Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

[Two male leads + 1v1 + both protagonists are virgins + transmigration + spatial element + sweet and doting pet raising a child]

[Sunny, cute, money-grubbing bottom X Cunning, handsome, and cunning top]

Betrayed by her family and the person she loves, Luo Mingchen transmigrates to another world with a planting space and water-based superpowers. She wakes up to find herself the "stepmother" of three children and is told that the children's father died at the hands of bandits. After driving away the villains who came to seize her family property, Luo Mingchen, who loves children but is homeless, takes over her husband's property and children.

Later, his awful relatives came and angrily accused him of being a substitute bride. Luo Mingchen, who was already prepared, said: "If you're so capable, make the father of my child crawl out of his grave and divorce me."

Huo Yan, climbing over the wall to get home at night: My husband is lovely, I'd never divorce him.

[Drama-oriented, no system, no time travel, group portrait, only Naruto, two male protagonists, atypical rebirth of Naruto.]

When the meteor fell, the world turned to ashes in the light, and the brilliant civilization became a scorched earth. It seemed that everything had ended. But Naruto opened his eyes in the light and suddenly found himself lying on the small bed in his childhood old house.

What kind of situation will the Seventh Hokage, who is not even as tall as the table, stir up and bring a different future to the world?

He said, "I want to liberate the world."

[Main CP Sasuke and Naruto, double male protagonists, double strong, double strong, double strong! Secondary CPs are Madara, Tobiizumi, Dai Ka, Itachi, etc. The main CP is slow to warm up. Naruto's IQ is upup]

[Naruto fanfiction! Female-oriented! Two male protagonists! Movie-watching!]

[The protagonist is possessed by a drama spirit, and there are sadomasochistic performances. The CP is Kakashi. There are many personal settings. In the end, there may be a description of real friendship deteriorating. If you don’t like it, please don’t read it.]

After Naraku traveled through time and became Uchiha Naraku, he was bound to the popularity achievement system, and he could only become stronger by gaining popularity points.

It turns out that this world has become a material library for the "animator" to observe?

Everything that happened in the world of the animator was made into the "Naruto" animation series?

Can I become stronger only by becoming a popular character in anime?

In response, Naraku said that it was time to perform for the audience!

From a little boy longing for love and care to the Uchiha clan leader who has captivated the ninja world, there is no other reason, it’s just that the audience loves me!

PS: I can't remember many of the settings and specific plots of Naruto. I'm too lazy to rewatch it, so I can only look up information online. If there are any discrepancies, just treat them as private settings. Be careful if you are a fan of Naruto.

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[Entertainment] [Daily Life] [Single Female Lead] [System] [Singer] [Improper] [Romance] Chu Tian traveled through time and obtained the "Peak Entertainment System." In his previous life, he was a perennial star in the entertainment industry, the last superstar. He debuted as a fresh-faced idol, transitioned to a new role at the peak of his popularity, and ultimately achieved superstardom. He treaded cautiously along the way, dodging numerous dangers, but ultimately, he couldn't avoid sudden death. After traveling to a parallel world, he became a mute, poisoned and persecuted, living a depressed life, living under someone else's roof, waiting for death. Wait! Mute? System? What the hell is a mute with a system? And an entertainment system! Can he sing or act? He can't write novels, can he? [Ding Dong, Newbie Gift Pack Arrived, Received the Song "The First Dream"] Wait a minute, is there a mistake? I'm a man! Why are they giving me female songs? Chu Tian looked at the songs in his inventory, his mind full of questions. Finally, he slowly turned his head to look at his boss in the office, a diva with no songs to sing and about to fade away...

While investigating the disappearance of his best friend, Wu Jinglan, Shen Shi is unexpectedly drawn into a new world of script-killing games by a hard drive he left behind. [The "Detective Simulator Terminal" AI will bind to player Shen Shi, opening the world of script-killing games to you. Welcome, detective!] The only way back to reality is to play detective in script-killing dungeons, uncovering the true culprit hidden among the other players and earning enough points. [Be careful, don't lose your life in the scripts.] Shen Shi discovers that there seems to be someone around him who resembles the missing Wu Jinglan... Live-action script-killing games, ultimate puzzle solving, life-or-death challenges, and a test of the highest brainpower. ***Dungeon 1: A talent show turns into a serial killer game, with beautiful young men dying tragically, their deaths mirroring the world-famous paintings around them. Players ABC: ...completely baffled! Shen Shi: Simple, such a classic time trick and a murder imitating a famous painting... Wait, let me think of a line for a detective! Dungeon 2: The murder of a wealthy heir on an isolated island, and the unspeakable horror hidden within. Players ABC: Not only do we have to solve the case, but we also have to investigate the evil spirit side quest? Shen Shi: No problem, just a cameo as a mystery investigator. Scenario Three: All the high school students have superpowers. Bullying! Cheating! Fighting! Team-fighting! Clan-squatting! Bloody drama! Everything has escalated to the point of being deadly! Players ABC: How can we investigate now that things like superpowers have appeared? Shen Shi: It's just a perverted scenario, of course we can investigate. Scenario Four: A haunted mountain every night, with unbreakable rules! Who is the ghost in human form? Players ABC: No big deal, human or ghost, we'll take you down! Shen Shi: Help! I'm afraid of ghosts! Everyone: ... ... Scenario Nine: A group of earthbound spirits in a deserted village mansion seek justice for a ghost, but little do they know what evil thoughts each ghost harbors? Shen Shi: Enough, why another supernatural scenario! QAQ Wu Jinglan: Don't be afraid, this time, I'm by your side. ***CP: Wu Jinglan x Shen Shi Atypical infinite flow, brain-burning script-killing, suspenseful reasoning unit drama. Gentle, caring and doting top x sharp observation and high IQ bottom. Childhood sweethearts, mutual secret love, two years older than them, guaranteed happy ending! Concept: The protagonist solves the unsolved case through his own knowledge

Luo Ling, an expert in the art of disguise, was bound to a System and was eager to begin his task.

As a result, before even successfully completing a mission, he got married!

At a 36 degree angle, Luo Ling sorrowfully looked up into space: “Tong’er, tell me, do I still have a chance to free myself?”

System: “… Your man is behind you.”

Luo Ling: “!!!”

The person who arrived, gathered Luo Ling in his arms, hugging him from behind as he said in a bewitchingly dangerous tone: “Based on your thoughts, it seems that I have not given you enough love. So let’s proceed in exploring ways to continue a new life.”

【Child of the Five Summers】【Group Darling】【Coser】Yayoi, whose appearance has a particularly handsome anime style, was asked by a friend to cosplay a character from the anime "Juu-chan". After watching the anime at double speed and visiting some anime forums, Yayoi decided to do a cosplay based on her own design.

[Infinite Flow][Dual Male Leads][Slightly Horrible][Most Popular]

After Yunqi died from her illness, she entered a live streaming space.

Every dungeon here is bloody and terrifying, and the streamers in them are struggling to survive in various dungeons in order to gain the audience's attention.

Each streamer is linked to a different live streaming system. The most popular streamers are survival streamers, who are popular because they rely on their wisdom and skills to perform amazing maneuvers in dungeons.

Yunqi is indeed linked to a dating streamer.

Romance streamers have the lowest popularity in escape room streams because no one has ever pulled off any impressive plays. The dungeons are mostly challenging and full of monsters, making it incredibly difficult to gain their favor.

Yun Qi's first time entering the dungeon: Huh? Romance? I don't know how to date.

As a result, a serial killer kissed his toes, an alien monster licked his cheek, and a terrifying ghost insisted on making a vow of eternal love with him...

The audience was stunned: Host, please publish a book, urgently!

Every streamer has an innate talent that determines their path to survival.

Yun Qi's, however, is: [Tomie Physique]

The protagonist who is always being chased by a pervert × The seme who is a sliced ​​evil god