In a certain year, certain month, and certain day, my sister suddenly said: “I want to be a star.”
Qin Ze calmly said: “Sister, you want to be beaten to death by your father, I have no objection.”
My sister righteously said: “Qin Ze, my sister has taken care of you for so many years, you must remember this pot.”
This is the story of a sister who keeps cheating her younger brother.
Qin Ze: “Damn, fortunately I have a system”
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Are college graduates struggling to find jobs? Fired because they can't roll with the punches? Gu Ran, who's been hooked on the "male god cultivation" game, expresses his desire for self-improvement and freedom. As long as he continuously improves his image, skills, social connections, and asset management, he'll be rewarded with assets, skills, and talent. From then on, Gu Ran focused on self-improvement and management, while wealth, beauty, and status poured in... Gu Ran: "I'm just cultivating male gods, what are you all crawling on the ground for?" (Light on business, heavy on daily life, with many female protagonists, not the kind of pretentious, face-slapping, and rich-hearted novel)
When artists no longer rely on carefully polished works to speak for themselves, when traffic packaged in lies becomes popular, when capital tries to use assembly lines to copy garbage and feed it to the audience...
Entertainment dies in prosperity.
Su Zhe traveled to a parallel world and became a stubborn idol who stuck to his heart but was hacked to the point of withdrawing from the industry.
He first made an extreme comeback on the desert island survival variety show, and then——
Music variety, outdoor variety, slow variety; folk songs, pop, rock; modern drama, ancient puppets; kung fu, superhero;...
Variety shows, songs and movies, all three paths, he must rely on his works to become a superstar!
Attention, viewers, when Su Zhe comes, there will be peace in the circle, and Qingtian is coming!
Also known as "Global Superstar Live Broadcast on a Desert Island".
Note 1: This is a new book for a newbie, and without any reader base, the retention rate for the first ten chapters of Big Data is over 80%. It is worth reading, and you won’t be disappointed 80% of the time.
Note 2: Don’t complain about the title of the book, I was deceived by others.
Boss Yang: "I'm willing to play the female lead for Lin Qixian free of charge, helping him carry on the legacy of Cao Cao." Liu Sisi: "Upstairs, I was here first!" Liu Tianxian: "You give me the role, and I'll repay you with my body, isn't that too much to ask?" Netizen: "Lin, you old dog, the hatred for stealing my wife is irreconcilable, why aren't you making a movie yet?!"... Lin Qixian transmigrates to a parallel world, becoming a senior student in the directing department of Beijing Film Academy. He awakens a top-tier special effects production system! What? There's no concept of special effects blockbusters here? What? Hollywood in this world only makes cheap special effects? Fine, I'll start with an "Iron Man" movie to open up the audience's eyes.
[Game Development] [System] [Anti-Trope]
Exclusive Interview
Reporter: “President Mei, your latest game has once again gone explosively viral. Could you share with us the original inspiration behind making this game?”
Mei Caiyi, wearing a pained expression: “You might not believe this, but I actually have a system—every time the company loses money, I personally make a huge profit. So, the whole reason I made this game was to lose money. Same with the last one. And the one before that. All of them.”
Reporter: “Hahaha! President Mei, you’re truly hilarious. I understand now—you’re not in this for the money. You’re just sincerely making heartfelt, high-quality games for the players.”
He really wanted to say: “Understand my ass.”
How was he supposed to know all those games would blow up?
Now they call him things like “visionary,” “marketing genius,” “game development prodigy”—as if they weren’t just slandering him!
“Arbitrary Town”—a construction game with no gameplay, just mindless clicking.
“TombForce”—the protagonist is male, and all the enemies have bizarre, ridiculous designs.
“Cry”—deliberately made to provoke flame wars.
“Conscience-Free Game Platform”—created solely to deter people from registering.
“Escape”—designed to scare players so badly they wouldn’t want to buy it.
…He’s even gone online more than once begging for help: “Willing to pay handsomely for a large-scale, logically sound game idea that’s guaranteed to lose a ton of money!”
After the college entrance examination, Qian Quan was about to confess his feelings to his goddess, but he watched helplessly as she was snatched away by his rich classmate.
At this moment, he awakened the "Like father, like son" system.
[Ding! The system has detected that your father has received a 3,000 yuan reward. You are hereby awarded 30,000 yuan!]
[Ding! The system has detected that your father is practicing Wing Chun. You are hereby awarded the Grandmaster-level Wing Chun!]
[Ding! The system detected that your father made a game-winning shot in the school basketball game. You are rewarded with professional-level basketball skills!]
...
Huh?
Dad, please try a little harder! It's better to push yourself than to push the kids!
Hu Feng traveled to a parallel world, watched a rubbish martial arts movie, posted a bad review, and was subjected to crazy online violence.
[You piece of shit, do you dare to slander my brother?]
[I advise you to be a good person. After all, it was someone else's hard-earned film. What right do you have to slander them?]
[I think your parents and sister all look quite human, why don't you do human things? ]
Just when he was so angry that he was about to call the police, the system came.
[The host has been detected to be facing a large amount of abuse, slander, and personal attacks. The tireless system of taunting has been activated! ]
[The martial arts film "Swordsman" project has started! ]
[Congratulations to the host for receiving the filming manual for the movie "Swordsman"]
[From now on, all comments, messages, and phone calls that insult, slander, or attack you and your family will be turned into your startup capital, 10,000 per message, and the amount will be settled in three days!]
[From now on, all comments, voice messages, and phone calls that insult, slander, or attack you and your family will be recorded by the system. If the movie reaches number one during its release, we will launch a counterattack! You can choose from 1,000 methods to counterattack, including deducting 100 yuan from the opponent, making them eat a green-headed fly, and making them pull their pants pockets!]
Hu Feng slapped his thigh and said, "Okay!"
He immediately started the live broadcast!
"This movie is shit! Come argue!"
"I'll stay online for seven days and fight you!"
"Whoever is a coward is a dog!"
One year later.
"Director Hu, stop arguing. No one is investing in our movie anymore!"
"It doesn't matter, I can spray it myself!"
Tall, handsome and in great shape.
It is also good to have rich kidneys when you are young.
He has a humorous and elegant manner of conversation.
Versatile and flirtatious.
Show off at the critical moment.
Spiritual pursuit is essential.
This is called the Hexagonal God
Su Mo had a dream, and from then on he was on the road to becoming a male god.
As a top figure in the entertainment industry, Xiao Ran casually posted a Weibo post on his 20th birthday, and it instantly shot to the top of the internet's popularity rankings!
Seven of the top ten hot searches are related to him.
The reason why he was able to achieve so much success at such a young age.
There is no other reason.
Simply because he is here on this day.
The house collapsed!
"Super Plus enjoy!"
"Warmly congratulate another male star in the entertainment industry who has lost his house!"
“Teacher Wang Feng’s 29th headline-making failure!”
"Now there are only a few ways to rescue Xiao Ran from the whirlpool of public opinion and win the understanding of netizens across the country. 1. Lead the national football team to the World Cup and win the championship! 2. Liberate Taiwan, 3. Create a 2nm lithography machine, 4. Prove that Li Man guesses!”
...
Xiao Ran, who had just traveled through time, looked at the system that had just arrived and fell into deep thought, "Prove the Riemann Hypothesis... it's not impossible!"
[Campus entertainment single heroine, easy to complain about daily articles]
Pu Tong, a 18th-tier starlet, traveled through time and became a student. He was used to the entertainment industry's depths, and decided to stay away from it and study hard.
What? The original person was selected by a variety show and became an amateur student?
What the hell, a citizen’s daughter is sitting at the same table with him?
Why was I secretly photographed singing "My Deskmate" by myself?
This is not written for my deskmates, don’t get me wrong! I really don't have a crush on her.
…
Later, as a top student, Pu Tong did not choose drama and film schools, but quietly went to Beijing University...
Sorry fans, I really just want to study hard!
(The author is a dead nerd, his world view is more two-dimensional, and he doesn’t like to lightly criticize)