Notice: [Chapter 39 is a side story about a parallel world unrelated to the main story, please skip it.] Even many years later, Lin Xi still dreams. In his dreams, he is still just an ordinary person, and his brother is still alive. The Apollo has not made any positioning errors, and the warp...

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

Albarino was a forensic pathologist at Westland Forensic Bureau, single, witty, and would go out for a drink with his colleagues – just like any other forensic pathologist.

Except for one thing: he was secretly a psycho serial killer.

For the longest time, Albarino had a normal 3-point-1-line life [1] from home – Forensic Bureau – crime scene (his own or someone else’s), until one day, another psycho serial killer unintentionally killed his target he had planned to kill for 3 months.

With all his meticulous planning ruined, he was pissed off, so he decided to provoke the other serial killer himself.

[1] a boring, monotone, unchanging life.

[Completed, very long and ready to be devoured. Completed works include "I Became Famous After Being Forced to Debut Through Metaphysics" and "Infinite Anomaly Investigator". Pre-order: "Grandmaster Descends the Mountain".] [Please support the official Jinjiang Literature City website. Writing is hard work, and I have injuries to my hands, shoulders, neck, and lower back. Please respect the author's hard work.] Chi Yiyin is hailed as a top-tier horror novelist. Everyone who has read his books says that they are filled with ever-present fear. What they don't know is that it's based on Chi Yiyin's own experience. While exploring a haunted house at night to find inspiration, Chi Yiyin was dragged into another world. This world is crazy, dangerous, and full of ghosts and fallen gods. Even if humans awaken their bloodlines, they can only struggle to survive, and one wrong step will lead to a tragic death. However, while other players are scared half to death and can only barely survive, Chi Yiyin pulls out his little notebook: "This is very scary. You can use it as inspiration." The ghost is stunned: ? Please respect me, thank you. The next moment, the ghost is sealed into Chi Yiyin's little notebook and becomes his tool ghost. The ghosts were stunned. All the ghosts successfully written into Chi Yiyin's books would be sealed within them, to be used by him. In the game world, a rumor began to circulate among humans—Chi Yiyin is coming! Terrifying! Run! The fallen god sat atop the game world, filled with loathing. Yet, He saw the glittering starlight, overcoming all obstacles to cross the world and approach Him. He loves me, the fallen god thought. Then this world, which should have been destroyed, had a reason to continue existing—for Him, the sun rises. "Don't write those rubbish into your pen; I can become your power. Fill your book with my name, and you will become a new god, and I will be your most faithful follower." The fallen god kissed him deeply with piety: "I give you a god, all my devotion and faith." Those eagerly awaiting Chi Yiyin's new book discovered that the top horror novelist had actually rewritten a love story?! Chi Yiyin smiled and announced, "Yes, I'm in love." "With a god." ———————— Pre-order novel "Infinite Anomaly Investigator" Qi Xingye felt like he was being haunted. It started with a ghostly female figure in the mirror, wild tree shadows turning into roaring monsters, and footsteps following him closely when he walked at night. But every time he tried to check, he found nothing. Until midnight, he was woken up by the cold, only to find the monster in his bed. He turned his head and saw a ghost outside the window silently watching him with a sinister smile. At dawn, he found gnawed remains, human bones, and... grotesque corpses in his home. And only he could see them. Qi Xingye found a master, who sincerely suggested he see a doctor. He: "...I'm not mentally ill!" There was a knock on the door. A tall man in a black uniform blended into the night, his eyes looking down with overwhelming pressure. He appeared before Qi Xingye with a fully armed team. "Shang Nanming, Anomaly Investigation Bureau, your house has been contaminated by cracks. Please move out immediately." Qi Xingye was dumbfounded: "...Then where am I supposed to live?" What's more terrifying than being coveted by monsters? Poverty, sleeping on the streets. But even more bewildered than Qi Xingye were the investigators who rushed in as if facing a formidable enemy. In a corner of the house, monsters were bound like dumplings, trembling. When they saw the investigators, they wailed as if seeing relatives. They tried to escape from Qi Xingye in terror, while desperately trying to burrow into the investigators' arms, refusing to let go, begging them to save them. The investigators were silent, all looking at Qi Xingye. Qi Xingye scratched his face sheepishly: "So, is this house still mine?" He was as sincere as a white lotus: "Sleeping on the streets will make me catch a cold, I refuse!" Shang Nanming: "…………" "Interested in becoming a consultant for the Investigation Bureau?" As the head of the Anomaly Investigation Bureau, Shang Nanming had seen too many humans, and even investigators, transformed into monsters after being contaminated, ultimately meeting a tragic and horrific death. However, he encountered a pure and steadfast soul, uncorrupted and forever rational. Her powerful brilliance captivated him. "If investigators are destined to be with death, then meeting you is death's gift to me." Theme: Never give up.

With just over two hundred days left before the college entrance exam, Jiang Xuelu, the top student in his class, was so stressed out he found himself hallucinating. In his hallucination, his hands were stained with blood, and a mirror reflected a gorgeous, perverse smile. Jiang Xuelu: ...This is too horrifying. A report soon arrived at the A City Police Department. This high school student had a sweet, innocent appearance, his eyelashes more beautiful than snowflakes when they drooped. He didn't seem like a lunatic, but his words were increasingly shocking. "She didn't love him, so he murdered her entire family, and now he's by her side, playing the role of a romantic." "The president hired two assassins to kill an employee, but they were killed in return. The president's body is now hidden at the bottom of a well." "He's planning a city-wide island murder, with the plan to leave no survivors. You have one week to stop him..." The officers exchanged glances, grinning bitterly: It's over. Exam pressure has driven another one crazy. "Sir, I'm not crazy." Under the interrogation lights, the young man raised his clear, moving eyes and whispered, "I just don't know what happened, but I saw them fighting." Everyone was stunned. Later, everyone realized Jiang Xuelu was telling the truth. One day, a mysterious constellation appeared in the sky, and some people gained the ability to resonate with their minds. Some artists rose to fame thanks to this mad inspiration, while others, unable to bear the mental disorder, went crazy in the streets and ended up in a mental hospital. Jiang Xuelu didn't want to be in a mental hospital, nor did he want to pursue art. He thought about it and decided to surrender himself to the country. From then on, whether it was the unsolved Northland murder case at minus thirty degrees Celsius, the dusty old story that once shocked the entire city and spread like a spider's web through countless families, or the hospital morgue corpse theft case, behind countless bloody and bizarre truths in the world, there was a young man. Wherever he pointed, he was sure to find the real culprit. He helped solve countless major crimes. He became a true treasure of China. [Guide] 1. A modern, fantasy crime novel featuring supernatural powers and a gold finger. 2. A story about a beautiful high school girl who silently solves puzzles when she's free, and a tough, handsome police officer who's ten years older than her. Together, they solve crimes and capture criminals, while also sharing their affection and devotion. [Archived on 2022.02.27] - Pre-collected for the next book: "After I Became Terminally Ill, Everyone Started to Love Me." Yu Jing died of a serious illness at the age of twenty. Looking back on his failed life, he was a disliked imitator. His brother had a distant relationship with him, his father suspected him of ulterior motives, his fiancé had fallen in love with someone else, and he was the wrong child for the Yu family. He was born frail and fragile, yet everyone loved the energetic fake young master, not the sickly him. To win everyone's favor, he worked hard to become healthy and energetic, but in the end, he gained nothing. After his rebirth. Yu Jing suddenly realized that he only had a few years left to live, so he decided to live his life recklessly! Everyone witnessed that the usually weak boy suddenly became even weaker, collapsing at the slightest gust of wind. Facing a school bully picking on him, he collapsed, clutching his heart. The school bully was shocked and immediately gave him first aid. From then on, he treated him with great care and reverence, like a patriarch. His wealthy father was extremely partial. His father said: You are my biological son. Alan has nothing. He needs a sense of security. I have instructed my lawyer to give all the more than 30 companies under my name to Alan. The rest will be given to you after I die. Yu Jing said "Oh" with a gloomy look on his face: "Stinky old man, then give it to me now. I may not live to see you die." His father: ??? He examined him that night and then frantically revised his will. Qin Chuan was born with an indifferent temperament and was unwilling to interfere in the affairs of his two younger brothers. He also knew that his biological brother was sensible and invisible, so he was used to being tolerant. Until one day, at 9:30 pm, he opened his brother's door and found the bed cold. Late that night, the lights flickered at the A City racetrack, and the top winner raced away. The champion removed his helmet, revealing a carefree expression. A photo of him casually kissing his medal went viral. After the race, the other man huddled with his friends, arguing for a drinking contest until his cheeks flushed and his eyes were blurry. Furious, Qin Chuan dragged him down: "You're racing and drinking, do you still want to live?" Suddenly, as if his fate had turned upside down, Yu Jing discovered that those who had once treated him like trash were now returning, caring deeply and attentively. As soon as his critical illness notice was released, everyone began to love him. No one knew it. As the young man lay, his life fading, their hearts ached, wishing they could give him their lives. #Experience the power of a critical illness notice# #If you don't love me, I'll find you and try to scam you#!

Jiang Mi, a beautiful newcomer from the bottom of the slums, voluntarily signed a contract to be thrust into a series of massive reality entertainment shows called "Observing Life," struggling to survive. The observation panel, comprised of three experienced jurors and billions of viewers, is said to be the most robust system in reality show history. They watched this newcomer's debut, a fragile vase in a late-night banned film, eager to see the pure white stained black and to freely dictate his life. The newcomer smiled faintly and chose to blast their heads off. Episode...

It was only after Jian Xingsui’s death that he realized that he was the cannon fodder in a book with a dog-blooded plot. He was a dumb and s*upid fake young master in it.

​In the book, he was reluctant to return to his poor ”biological” parents. He was greedy of the Jian Family’s wealth and also wanted to suppress the protagonist shou of the book, the real young master. With the tricks that he had personally thought out of his pig-headed brain, he finally succeeded in making everyone in the family annoy the hell out of him:

His former CEO elder brother: “I don’t have a younger brother like you.”

His former star second brother: “Never mention to anyone in the entertainment industry that I used to be your brother!!!”

His former father: “Get out, I’m so disappointed in you.”

​​After that, he was kicked out of the house and had a terrible ending.

After the rebirth, just when it was the day when the protagonist shou came up to his door, instead of waiting for his family to talk to him, he took the initiative: “You guys won’t have to say anything, I am willing to leave the house!”

Lin Sui wore cannon fodder in a book of cultivation, and the cannon fodder furnace was full of physique, destined to be inferior. How could Lin Sui be willing, so he seduced the Son of Destiny, and when he cut off his Dao bone and transferred it to himself, he was blown up by the Heavenly Dao.

The Dao bone on his body became a system that restrained him, and issued an order: You must retrieve all his souls, worship him as Lord in every world, bow down for him, and die!

Lin Sui smiled and squinted, but he hated people most in his life to teach him to do things.

Thereupon......

In the first world, he was an arrogant and arrogant young master, and the other party was a poor and lowly bastard.

He humiliated him and gave him only shoes, and spoke love in his ear when the crowd was boiling.

System: Your mother xxxxx [beep-]

Lin Sui innocent: I am not following him as the Lord.

In the second world, he is the new top of the entertainment industry, and the other party is the silent movie emperor after the accident.

While laughing and suppressing him, he said that he deserved to come back, and kissed his scars at night, leaving resources to fly away afterwards.

System: [Beep -——]

Lin Sui Stall Hand: I am not enough to bow down?

In the third world, he is an S-class Alpha, and the other party is a mentally damaged former SSS Alpha.

He said with disdain that waste is also worthy of the battlefield, and when no one was there, he said that since you can't smell the pheromone, then I will do your omega, and I almost died for the other party.

System:......

Lin Sui smiled: Is it enough to die and then die?

Although he was finally hidden by the rich upstart Jinya, appropriated by the Three Golden Shadow Emperors, and completely marked by the Imperial Marshal, he was still happy.

The system wept bitterly: the big brother begged you, never teach you to do things again!

Life is always full of surprises. Su Bei has transmigrated, the thing is he has transmigrated into all kinds of worlds to captivate the male lead! When he finds that the first target is a villain, Su Bei still tries to comfort himself in his heart that the one in the next world would be better. But reality slaps him right in the face. So it turns out the next is always more villainous. Su Bei has taken the captivating-the-villainous-male-lead way down and could never turn back. But who could tell him why every villain he has to captivate is actually the damn same one??? When he is pinned down by the villain for the 108th time, Su Bei feels like weeping but has no tears, “Villain, please go easy on me!”

[Double Male Lead 1v1｜Double Strong｜Double Clean｜Sweet Love｜Main Attack]

Read the guide:

This is a sweet pet story. The protagonist will not blindly abuse the scumbag, is not a scumbag-abusing machine, and does not have mysterious self-confidence.

Book lovers who pursue excitement and love to abuse scumbags should read with caution.

The background of the small world is all fictional. The two protagonists travel through time at the same time. The wife's soul is not sliced, and her personality will be different in each life.

The protagonist's spirit is set as a demon spirit, with unstable values, bad personality, doing whatever he wants, and only loving his wife.

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*In the first life, his wife was the second male lead, a poison doctor who he could not love, and his boss was a cold-blooded killer who was extremely poisonous.

The first time being a killer Yi: Wife, look at me, look at me, I am seriously poisoned, please give me some milk.

Cen Jinshu: Ever since I met this killer, I have been taking pulses, preparing medicines, boiling medicines, and adjusting prescriptions every day... I can't see anything else except this "sickly" killer who is extremely poisonous.

*In his second life, his wife was a half-demon prince with the blood of a celestial fox, his boss was a state teacher who nearly died in the catastrophe of becoming a true immortal, and Si Mo Ling Yi was forced to pretend to be an immortal.

Si Yi: As long as I don’t speak, no one can break my magical filter.

Chu Xunzhou: You can talk, I don’t mind.

Si Yi: I mind...

*In the third life, his wife is a frustrated cannon fodder idol, and his boss is a bankrupt president with huge debts.

Si Yi: My wife is so miserable.

Tang Huan: This person is so pitiful.

The male protagonist Yu, who was eaten and taken away and almost lost his true love: Who is miserable? Say it again, who is miserable?

………………

Original title: "Quick Wear: When Your Wife is a Professional Villain"

Alias: "Quick Transmigration: The Villain Husband is the Real Boss"