In a certain year, certain month, and certain day, my sister suddenly said: “I want to be a star.”

Qin Ze calmly said: “Sister, you want to be beaten to death by your father, I have no objection.”

My sister righteously said: “Qin Ze, my sister has taken care of you for so many years, you must remember this pot.”

This is the story of a sister who keeps cheating her younger brother.

Qin Ze: “Damn, fortunately I have a system”

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Qin Yang, who married a police officer, unexpectedly awakened the Part-Time King System.

Qin Yang only needs to complete the part-time missions issued by the system to receive random rewards.

The rewards include but are not limited to money, skills, equipment, and attributes.

Qin Yang originally thought he could get rich and reach the pinnacle of life by relying on the part-time system.

But he quickly realized something was wrong.

Why are the missions the system gives always related to criminal cases?

While delivering a package, he gets into a fierce gunfight with a robber;

While working on a construction site, a female corpse is found in the cement...

Police Station Chief: One or two times is a coincidence, but are all these times coincidences?

Netizens: How come the streamer is always at the crime scene? He must have done something wrong. We suggest a thorough investigation!

Police Officer Wife: Hey, follow me inside!

Qin Yang was also dumbfounded.

The shitty missions issued by the system, what do they have to do with me!

Ye Chang'an, whose life was once saved by a Police officer, was determined to become a Police officer.

On his first day of work.

Just as Ye Chang'an arrived at the Police Station, a voice rang out in his mind.

[Ding! Criminal System successfully bound.]

[As a professional criminal, you must be prepared before taking action.]

[Choosing to commit a crime at a time when Police Force is weak can reduce the risk of being arrested.]

[Mission: Please investigate the detailed duty roster of the Police officers at the Tangwu County Police Station.]

Before Ye Chang'an could even react, the Police Chief introduced the station's duty schedule to the newly-hired him.

[Ding! Mission over-fulfilled, and did not arouse any suspicion from the Police.]

[Your ability is quite remarkable!]

[Rating: SSS]

[Super Reward is being issued...]

Ye Chang'an: ?

...

[Criminal Points +1000]

[Host is currently ranked 500th on the Criminal Leaderboard.]

Criminal X: This guy's Criminal Points have been increasing so fast lately. We can contact him for a collaboration.

...

One day.

Ye Chang'an, who was working at the Public Security Bureau, received a message.

"Interested in a collaboration for a perfect crime?"

Looking at the table full of medals of honor, Ye Chang'an laughed out loud.

On this day, the police center received a call:

"If I take home the latest version of the photolithography machine manufacturing instructions from Windmill Country, is it a crime?"

The operator thought it was a prank and ignored it.

But the next day, the National Academy of Science and Technology received a mysterious email. The content of the email was the detailed manufacturing instructions for the new version of Windmill China's lithography machine.

All the academicians were stunned.

A few days later, the police center received another call:

"If I accidentally bring home the cultural relics from the Kotaka-chan Country Museum, I won't be regarded as an cultural relic dealer, right?"

The operator thought he was playing a prank, but this time, he replied:

"If you really take the cultural relics home, then you will be my god!"

As a result, the next day, Kotaka-chan Country announced that the museum was stolen last night and precious cultural relics were stolen.

Half a month later, the police center received another mysterious call:

"Ahem, if I accidentally get the nuclear weapons manufacturing book and two warheads from an ugly country, will I be regarded as an arms dealer?"

This time, the operator did not answer directly, but solemnly said after receiving approval:

"Do I need to send an aircraft carrier to escort you back home? My respected God!"

Easy, entertaining and funny story: all-round artist + funny + many women + variety show + face slapping + singing + acting...

Zhong Mo just traveled to Blue Star and was participating in the variety show "Star Career Challenge", but he was facing a hell mode where he could be beaten at any time.

Fresh meat? Sissy? Can't sing or dance?

The entertainment supreme macho system teaches you how to be a man in minutes.

"Ding, host strength +200!"

"Ding, host gets two titanium alloy kidneys!"

"Ding, host gets 8% of Jiali Company's shares!"

"Ding, host gets a marriage contract!"

...

Zhong Mo looked at the five beautiful fiancées in front of him, all of whom were popular in the entertainment industry, and cried to his cousin Da Mimi in the distance: "I am kind, but the system insists on arranging marriages."

Out of sheer pride, Chen Yu would rather be a deadbeat for over twenty years than return home to be a rich young master!

It wasn't until his ex-girlfriend dumped him that he finally woke up, pulled himself together, and vowed never to be a loser again!

He originally planned to just drift along with his good buddy Li Fan, who had become an outstanding and successful youth—

But unexpectedly, a twist of fate caused him to awaken a heaven-defying system.

He got turned on at the sight of a seductive diva he fell in love with at first glance—

She misunderstood something his bro said and threw herself into Chen Yu’s arms on her own.

Chen Yu: "I mean... you’re this pretty, and you show up asking for favors in private... I’m kinda finding it hard to say no!"

What?! The sexy and seductive CEO bestie of the diva also fits the profile of a money-farming tool?

Why is the favorability of that goblin-like streamer girl rising so fast?!

That top-tier agent who manipulated his ex into breaking up with him now wants to apply as his secretary, crushed by real life? Should he reject or get revenge?

And that famous pure and innocent actress—turns out she's secretly a little green tea girl who calls him “Big Brother” all day?

Damn system, stop with this nonsense!

Brother Hao said it best: I just want to make money! Build an empire! And flex online now and then.

[School plagiarism + lighthearted slice-of-life]

“You’re failing math, physics, and chemistry. You won’t get into college like that. Look at that kid next door, Gu Lu. He’s been smart since he was little. He’s also bad at those subjects, yet he still got into Peking University. They say he got a guaranteed spot through something called the 'North Cultivation Cup.' Why don’t you give it a try?”

“Mom, Gu Lu is a famous author! He wrote bestsellers like Flatland, The Convenience Store of Solace, The Human Chair… I’m just a regular rich, handsome guy. How can I possibly compare to him?!”

[Game Development] [System] [Anti-Trope]

Exclusive Interview

Reporter: “President Mei, your latest game has once again gone explosively viral. Could you share with us the original inspiration behind making this game?”

Mei Caiyi, wearing a pained expression: “You might not believe this, but I actually have a system—every time the company loses money, I personally make a huge profit. So, the whole reason I made this game was to lose money. Same with the last one. And the one before that. All of them.”

Reporter: “Hahaha! President Mei, you’re truly hilarious. I understand now—you’re not in this for the money. You’re just sincerely making heartfelt, high-quality games for the players.”

He really wanted to say: “Understand my ass.”

How was he supposed to know all those games would blow up?

Now they call him things like “visionary,” “marketing genius,” “game development prodigy”—as if they weren’t just slandering him!

“Arbitrary Town”—a construction game with no gameplay, just mindless clicking.

“TombForce”—the protagonist is male, and all the enemies have bizarre, ridiculous designs.

“Cry”—deliberately made to provoke flame wars.

“Conscience-Free Game Platform”—created solely to deter people from registering.

“Escape”—designed to scare players so badly they wouldn’t want to buy it.

…He’s even gone online more than once begging for help: “Willing to pay handsomely for a large-scale, logically sound game idea that’s guaranteed to lose a ton of money!”