Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

Ning Shu was bound to a male god system, and every world tried to influence them, but... "Be good, don't be afraid of me." The sickly young master hugged his waist, his lips curled seductively, his breath ambiguous. The school bully pushed him into a corner, pinching his cheek as he ate candy: "Is it sweet? Open your mouth and let me taste it." The popular movie star hugged him, bent down and said in a low voice, "Come here, give your husband a kiss." Ning Shu cried: "Don't... don't kiss me so hard" - I'm crazy for you, and I can also become a Buddha for you. 1v1, gentle little pitiful girl x various big-name male gods, professional in spreading sugar, if it's not sweet, come over and hit me through the network.

[Double Male Leads + Interstellar + Book Travel + Cannon Fodder + Card Making + Mental Power + Superpower + Mecha + Campus + Live Broadcast]

Copywriting 1:

Qi Shu was reborn as a cannon fodder in a novel, with a mental strength of F, who had done no evil, was hated by everyone, ranked last in grades, and had his fiancé break up the engagement. He glanced at the terminal and saw that he was in debt of 3 billion star coins at the beginning.

Qi Shu: “…” Otherwise, just send me back to the end of the world. Zombies still look cute.

Qi Shu, who was kicked out of his home, was destitute and about to sleep on the streets, mistakenly entered a black market to avoid the rain and accidentally discovered the most scarce card makers in the interstellar space. The cards they made were actually the traditional Chinese version of Chinese characters.

Qi Shu, who had learned traditional Chinese characters in order to write Chinese New Year couplets in his previous life, said: "..."

Well, actually, the world of Interstellar... isn't unlovable.

Copywriting 2:

The biggest news to hit the interstellar public recently was that the Earl's youngest son wasn't actually his biological son! The Earl's family demanded repayment for all the expenses of raising him, leaving him with a debt of 3 billion upon reaching adulthood.

Not only that, his fiancé broke off the engagement!

Everyone thought that Qi Shu’s life was over!

Until one day, they began to see the words "Card Maker Qi Shu" appear frequently on the back of high-level star cards.

Everyone was shocked. They said Qi Shu was a waste!

Copywriting three:

Because the original owner did not have the money to pay the single tax, Qi Shu was forced to find a partner by the optical computer system.

Qi Shu looked at the little black "cat" in the box at the door and fell into deep thought:?

At the same time, two major events occurred in Xinghuang City:

The spirit body of the vegetative third prince Archipe is lost.

The person matched to the third prince by the optical computer system turned out to be the notorious Qi Shu.

【Quick Transmigration + Universally Adored % + Psychopathic + Possessive Love + Pure Love 1v1】

Conscientious and hard-working rookie host Gu Qiuyu, trying his best to boost his performance, somehow ended up poking a hornet’s nest of psychopaths, always being targeted by dark and twisted lunatics.

In the elite family world, the deeply affectionate male supporting character turns out to be a Miao-tribe Gu master. The gloomy and alluring youth implants a lover's Gu worm in him, wrapping his arms around Gu Qiuyu’s waist: “I love you so, so much. Won’t you love me too?”

If you refuse, I’ll kill you.

In the magical world, he is forced to sacrifice both flesh and soul to a demon. The demon grabs him by the throat: “You’re mine now.”

A caged bird, a desperate struggle.

He can’t escape.

But… is that really the case?

[Travel through a book + Everyone is a Villain + Mind Reading + Redemption + Lighthearted Humor + A Family Favorite] Xu Ru'an travels through time, into a novel written by his younger sister, becoming a cannon fodder, nearly killed by the villain in the first chapter. Expecting to be killed by the supporting villain, Xu Ru'an is instead brought back to the Xu family and becomes the young master of the ubiquitous Xu family. Completely unaware that his entire family is being read, Xu Ru'an's sole purpose is to protect them from the male protagonist's powerful aura. Xu Ru'an: His eldest brother is framed by his assistant, leading to company bankruptcy and death in a car accident. His eldest brother: Using the same tactic, he persuades his assistant to expose the traitor, sending the company's stock price soaring to unprecedented heights. Xu Ru'an: His second brother is imprisoned for a medical malpractice. His second brother: A successful surgery earns the praise of a prominent figure, sending his net worth skyrocketing. Xu Ru'an: Third brother... Xu Ru'an hasn't done anything yet. The plot where all the villains die tragically in the book hasn't happened. Instead, Xu Ru'an has become their group's darling. For a moment, Xu Ru'an thought he had transmigrated into the wrong book...

[The real-life audiobook of the same name has been completed]

[Main attack! Main attack!! Main attack!!!]

Pei Yu, who is on the verge of death, is bound to a system called "Sprinkle Blood" organization. He needs to live a peaceful life in various bloody stories instead of his original body, and save a specific person.

Pei Yu: “…” Small problem.

In substitute literature, he is the sickly white moonlight that the protagonist cannot get.

The frail Bai Yueguang Pei Yu stepped on the protagonist's chest and smiled coldly: "Sorry, Mr. President, your breathing disturbed me."

In the literature about keeping a mistress, he is a vase used by the protagonist to pave the way for his lover.

Vase Pei Yu hooked the chin of his financial sponsor and smiled lazily: "Brother, I want this role."

…

What's it like to be a fairy cub from the Elven Kingdom? Tiny, barely the size of a thumb, with a pair of translucent wings on its back, it drinks dew, eats nectar, and sleeps on a bed of flowers. Every day is spent playing, carefree, and blissful! What kind of bliss? Unable to learn Elvish, unable to even speak, Shu Li has become a veritable mute fairy. As a former high school senior, Shu Li says learning a foreign language is incredibly difficult! Why didn't the time-travelling master give him a language cheat? Why did he have to start all over again like a baby? Elvish is the most difficult language in the world! Other fairy cubs can sing, but Shu Li is still babbling. Other fairy cubs can recite poetry, but Shu Li is still learning everyday language. Other fairy cubs can cast white magic spells, but Shu Li is still learning to sing. ... Shu Li's pride has taken a thousand hits. With tears streaming down his cheeks, he spread his wings and flew into the Elf King's arms, asking pitifully, "King, am I foolish?" The Elf King, purer and more beautiful than the moonlight, gently wiped the tears from his face and said tenderly, "Sperien is the cutest little elf in the Fairy Forest." Being praised by the King, Shu Li regained a bit of his confidence. So what if he's slow at learning languages? If he can't recite a spell, he meditates! Reciting spells only slows down his spellcasting speed! nnnn years later, Shu Li became the only elf on the continent capable of instantaneous magic. As an adult, Shu Li stumbled upon the Elf King's secret. The Elf King, hailed as the God of Light, could actually wield dark magic! Furthermore, his appearance and personality had become as sinister and evil as a dark elf. When those bloodthirsty, dark red eyes met his, Shu Li shamelessly begged for mercy. "Please... please don't eat me... wuuuu..." The dark Elf King lifted a strand of Shu Li's hair. "If you become my bride, I won't eat you." Shu Li hesitated for a moment, then nodded timidly, "Okay!" Later, Shu Li bit her handkerchief feebly, tears welling in her eyes. "Wow, what happened to the promise not to eat you?" [Cute and adorable little fairy bottom vs. abstinent, pure, and doting elf king top] [I'm cutting off my own legs to write a Western fantasy elf story. If you don't like it, please cut your losses immediately!!] ★Reading Guide★ 1. A group pampering story, with the top doting on the bottom. The top isn't schizophrenic. Possibly a secondary CP. 2. A Western fantasy fantasy world with a ton of unique settings that differ from traditional settings. (Elves are elves, fairies are fairies, and fairies are under the control of elves. Fairies only grow larger when they level up.) 3. Leveling-up flow, growth-oriented. [The bottom only falls in love after reaching adulthood.] 】4 Cover painting: Swallowing the Sun and the Moon (the cover is the character design of the top and the bottom) 5 This article is also known as "The Bride of the Fairy Kingdom" 6 Copywriting September 23, 2021 ▲▲Completed article▲▲"Atypical Blood Clan Contract" Sweet pet raising article "The Mermaid Pretending to Become a Heartthrob" Cute pet vest article "Star Boy Survival Manual" Invincible wife-loving article▲▲Pre-collected article▲▲"I Became Famous After Dating an NPC Boyfriend [Holographic]" In his new life, An Yan did not pursue a big career. He spent every day playing games, fighting monsters, leveling up, raising pets, and being a law-abiding otaku. Because he knew that the online gaming industry would soon usher in a earth-shaking reform. The holographic online game came out of nowhere, and the official "Qiankun Sword Game" launched an event. As long as the player defeated the Demon King boss and obtained the Demon King's Heart, they would get a bonus of 100 million. Countless players flocked to it, and game accounts were hard to come by. After the relaunch of Qiankun Sword Game, veteran players received generous rewards from the system. While others received top-tier equipment, An Yan received a—an NPC boyfriend? The old fans in the livestreaming room were all sending “hahahahahahahaha” comments in the comments… An Yan blushed as she began livestreaming her gaming sessions with her NPC boyfriend. He killed monsters, and his NPC boyfriend shared experience. He cleared dungeons, and his NPC boyfriend served as his personal assistant. He pushed bosses, and his NPC boyfriend picked up gear. He enchanted gear, and his NPC boyfriend gave him luck points. Suddenly, she felt like having a virtual boyfriend wasn’t bad either. ————

[Yandere x Possessive | Angst + Satisfaction | Two powerful bosses battling it out in full drama mode]

[System: Reminder to Host Yu Tang—The main gods in every world are extremely powerful and cannot be shaken!]

A CEO who controls the lifeblood of the economy:

“Heh, you really think you can escape the palm of my hand?”

Yu Tang:

“Oh, really? Stage IV stomach cancer. Guess I’ll be dying first.”

A war hero and star of the Federation:

“You’re nothing but my plaything. Be good, stay by my side!”

Yu Tang:

“Sorry, I have a severe heart condition. My bad.”

[System: shivering in fear.jpg]

[Conan Fanfiction + Two Strong Male Protagonists + Gin X Original Male Protagonist + Partial Relief]

The title of Little Doctor is the fault of the book test. The original name is "A Leisure Vacation in the World of Science" and it is not a novel about a beautiful wife.

With work temporarily on hold, Mu Rong, an employee of the Time Travel Bureau, wins a chance to take a vacation to a science-themed world. She thought it would be an ordinary, relaxing vacation, but unexpectedly, a few unexpected circumstances turned it into something extraordinary...

Good news 1: There are no mandatory tasks, and side quests are optional.

Bad news 1: There is a hidden mandatory task - the world is extremely fragile, and he has to run away even if the world collapses. The premise for maintaining the stability of the world is that the plot cannot change drastically.

Conclusion 1: You can be lazy, but you can’t be wasteful.

Bad news 2: I almost got smashed when I landed and drowned.

Good news 2: He was rescued by the police academy team who were destined to die young.

Conclusion 2: You have to repay the favor you owe...

Good news 3: I've found the hardworking Gin and become his lover. The two of them are in love, in love, and understand each other. They know each other well and are inseparable...

Bad News 3: It is a bit difficult to achieve the achievement of living together, and it requires a huge amount of points to take Gin away.

Conclusion 3: You still have to work hard to earn points!

Highlight 1: This is a new author, the beginning is not very good, there are too many settings, if you don't like it, you can quickly skip it. Gin appears in Chapter 11.

Highlight 2: The writing style is long-winded, and the CP's early emotional development is rather obscure. Those who don't like this should be careful when clicking.

Highlight 3: The original and the original are interspersed, mainly based on animation. The original cases are limited to the author's IQ, please do not delve into them

The introduction is a minefield and a disclaimer. I will fight back against those who maliciously give bad reviews, such as swearing.

Luo Xun had survived ten years of the zombie apocalypse—not by becoming a badass warrior, but by doing what any true otaku would: hoarding supplies, avoiding people, and absolutely refusing to eat canned peaches.

Then he dies. But instead of staying dead, he respawns three months before the apocalypse begins. Armed with a decade’s worth of doomsday knowledge (and anime logic), Luo Xun sets out to prepare for the end of the world—otaku style.

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His plan: Buy all the instant noodles. Stockpile solar-powered gadgets. Build the ultimate apocalypse man cave. Avoid drama.

But in reality: He ends up rescuing a gorgeous architect named Yan Fei, who looks like he should be sipping lattes in a Paris café, not laying bricks and hoisting steel beams like a tank in tight jeans. Luo Xun’s reaction?

[“He’s too pretty. He must be useless. Definitely can’t cook.”]

Spoiler: Yan Fei *can* cook. And flirt. And install solar panels.

Together, the two build the chillest stronghold in the zombie world, complete with hydroponic gardens, renewable energy, and occasional relationship bickering that sounds like:

[“You bought *another* solar oven? Where will we even put it?”

“Next to the anime figures. Priorities, okay?”]

Despite the horror setting, this novel delivers deadpan humor, wholesome survival strategies, and a romance so domestic it could be sponsored by IKEA. It's the apocalypse—but make it cozy.

Alternative Title:

The Reborn Otaku’s Code of Practice for the Apocalypse