When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.

[In the early stage of development, the protagonist is mermaid, CP Gin, the red and black sides are temporarily uncertain, there will be rescue, and ooc will definitely happen]

Carlo, the leader of the mermaid tribe, finished his patrol mission and encountered a deep-sea whirlpool on his way back to the tribe. He was hit in the face by an oncoming jellyfish and they both rolled into the whirlpool.

Carlo followed the whirlpool and drifted with the current, and finally turned into a silver fish and fell into the wine glass of a silver-haired man. The jellyfish that tricked him told him that he had come to a world called Detective Conan, and to go home he had to complete tasks and earn points, but the prerequisite was that he needed to find someone to adopt him.

But when he was raised by a silver-haired man and turned back into a mermaid, Carlo not only had a fight with this man, but also had a piece of his body cut off by this man.

The precious fish scales and pearls, the language barrier and the constant threats from this human made Carlo angry.

Aziz: Language Proficiency Encyclopedia, giving you discounts, 10,000 points, and credit support!

Carlo said that he would never buy on credit if he didn’t have money, but the final result was that it was really delicious!

......

After completely integrating into the human world, Carlo began a crazy point-earning mode.

Conan: The murderer could be anyone, but it couldn't be Brother Carol!

Haibara: This person is so simple and scary in some ways.

Akai: Is this guy's fighting ability serious?

Amuro: Carlo is a very reliable partner!

Gin: I raised him too!

Carlo said that it was really nice to earn points with the cursed child every day, but that group of people was really dangerous. He had to complete the task quickly because he wanted to return to the sea!

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[The real-life audiobook of the same name has been completed]

[Main attack! Main attack!! Main attack!!!]

Pei Yu, who is on the verge of death, is bound to a system called "Sprinkle Blood" organization. He needs to live a peaceful life in various bloody stories instead of his original body, and save a specific person.

Pei Yu: “…” Small problem.

In substitute literature, he is the sickly white moonlight that the protagonist cannot get.

The frail Bai Yueguang Pei Yu stepped on the protagonist's chest and smiled coldly: "Sorry, Mr. President, your breathing disturbed me."

In the literature about keeping a mistress, he is a vase used by the protagonist to pave the way for his lover.

Vase Pei Yu hooked the chin of his financial sponsor and smiled lazily: "Brother, I want this role."

…

Luo Xun had survived ten years of the zombie apocalypse—not by becoming a badass warrior, but by doing what any true otaku would: hoarding supplies, avoiding people, and absolutely refusing to eat canned peaches.

Then he dies. But instead of staying dead, he respawns three months before the apocalypse begins. Armed with a decade’s worth of doomsday knowledge (and anime logic), Luo Xun sets out to prepare for the end of the world—otaku style.

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His plan: Buy all the instant noodles. Stockpile solar-powered gadgets. Build the ultimate apocalypse man cave. Avoid drama.

But in reality: He ends up rescuing a gorgeous architect named Yan Fei, who looks like he should be sipping lattes in a Paris café, not laying bricks and hoisting steel beams like a tank in tight jeans. Luo Xun’s reaction?

[“He’s too pretty. He must be useless. Definitely can’t cook.”]

Spoiler: Yan Fei *can* cook. And flirt. And install solar panels.

Together, the two build the chillest stronghold in the zombie world, complete with hydroponic gardens, renewable energy, and occasional relationship bickering that sounds like:

[“You bought *another* solar oven? Where will we even put it?”

“Next to the anime figures. Priorities, okay?”]

Despite the horror setting, this novel delivers deadpan humor, wholesome survival strategies, and a romance so domestic it could be sponsored by IKEA. It's the apocalypse—but make it cozy.

Alternative Title:

The Reborn Otaku’s Code of Practice for the Apocalypse

Or Yuan died in the apocalypse and was reborn a year before the apocalypse

Unexpectedly opened the secret of the family heirloom, portable space, immortal cultivation secrets, Longquan fairy dew pool, and the peach fairy tree

He frantically purchased supplies and waited for the end of the world to come. This time, he just wanted to live well.

But how did I meet such a guy...

Yun Che, a big shot in the doomsday, who even the militaries drooled upon, finally died in the hands of his beloved and family. After reincarnation, he wanted to live for his own!

Xing Feng, a rooting third military generation, didn’t lay his heart in the army at all. So when he turned to 20, he chose to leave the army and went into business. When the doomsday came, he accidentally met Yun Chen and started a new chapter of his life, meanwhile, his moral bottom line kept hitting a new low…

What's it like to be a fairy cub from the Elven Kingdom? Tiny, barely the size of a thumb, with a pair of translucent wings on its back, it drinks dew, eats nectar, and sleeps on a bed of flowers. Every day is spent playing, carefree, and blissful! What kind of bliss? Unable to learn Elvish, unable to even speak, Shu Li has become a veritable mute fairy. As a former high school senior, Shu Li says learning a foreign language is incredibly difficult! Why didn't the time-travelling master give him a language cheat? Why did he have to start all over again like a baby? Elvish is the most difficult language in the world! Other fairy cubs can sing, but Shu Li is still babbling. Other fairy cubs can recite poetry, but Shu Li is still learning everyday language. Other fairy cubs can cast white magic spells, but Shu Li is still learning to sing. ... Shu Li's pride has taken a thousand hits. With tears streaming down his cheeks, he spread his wings and flew into the Elf King's arms, asking pitifully, "King, am I foolish?" The Elf King, purer and more beautiful than the moonlight, gently wiped the tears from his face and said tenderly, "Sperien is the cutest little elf in the Fairy Forest." Being praised by the King, Shu Li regained a bit of his confidence. So what if he's slow at learning languages? If he can't recite a spell, he meditates! Reciting spells only slows down his spellcasting speed! nnnn years later, Shu Li became the only elf on the continent capable of instantaneous magic. As an adult, Shu Li stumbled upon the Elf King's secret. The Elf King, hailed as the God of Light, could actually wield dark magic! Furthermore, his appearance and personality had become as sinister and evil as a dark elf. When those bloodthirsty, dark red eyes met his, Shu Li shamelessly begged for mercy. "Please... please don't eat me... wuuuu..." The dark Elf King lifted a strand of Shu Li's hair. "If you become my bride, I won't eat you." Shu Li hesitated for a moment, then nodded timidly, "Okay!" Later, Shu Li bit her handkerchief feebly, tears welling in her eyes. "Wow, what happened to the promise not to eat you?" [Cute and adorable little fairy bottom vs. abstinent, pure, and doting elf king top] [I'm cutting off my own legs to write a Western fantasy elf story. If you don't like it, please cut your losses immediately!!] ★Reading Guide★ 1. A group pampering story, with the top doting on the bottom. The top isn't schizophrenic. Possibly a secondary CP. 2. A Western fantasy fantasy world with a ton of unique settings that differ from traditional settings. (Elves are elves, fairies are fairies, and fairies are under the control of elves. Fairies only grow larger when they level up.) 3. Leveling-up flow, growth-oriented. [The bottom only falls in love after reaching adulthood.] 】4 Cover painting: Swallowing the Sun and the Moon (the cover is the character design of the top and the bottom) 5 This article is also known as "The Bride of the Fairy Kingdom" 6 Copywriting September 23, 2021 ▲▲Completed article▲▲"Atypical Blood Clan Contract" Sweet pet raising article "The Mermaid Pretending to Become a Heartthrob" Cute pet vest article "Star Boy Survival Manual" Invincible wife-loving article▲▲Pre-collected article▲▲"I Became Famous After Dating an NPC Boyfriend [Holographic]" In his new life, An Yan did not pursue a big career. He spent every day playing games, fighting monsters, leveling up, raising pets, and being a law-abiding otaku. Because he knew that the online gaming industry would soon usher in a earth-shaking reform. The holographic online game came out of nowhere, and the official "Qiankun Sword Game" launched an event. As long as the player defeated the Demon King boss and obtained the Demon King's Heart, they would get a bonus of 100 million. Countless players flocked to it, and game accounts were hard to come by. After the relaunch of Qiankun Sword Game, veteran players received generous rewards from the system. While others received top-tier equipment, An Yan received a—an NPC boyfriend? The old fans in the livestreaming room were all sending “hahahahahahahaha” comments in the comments… An Yan blushed as she began livestreaming her gaming sessions with her NPC boyfriend. He killed monsters, and his NPC boyfriend shared experience. He cleared dungeons, and his NPC boyfriend served as his personal assistant. He pushed bosses, and his NPC boyfriend picked up gear. He enchanted gear, and his NPC boyfriend gave him luck points. Suddenly, she felt like having a virtual boyfriend wasn’t bad either. ————

What should you do when the person you like is no longer loyal? Find another one!

This time, in order to avoid trouble, Xiong Ye chose the weakest man in the tribe as his new companion.

In any case, he can afford him!

With his strength, he’ll definitely be able to let his own man eat meat every day instead of grass.

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Zhou Ji, the ‘weakest man’ who had just transmigrated over from the apocalypse and likes to indulge in eating ‘grass’, “…”

He’s not the same person anymore! He was clearly capable of killing the entire tribe by himself!

Gu Bai, a wood superfunction possessor on doomsday

Gu Bai transmigrated and became a foundling who was driven out of his interstellar family.

Was he pathetic? He is to inherit a vast farm.

Isn't it a nice thing to farm, fish, or cook at his will?

With great efforts, Gu Bai made it the most popular land in the entire interstellar area.

Wasn't it exciting to know that his parents regretted their decision?

Later, Gu Bai was accompanied by a self-invited man with his beast.

The man was handsome, and the beast was quite lovely.

Fine, Gu Bai could bear and live with them.

The story is about a man who inherited a farm and built infrastructures afterward. His career grew bigger and bigger, and finally, he started a revival of food cultures, and found his true love.

PS: Gu Bai is the bottom one, while Jun Molin is the top. Although Jun Molin appeared early in the story, the romance part is later in the story as the protagonist focused mainly on his career in the early stage.