagonists + unlimited rules + escape live broadcast + cool story]

(Attack non-humans, scary monsters, enter with caution.)

Yin Xiu has lived in Rule Town for six years.

Normal players come in and follow the rules to clear dungeons, busying themselves to survive. Only Yin Xiu stays in the town every day, doesn't go out, doesn't clear dungeons, doesn't get involved with monsters, fishes and dries his nets every day, and even starts to retire.

The town's spooks had been watching him for six years, gnashing their teeth every day, trying to find sales targets, but they'd never found him. They watched him linger around them every day, yet they had no way to deal with this man who knew the rules by heart.

A few days later, it rained heavily in the town and a group of new people came. A mysterious man who was stuffed into Yin Xiu's house as a roommate solved that night what the town's monsters had been unable to solve in six years - dragging Yin Xiu into the rule copy.

That night, the town's ghosts gathered to celebrate: "Great! We finally got rid of that lazy old man!"

At the same time, the dungeon monsters began to wail: "Who dragged in the man who killed his way through the dungeon six years ago?! We had such a hard time getting him out back then!!!"

Yin Xiu was not interested after entering the dungeon. He looked around with his knife in hand: it was all the same, nothing new. He left, rushed through it, and went back to retire.

All the monsters in the copy breathed a sigh of relief and were just about to open the champagne at halftime when a row of twisted blood-red words suddenly appeared in front of Yin Xiu.

: Do you think I have any new ideas?

A sticky chill instantly descended upon the entire dungeon, and monsters and players all began to panic.

"It" came out.

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It is common for max-level bosses to return to old dungeons to bully newbies.

Is it weird to retire after killing your way through a dungeon?

Cultivate your moral character and feed an evil god, so it's normal, right?

Why are you looking at me? My strategy is useless.

[Naruto fanfiction! Female-oriented! Two male protagonists! Movie-watching!]

[The protagonist is possessed by a drama spirit, and there are sadomasochistic performances. The CP is Kakashi. There are many personal settings. In the end, there may be a description of real friendship deteriorating. If you don’t like it, please don’t read it.]

After Naraku traveled through time and became Uchiha Naraku, he was bound to the popularity achievement system, and he could only become stronger by gaining popularity points.

It turns out that this world has become a material library for the "animator" to observe?

Everything that happened in the world of the animator was made into the "Naruto" animation series?

Can I become stronger only by becoming a popular character in anime?

In response, Naraku said that it was time to perform for the audience!

From a little boy longing for love and care to the Uchiha clan leader who has captivated the ninja world, there is no other reason, it’s just that the audience loves me!

PS: I can't remember many of the settings and specific plots of Naruto. I'm too lazy to rewatch it, so I can only look up information online. If there are any discrepancies, just treat them as private settings. Be careful if you are a fan of Naruto.

[Double male protagonists + curse back + sweet story + light-hearted story + CP dog roll]

ps: Not friendly to villains, people who like fun will persecute them

PPS: There will be a small amount of animation

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Kanno Toru traveled through time.

Bad news: I traveled to the cursed

Toru Kanno: ...It's better to live in a high-risk world on paper. It's a tonic for ordinary people to travel back to the cursed world!

Good news: You can now penetrate and become invincible.

Jinno Toru: Yeah! But then again——

This is a great opportunity to get intimate with my white-haired (? ) wife!

[Highlight: Double male protagonist, CP dog roll thorn]

[A little sweet idea, OOC is mine]

【Dog Juanjuan x Original Male Lead】

[Secondary CP Wu Xia, the length may not be too long]

[My writing is not good, it’s my first time writing, I’m still practicing as a novice]

What's it like to be a fairy cub from the Elven Kingdom? Tiny, barely the size of a thumb, with a pair of translucent wings on its back, it drinks dew, eats nectar, and sleeps on a bed of flowers. Every day is spent playing, carefree, and blissful! What kind of bliss? Unable to learn Elvish, unable to even speak, Shu Li has become a veritable mute fairy. As a former high school senior, Shu Li says learning a foreign language is incredibly difficult! Why didn't the time-travelling master give him a language cheat? Why did he have to start all over again like a baby? Elvish is the most difficult language in the world! Other fairy cubs can sing, but Shu Li is still babbling. Other fairy cubs can recite poetry, but Shu Li is still learning everyday language. Other fairy cubs can cast white magic spells, but Shu Li is still learning to sing. ... Shu Li's pride has taken a thousand hits. With tears streaming down his cheeks, he spread his wings and flew into the Elf King's arms, asking pitifully, "King, am I foolish?" The Elf King, purer and more beautiful than the moonlight, gently wiped the tears from his face and said tenderly, "Sperien is the cutest little elf in the Fairy Forest." Being praised by the King, Shu Li regained a bit of his confidence. So what if he's slow at learning languages? If he can't recite a spell, he meditates! Reciting spells only slows down his spellcasting speed! nnnn years later, Shu Li became the only elf on the continent capable of instantaneous magic. As an adult, Shu Li stumbled upon the Elf King's secret. The Elf King, hailed as the God of Light, could actually wield dark magic! Furthermore, his appearance and personality had become as sinister and evil as a dark elf. When those bloodthirsty, dark red eyes met his, Shu Li shamelessly begged for mercy. "Please... please don't eat me... wuuuu..." The dark Elf King lifted a strand of Shu Li's hair. "If you become my bride, I won't eat you." Shu Li hesitated for a moment, then nodded timidly, "Okay!" Later, Shu Li bit her handkerchief feebly, tears welling in her eyes. "Wow, what happened to the promise not to eat you?" [Cute and adorable little fairy bottom vs. abstinent, pure, and doting elf king top] [I'm cutting off my own legs to write a Western fantasy elf story. If you don't like it, please cut your losses immediately!!] ★Reading Guide★ 1. A group pampering story, with the top doting on the bottom. The top isn't schizophrenic. Possibly a secondary CP. 2. A Western fantasy fantasy world with a ton of unique settings that differ from traditional settings. (Elves are elves, fairies are fairies, and fairies are under the control of elves. Fairies only grow larger when they level up.) 3. Leveling-up flow, growth-oriented. [The bottom only falls in love after reaching adulthood.] 】4 Cover painting: Swallowing the Sun and the Moon (the cover is the character design of the top and the bottom) 5 This article is also known as "The Bride of the Fairy Kingdom" 6 Copywriting September 23, 2021 ▲▲Completed article▲▲"Atypical Blood Clan Contract" Sweet pet raising article "The Mermaid Pretending to Become a Heartthrob" Cute pet vest article "Star Boy Survival Manual" Invincible wife-loving article▲▲Pre-collected article▲▲"I Became Famous After Dating an NPC Boyfriend [Holographic]" In his new life, An Yan did not pursue a big career. He spent every day playing games, fighting monsters, leveling up, raising pets, and being a law-abiding otaku. Because he knew that the online gaming industry would soon usher in a earth-shaking reform. The holographic online game came out of nowhere, and the official "Qiankun Sword Game" launched an event. As long as the player defeated the Demon King boss and obtained the Demon King's Heart, they would get a bonus of 100 million. Countless players flocked to it, and game accounts were hard to come by. After the relaunch of Qiankun Sword Game, veteran players received generous rewards from the system. While others received top-tier equipment, An Yan received a—an NPC boyfriend? The old fans in the livestreaming room were all sending “hahahahahahahaha” comments in the comments… An Yan blushed as she began livestreaming her gaming sessions with her NPC boyfriend. He killed monsters, and his NPC boyfriend shared experience. He cleared dungeons, and his NPC boyfriend served as his personal assistant. He pushed bosses, and his NPC boyfriend picked up gear. He enchanted gear, and his NPC boyfriend gave him luck points. Suddenly, she felt like having a virtual boyfriend wasn’t bad either. ————

This is a female-oriented article for men, so straight men are not allowed to enter.

The original male protagonist is Naruya Uejima, who is mainly a bottom. The protagonist has a lot of private settings and a lot of nonsense. It is all-oriented. There are as many people as the copywriter puts in. The plot is illogical and the characters are ooc.

Lord from the underworld, I will go to the world of the living later.

A thousand years ago, Sukuna coldly decided: I will catch that brat who dares to commit fraud and tear him to pieces.

A thousand years later, Sukuna said: Tearing clothes into pieces is also tearing them, so don't move.

DK Wuji: Am I a pervert? How can I like men?

dkwubuji: I am a pervert.

Geto Summer Oil (〃◝ω◜།): There’s no need to feel sorry, just join.

Li Mei: Don’t always care whether I am a man or a woman :).

No abuse, but sweetness is guaranteed, and the focus is on the CP. Please leave if you are a nitpicker, or I will scold you.

Ye Xu was the player chosen by the "Escape Game". When he died for the first time, Ye Xu thought he was going to be wiped out, but when he opened his eyes, he found that he was about to start the next escape game. When he died for the second time, Ye Xu thought there was no chance of resurrection, but he found that he had become a ghost NPC, trying to intimidate and chase the players. When he died for the third time, Ye Xu&”&”he was numb&”&”After a long time,

This is moved from Green River next door. This article is BL, which means the protagonists are two men, and they are in love. Straight men are not allowed to read it!!!

Ze Yi traveled through time and space and became an experimental subject in the Pokémon world, with a human appearance and genetic fragments of the Zoroark clan mixed in his genes.

With the power of phantom and the ability to understand Pokémon language, can the uninvited guest carrying the original Pokémon Zoroark climb the road to victory?

But this plot doesn't seem right?

How did I meet the future Kanto Flying King and Chengdu Champion Ferry, who was still traveling, at Kuye Department Store?

No, how come Xiaozhi is traveling during this period? And he even got the Ho-Oh Tail Feather?

Zeyi: ...? Is this the real Pokémon world?

Then someone embarked on the path of no return as an investigator.

Kanto Line: Decisive Battle at the Forbidden City (crossed out) Quartz Summit!

Padilla Line: Back home, the masked vigilante asked me to be his boss. We are not from the same hometown, how dare you expose my identity?!

Hezhong Line: Hezhong is a big stage, come if you have a dream!

Parallel Lines: I hit myself? Zundu fake du?

Champion Line: Don't miss it if you pass by, who will be the champion of the Kanto region?

Eight Masters Line: Whose main force doesn't have a Mega?! It's over, it seems I'm the only one left (Why doesn't Zoroark have a Mega!!!)

Note: This is my personal setting, OOC, and the author is relatively new, so please be gentle if you have any complaints (hold your head and squat to prevent it)

CP Ferry