After traveling through a parallel universe, Chu Xuan became an obscure young idol.

He landed on the show "Country Love Battle" thanks to his girlfriend, Reba.

The production team originally considered Chu Xuan a filler.

But they didn't expect this innocent young man to turn out to be so sharp-tongued!

A true lyrical twitch!

Not only did he speak the truth, but every word was also incredibly devastating!

"Master Huachen Yu, what's with all that babbling? Have you been taking on so much free work lately? Doing rituals every day?"

"Zhang Han, Huang Xiaoming, the two of you together is like PetroChina and Sinopec, a showdown between the two oil giants!"

"Huang Lei, can you keep the shit out of this dish? Are you planning on launching Project Bean 2.0 and sending everyone off?"

"Liu Kaiwei, you have kidney deficiency, how did Mimi get pregnant?"

The show was immediately...

After transmigrating, Luo Chuan became a casualty of the summoning class. The Holy City declared him a walking calamity, the world would perish because of him. They were right. His first summoning tore the sky apart, and a hundred-kilometer-long emerald dragon burst forth, its name Rayquaza. "What are you all babbling about? Go talk to my Rayquaza!" From that moment on, the world's atmosphere completely veered off course. A totem like the Serpent can protect a city? My Rayquaza soars through the stratosphere, its breath obliterating meteorites, and you call the Serpent a totem? The Old King's undead army can flood the earth? I summon Groudon with the Precipice Blade, and it cleaves the continents, and you tell me about the undead?

Out of sheer pride, Chen Yu would rather be a deadbeat for over twenty years than return home to be a rich young master!

It wasn't until his ex-girlfriend dumped him that he finally woke up, pulled himself together, and vowed never to be a loser again!

He originally planned to just drift along with his good buddy Li Fan, who had become an outstanding and successful youth—

But unexpectedly, a twist of fate caused him to awaken a heaven-defying system.

He got turned on at the sight of a seductive diva he fell in love with at first glance—

She misunderstood something his bro said and threw herself into Chen Yu’s arms on her own.

Chen Yu: "I mean... you’re this pretty, and you show up asking for favors in private... I’m kinda finding it hard to say no!"

What?! The sexy and seductive CEO bestie of the diva also fits the profile of a money-farming tool?

Why is the favorability of that goblin-like streamer girl rising so fast?!

That top-tier agent who manipulated his ex into breaking up with him now wants to apply as his secretary, crushed by real life? Should he reject or get revenge?

And that famous pure and innocent actress—turns out she's secretly a little green tea girl who calls him “Big Brother” all day?

Damn system, stop with this nonsense!

Brother Hao said it best: I just want to make money! Build an empire! And flex online now and then.

"Dog food daily + single female protagonist + system + parenting encyclopedia + all-round"

Su Yang was cheated on, and Song Jianing, the famous campus beauty goddess of Shanghai University, came to him and claimed that she gave birth to quintuplets for him!

It turned out that Su Yang and Song Jianing had sex accidentally at a birthday party in a bar last year.

Faced with the five little gold-eating beasts, Su Yang was very panicked.

But the system told him to stay calm!

"Ding, the Super Dad System is online!"

"Name the babies and get a top-of-the-line Xiaomi Yu7 as a reward!"

"Hold the baby and get a 500 yuan reward!"

"Be responsible for Song Jianing and be rewarded with a super luxurious mansion in the Magic City!"

…

In this way, Su Yang unknowingly reached the peak of his life while taking care of his children!

During a livestream, a fan asked, “Can you fix a tank?” Wei Xiu thought they meant a Tank 300 and agreed without hesitation. Little did he expect that the fan would bring a completely wrecked Type 59 tank...

From then on, the requests from clients became increasingly absurd:

The Air Force said, “My stealth fighter is broken, can you repaint it?”

The Navy said, “My aircraft carrier is rusted, can you restore it without any trace?”

The Ministry of Science and Technology said, “My photolithography machine is missing a screw, can you fix it?”

Though Wei Xiu grumbled and complained, he met all the customers’ demands, thinking no client could be more outrageous than these.

Until one day, someone claiming to be from the 749 Bureau showed up at his door:

“Hello, our National Defense Array is missing a corner, can you fix it?”

On this day, the police center received a call:

"If I take home the latest version of the photolithography machine manufacturing instructions from Windmill Country, is it a crime?"

The operator thought it was a prank and ignored it.

But the next day, the National Academy of Science and Technology received a mysterious email. The content of the email was the detailed manufacturing instructions for the new version of Windmill China's lithography machine.

All the academicians were stunned.

A few days later, the police center received another call:

"If I accidentally bring home the cultural relics from the Kotaka-chan Country Museum, I won't be regarded as an cultural relic dealer, right?"

The operator thought he was playing a prank, but this time, he replied:

"If you really take the cultural relics home, then you will be my god!"

As a result, the next day, Kotaka-chan Country announced that the museum was stolen last night and precious cultural relics were stolen.

Half a month later, the police center received another mysterious call:

"Ahem, if I accidentally get the nuclear weapons manufacturing book and two warheads from an ugly country, will I be regarded as an arms dealer?"

This time, the operator did not answer directly, but solemnly said after receiving approval:

"Do I need to send an aircraft carrier to escort you back home? My respected God!"

Inside the Terran Federation, in a game livestream room. "Okay, everyone, this environmental game experience ends here. 6 points passed. Planting potatoes is quite interesting and fits the theme of humanity and nature. Let's move on to the next environmental game... eh?" "Nuclear leak? Interesting. It's called... Chernobyl?" "So far, it looks like a plot about an energy station explosion. The streamer seems to be in a team. His clothes are a bit heavy, so he seems to be on a mission." "The mobilization has begun. Let's follow the team to see..." the streamer muttered, walking inside with the crowd in his extremely stuffy clothes. A few days later, in a game forum... "How do we deal with the nuclear leak into the groundwater?" "The higher-ups said there's only 2,000 roentgens. Why does my gear, which has a maximum of 5,000 roentgen, break the moment I enter?" "Strategy group..."

[System + High-level Martial Arts + No Female Lead + Group Portrait + Cultivation Stream + Entry]

Kong Xuan traveled through a foreign world invaded by all races and awakened a "peerless career system".

As long as you train students, you can receive life rewards and martial arts skills.

Just when Kong Xuan thought that this wave was stable and he could relax and relax, he drew a career direction and got a "security guard".

Looking at the eldest disciple in front of him who had the title of "Future Martial Emperor", Kong Xuan spoke earnestly.

"The security guards are not guarding ordinary gates, they are guarding the gates of homes, city gates, and even the national gates!"

The second disciple who possesses the "Divine Mind Domination" entry obtained the "Unlocking" skill.

Kong Xuan said seriously: "Unlocking is not limited to physical locks. Bottlenecks, genes, and even the boundaries of life and death can all be locks!"

…

Until all races come again and the mountains and rivers are shattered!

A tall and strong man stood in front of the national gate and killed the invading enemy with one punch, shocking the world!

"The teacher once said I was a security guard, so I am the security guard of the human race, protecting the safety of the human race!"

A thought from a peerless woman can annihilate all races and bring the dead back to life!

"My teacher once said I was a locksmith, so I will open locks for the human race. Life and death are also locks!"

【Entertainment+Blind Man+School Beauty+Entertainment+Face Slap+10086】

My name is Chen An. I am a blind man. To be more precise, I am a blind man who endures the system's outrageous sign-in locations again and again in order to restore my sight.

But fortunately, there is a female Bodhisattva who has always been with me...

My name is Luo Shiyu, and I am a school beauty. I pushed a blind man down, and a sea of guilt overwhelmed me, so I decided that in order to compensate him, I would marry him.

However, this blind man's pledge of love seems a bit outrageous.

He sang at the intersection and his song "You Are My Eyes" made the whole Internet cry.

When participating in the Star of Tomorrow, Yang Mi got her entire face wet on the spot.

The poem "Blue and White Porcelain" was directly written into the textbook, ushering in a new era of national style trends.

One classic song after another made Chen An gradually ascend to the throne of the king of the country.

But he himself seemed a little unconvinced.

"Don't come over here. How can you team up to trick a blind man?"

I met a weird girl on a blind date. She brought 40 people to a big restaurant!

The meal cost more than 40,000 yuan...

Chen Hao felt a headache when he saw the bill...

Ding!

The infinite selection system was activated successfully! !

Option A: Pay the bill (no reward!)

Option B: Escape (reward 100 million!)

Chen Hao: "Waiter, bring me two Huazi..."

Three minutes later, Chen Hao carried two Huazi, humming a little song, and slipped out of the hotel through the back door