[Hodgepodge world view], [pseudo dnd], [fun]

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"All the spells I developed and improved are out of the exploration of truth and the pursuit of science. You should not slander a simple scholar like me."

In the first year of the Third Era, Jia Xiu, the greatest spellcaster in history, the inventor of more than 10,000 spells, and the sorcerer known as the forbidden spell maker, answered like this when facing the accusation of genocide.

"Why does the infinite healing spell make the target's whole body get cancer? Just tell me if the cancer tumor is healing infinitely!"

"The absolute protection spell blocks the air and causes suffocation? Heaven and earth are conscientious, air is very dangerous, of course it must be blocked, I have sufficient evidence to prove that anyone who breathes the air will die."

"The little boy's summoning spell destroyed the Demon King's City, and the radiation produced made it uninhabitable for 30 years. Well, this, uh... I am the extermination of the demon race, how about it! I say I am innocent, whoever agrees, whoever opposes!"

Strange talk, a strange thing that uses cognition as food, information as weapon, and information as currency. They are neither living nor dead, existing in the lore of men, living in the shadows of the world.

"Does this mean that I will become a monster?"

In ancient times, they were worshiped as gods and powerful by faith.

"Then I am a god!"

In ancient times, they were regarded as feared by demons and fed on fear.

"I will become the master of ghost stories!"

But under the scouring of the torrent of the times, they gradually disappeared, leaving only paragraphs of text that were regarded as nonsense.

"It is my duty to recast the glory of ghost stories."

But you're not a weirdo, well, you're not human either.

"Well, it's considered a success if you become a monster."

Xu Qing woke up to find himself turned into a Zombie.

Zombies do not die; their life is endless, yet they suffer from the lack of a method to evolve and ascend!

Facing a chaotic era where ceremonies and music collapse, and demons and strange creatures emerge endlessly, Xu Qing chooses to remain under the radar and becomes the most inconspicuous Corpse Driver in the shadowy profession of corpse craftsman, earning various rewards by performing rites for the dead each day.

Be it folk arts, innumerable professions, or the nation's destiny and heaven's will, gods, ghosts, and the extraordinary, Xu Qing hides within a shop, mastering them all.

Watching clouds rise and fall, witnessing the dynasties change and old acquaintances fade; with eyes opening and closing, witnessing the vicissitudes of life, thousands upon thousands of years, my form remains unchanged, eventually becoming an eternal name among the immortals!

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[Alternative Longevity Stream, Folklore and Anomalies, Management Daily, Steady Cultivation]

God is dead and hell is empty.

Five times, six hearts.

Seven killed, eight sides to come.

Nine fears are destroyed, and there is nothing.

In a man's skin,

A red candle at night.

Be careful, there is no one in front.

Rebirth as the world's number one sect should have been a perfect start.

But Chu Xinghe found that his path of cultivation was a little different.

Can you be invincible in the world as long as you destroy your own sect?

It's not easy to build a world's number one sect, and it's not easy to destroy it?

Chu Xinghe found that it's really not easy.

He tried his best to destroy his own sect, but every time he made the sect stronger, what does it mean?

Countless years later, at the peak of martial arts, Chu Xinghe looked at the sect that was invincible in the world under his "efforts" and was speechless.

Someone asked him, what made you invincible all the way to today.

Chu Xinghe: "If I say I just want to destroy my own sect, do you believe it?"

Everyone bowed down, and there was no construction without destruction. It turned out that the thoughts of Emperor Haotian were not something that we mortals could understand.

[Daily Farming + Creative Path + Invincible Boss + Beast Pet + No Female Lead]

Qin Shou, who was suffering from organ failure, closed his eyes, kicked his legs, and opened his eyes again, only to find himself in a group of refugees fleeing famine in ancient times.

Good news: Rebirth

Bad news: Your body will remain the same as your previous life, with only half a year to live.

Good news: There are warriors in this world who possess extraordinary powers.

Bad news: My weak body cannot practice martial arts

Good news: Qin Shou found that his understanding was growing every moment.

Good wind helps me soar to the sky.

With the blessing of infinite enlightenment, Qin Shou created his own way based on the Taoist canon and Buddhist scriptures of his previous life and successfully extended his life.

I lived the leisurely farming life of my dreams, picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence and leisurely gazing at the southern mountains.

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Since when, the small Waner Village has become a forbidden area in the eyes of martial arts masters all over the world.

Thirty years ago, the apostate Saint of the Blood Lotus Sect disappeared in Qingshui County and reappeared, slaughtering the century-old sect that had been causing trouble.

A hundred years ago, the prince of Chu fled here. Ten years later, he successfully restored his country, created a prosperous era, and became a wise ruler.

Three hundred years ago, the invincible Dugu Jiujian went into the mountains to seek his way and disappeared. But now there is an old man guarding the ordinary farmyard.

Eight hundred years ago, the Demon Lord of the cholera world entered the world to dominate the world and wipe out the hidden masters, but he disappeared in the Baiyue Mountain area. Not long after, the world's largest sect disintegrated and turned into the dust of history.

The world goes on and on, for hundreds and thousands of years, and the world changes drastically, but only one person stands outside the chess game and watches indifferently.

Someone asked, are there immortals in the world?

Countless overlords who dominated an era had a figure in green clothes in their minds, who replied decisively, "There is an immortal."

On an ordinary day, the world jumped off a cliff, and a doomsday trial that would never stop began. The world version was updated crazily!

From the zombie outbreak in the first version to the global mutation, weird resurrection, mythical resurrection, the invasion of all races, and the advent of the abyss… Each version has unique opportunities and abilities. The invincible strong in the old version may become a weak bullied in the new version.

Before the version update, Li Xuan saw the inside story in advance and followed the version. When the zombie version was updated, he seized the opportunity of 60 seconds to seize the ability to transform, accumulate food, and subdue the future empress. The global mutation version took down the strongest auxiliary and the strongest beast king, and the weird version controlled the empress and ended the weird!

When the gods returned, they saw a pair of eternal golden eyes. The former ants evolved into godslayers, standing in front of millions of people, shouting: You are the challengers!

[Flesh + Bones + Doomsday Disaster + Lovecraftian Survival + Civilization Graveyard]

When the mist descended and aberrant horrors howled outside the windows, all players cowered in crumbling shelters, trembling. But Bai Yi found himself teleported right onto the face of the deity "Endless Flesh," witnessing the terrifying feast of the flesh planet being devoured by something even more monstrous—the splattered fragments of flesh and bone that rained down became his only beginner's gift.

Some used mystical seeds to upgrade their shelters, striving to cultivate a World Tree. Others fused theirs with eldritch idols, attempting to establish a Great Cult. And some utilized remnants of lost technology to fortify their shelters, hoping to resist the calamity with science.

Bai Yi, however, fused his shelter with endlessly proliferating flesh and bone.

On the day of its evolution, newly formed bone plates structured themselves into a honeycomb-like support system within the fleshy walls, their surfaces covered in a translucent membrane that revealed the pulsating network of veins beneath. The ceiling sprouted rib-like skeletal rings, while the floor was overgrown with writhing flesh, from which occasional tentacles slithered out.

"Can this... really still be called a shelter?"

Staring at the fully transformed, flesh-and-bone abomination of a refuge, Bai Yi gulped.

[Note: The protagonist's strength remains within the top tier, not overwhelmingly beyond others. This is not a lighthearted story.]

[Eternal Life + Low-Key Cultivation + Borrowing Life + No Female Lead + Growth-Type Protagonist]

[Reminder once again: If you enjoy brainless power fantasy and non-stop slaughter, read with caution!!!]

Gu Ming accidentally transmigrated into the cultivation world. At the start, he has endless lifespan and awakens the talent "Borrowing Life" — if he is killed, he will randomly sacrifice a close relative of his enemy to resurrect himself, and even gain one random ability from the sacrificed person.

Need a cultivation license to join a sect?

Not talented enough, so you have to pay to cultivate?

What? I don’t even qualify to pay to cultivate?

Fine! You won't let me cultivate, huh?

Then I'll just outlast everyone — while others study their way to Immortality, Gu Ming endures his way there with sheer lifespan.

Want to kill me? Go ahead. Kill me, and your whole family dies, starting with your parents. Let’s see how many times your family can afford to be sacrificed!!

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Years later, Gu Ming’s little secret is accidentally exposed. He becomes a plague god in the eyes of all realms — wherever he goes, fear follows. People avoid him like the plague.

Especially those powerful cultivators who like flashy, explosive battles — every time they want a duel, they make sure to steer clear of Gu Ming, fearing they might accidentally kill him.

One righteous sect leader refused to believe the rumors. He found Gu Ming and arrogantly declared:

“I have no family, no ties, I stand alone. Plague God Gu Ming, come — today, I shall rid the worlds of your evil!”