[School plagiarism + lighthearted slice-of-life]

“You’re failing math, physics, and chemistry. You won’t get into college like that. Look at that kid next door, Gu Lu. He’s been smart since he was little. He’s also bad at those subjects, yet he still got into Peking University. They say he got a guaranteed spot through something called the 'North Cultivation Cup.' Why don’t you give it a try?”

“Mom, Gu Lu is a famous author! He wrote bestsellers like Flatland, The Convenience Store of Solace, The Human Chair… I’m just a regular rich, handsome guy. How can I possibly compare to him?!”

[Funny + passionate and refreshing story + not a saint + system + monsters + decisive killing] Chu Yunxuan traveled to the Blue Planet where the whole nation was awakening and monsters were rampant just because he scanned the QR code of a winning instant noodle card.

Here, the demon clan has twelve demon temples, and the twelve demon gods can reach the sky with their hands.

There are eight demon realms and eight demon gods dominate each other.

The human race is in danger.

Didn't get into the Warrior University? Could only be content to be an ordinary person? Become a loser?

Everyone is laughing, the school beauty broke up?

Sorry, I have awakened the [Infinite System], and a new system can be randomly unlocked every week.

Sometimes there is even a new system every day, enjoying the endless bombardment of new systems.

And you can get high rewards by completing system tasks.

"Ding... Congratulations on opening the [System for Winning Evenly Against Everyone]."

"Ding... Congratulations on activating the [Infinite Ultimate Move System]."

"Ding... Congratulations on activating the [Defeater System]."

"Ding... Congratulations on activating the [Goddess Summoning System]."

“……”

Not long after, while his fellow warriors were still attending Warrior University, Chu Yunxuan had already made the news.

"What? That loser killed a god?"

"No... He has already killed a god before we even graduated?"

"What? He also hooked up with the demon god from one of the Twelve Demon God Temples?"

“……”

Soon, Chu Yunxuan stood at the top of high martial arts and faced the questions from reporters.

Reporter: "Excuse me, Master Xuan, how do you feel about standing on the top of Blue Star?"

Chu Yunxuan shrugged helplessly and said, "Quick pass, very calm."

When the game merges with reality, humans enter the era of job transfer.

Monsters are rampant, various secret dungeons emerge one after another, and opportunities are hidden in risks. Only by constantly becoming stronger can you reach the top of the world.

Muchen, who traveled through time, changed his job to become a hidden professional necromancer of all categories. His powerful ability allowed him to form an undead army.

Others are still struggling to find teammates.

Muchen: Undead army, charge!

Looking at the dense skeleton army, not only the monsters, but even the big guys of humans are numb. Is it too late to hug their thighs now?

Kill the world boss, all attributes +2.7 million

Killing a 17th-level star, 999.8 billion attribute points...

Kill the wild wolf, trigger talent, wisdom +36 points

In a world of universal awakening, 18-year-old Lin Feng, with his reluctance to mediocrity in his previous life, activates the talent of "Infinite Plunder" - he can absorb the original energy of any creature after death and turn it into permanent attribute points!

While others were still struggling for F-level talents, he started with S-level talents, and was promoted to god-level with the blessing of the system. He madly harvested attributes in the nightmare copy of the "Unparalleled" world, hunted monsters across levels with the mage profession, and even regarded the Silver Moon Wolf King as a stepping stone for his growth.

At the same time, the school's number one genius, Jiang Yuejiao, competes strongly with her S-level talent "Frost Heart". The battle for the first clear of the dungeon between two S-level geniuses, the game for admission to the Divine Beast Academy, and the catastrophe of monsters invading the real world will all become a prelude to Lin Feng's promotion to godhood!

Lin Qingsong, a senior agent who has been mixing in the modeling circle for two and a half years, unexpectedly obtained a daily intelligence system.

While other peers were stressed over their performance, Lin Qingsong stayed silent, only opening the intelligence system continuously.

[Today's Intelligence: Under the rooftop garden of Hongji Building, there is a Tiffany raindrop necklace, platinum set with sapphire and diamond (original price 127,000 yuan, lowest secondhand price on the market 50,000 yuan)]

[Today's Intelligence: Shuxiang Road Tianlu SPA has a promotional event today—spend 1,000 yuan to get a chance to smash a golden egg at the entrance (the fourth golden egg from the left in the third row contains a reward of a three-day trip to Sanya City, Nanhai Province, redeemable for 30,000 yuan)]

[Today's Intelligence: Freshman He Yu is in debt to the tune of 100,000 yuan in online loans due to peer pressure, recently receiving many collection calls, and the loan platform is threatening to come to her home to collect since she hasn’t repaid a cent.]

[Today's Intelligence: Shen Xingyu, founder of a rising fitness equipment brand, will work out before 7 a.m. today at Jiniao Gym Jincai Branch. (Note: The company is currently seeking several models for a commercial shoot.)]

...

At first, Lin Qingsong just wanted to live a comfortable life with moderate wealth.

Relying on the daily updated intelligence, Lin Qingsong not only easily completed monthly performance goals but also acquired his own company.

Looking at the many social butterflies around him, he quietly abandoned his previous wish for moderate comfort.

I do have the conditions; a taste of modest wealth is enough, but afterwards, I must pursue great wealth and high status!

[Game Development] [System] [Anti-Trope]

Exclusive Interview

Reporter: “President Mei, your latest game has once again gone explosively viral. Could you share with us the original inspiration behind making this game?”

Mei Caiyi, wearing a pained expression: “You might not believe this, but I actually have a system—every time the company loses money, I personally make a huge profit. So, the whole reason I made this game was to lose money. Same with the last one. And the one before that. All of them.”

Reporter: “Hahaha! President Mei, you’re truly hilarious. I understand now—you’re not in this for the money. You’re just sincerely making heartfelt, high-quality games for the players.”

He really wanted to say: “Understand my ass.”

How was he supposed to know all those games would blow up?

Now they call him things like “visionary,” “marketing genius,” “game development prodigy”—as if they weren’t just slandering him!

“Arbitrary Town”—a construction game with no gameplay, just mindless clicking.

“TombForce”—the protagonist is male, and all the enemies have bizarre, ridiculous designs.

“Cry”—deliberately made to provoke flame wars.

“Conscience-Free Game Platform”—created solely to deter people from registering.

“Escape”—designed to scare players so badly they wouldn’t want to buy it.

…He’s even gone online more than once begging for help: “Willing to pay handsomely for a large-scale, logically sound game idea that’s guaranteed to lose a ton of money!”

In 2008, Jing Xiuran's dream of becoming a director is about to be shattered, and a superstar development system drops from the sky!

You can get various rewards by completing system tasks!

[Ding! Newbie gift pack is distributed! Appearance is improved to the human limit of 100 points! ]

[Ding! Obtained the S-level parallel time and space golden song "This Life Will Never Change"! ]

[Ding! Obtained the S-level parallel time and space golden song "Preference"! ]

With his stunning looks and two hit songs, he had a direct conversation with the CEO of top entertainment company Tangren!

The role in the future phenomenal hit drama "Chinese Paladin III" has been secured!

A god-level album is born!

Direct the movie "Those Years" personally!

Holding the script of the future, your looks overwhelm everyone!

From today on, the rules of the entertainment industry will be rewritten by me, Jing Xiuran!

Martial arts are revived, ferocious beasts are rampant, all races are invading, and they are competing with the human race!

The young boy Su Hong awakens the system, and his initial talent is unparalleled.

C-level martial arts, one second to get started, two seconds to master, three seconds to perfect!

SSS-level martial arts, get started in one day, master in seven days, and achieve perfection in one month!

Not only that, as long as you defeat the enemy, you can gain martial arts points.

By consuming martial arts points, you can increase your qi and blood, strengthen your bones, and build a divine body.

Martial arts value -1000, Qi and blood increased, entering the realm of warrior!

Martial arts value -100000000, achieve a divine body, and fight against the ultimate imperial soldier!

Thus, Su Hong began to rise and dominate the world!

Tianjiao: "Why did he learn my martial arts during a fight? He even uses it more skillfully than me!"

Monster: "No, you can learn my martial arts just by looking at me. Why should I fight?"

The Great Emperor of Ten Thousand Races: "I have painstakingly studied for countless years to create the Great Emperor's unique skills. He has mastered them after ten rounds of fighting!"

I met a weird girl on a blind date. She brought 40 people to a big restaurant!

The meal cost more than 40,000 yuan...

Chen Hao felt a headache when he saw the bill...

Ding!

The infinite selection system was activated successfully! !

Option A: Pay the bill (no reward!)

Option B: Escape (reward 100 million!)

Chen Hao: "Waiter, bring me two Huazi..."

Three minutes later, Chen Hao carried two Huazi, humming a little song, and slipped out of the hotel through the back door

Lu Qing'an proved his truth through killing. After becoming invincible, he got tired of the endless killing and began to want to live a stable life. So he left the Demon Realm, concealed his identity as the Demon Emperor, and became a Taoist couple with his beloved woman.

A thousand years later, he had two daughters and one son, and lived a happy life.

Even though he had a divorce system that said that as long as he divorced his wife, his cultivation would increase a million times, he ignored it.

In his words, he is already invincible, and it is useless even if he is a million times stronger.

Until one day, he suddenly learned from his little daughter that his wife had asked the child without telling him who the child would live with after they divorced.

It was also from this moment that he realized that his wife had been secretly planning to leave him.

So, on the day his wife became emperor, he was divorced in public, but seeing his wife's determined look to become stronger, he fulfilled her wish.

He had no choice but to accept the million-fold improvement in his cultivation level, and returned to the Demon Realm with his two daughters. He worked hard to train his daughters, and in just a few years, he trained them both to become empresses.

On the day his daughter became emperor, a dishevelled woman came before him...

(I regret this, don’t read if you don’t like it! I also play with some abstraction!)