Tang San: Thief, return my Eight Spider Lances! Return my fairy grass! Why can’t my Blue Silver Grass awaken as the Blue Silver Emperor?

Xiao Yan: Which thief stole my strange fire!

Castan: Who stole Feiyan’s heart? I am pleased in every way, but she is indifferent!

Tian Yan: Father, when will you come back to see me and mother again!

Li Xingyun: Shouldn’t the empress like me?

Two pillars: Return my Nissan’s writing wheel!

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A certain Blue Star animal, by chance, crossed to the Douluo Continent, bound to steal the system! From then on, not only the treasures of the heavens and the world, and the techniques… let him steal it! You can also travel through the heavens.

[No system][Semi-invincible][Multiple female protagonists][Not brainless][Shrek line, Sun and Moon line proceed simultaneously]

When he opened his eyes again, Huo Yuhao was reborn at the moment when his martial soul had just awakened. Now, he had not let everything down and still had the opportunity to make up for all his regrets!

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"Mr. Huo Yuhao, as the author of this century's best-selling books, including 'The Theory of Soul Rings as Pseudo-Dantian', 'How Soul Rings Carry Soul Cores', 'The Development of Artificial Soul Rings and Artificial Soul Bones', 'The Combination of Soul Armor and Battle Armor', and 'On the Importance of Blue Silver Grass in the Development of Soul Motives', what are your thoughts?"

"Thinking?"

Huo Yuhao, known as the founder of modern soul guides, the master of the Spirit Transmission Tower, and someone who would never die in the Shura Field, grabbed the microphone and angrily spoke to the camera:

...

Shen An, equipped with a fame system, traversed the Douluo Continent. As long as his fame spread, he could draw all kinds of magical characters and items. And the first magical character he drew was Tom Cat!

"Tom, let's go!"

Shen An shook his head and said, "Uncle Jian, your sword isn't fast enough, nor is it ruthless enough. But don't worry, my cat has come up with something better!"

After a sword duel,

Chen Xin looked at Tom Cat, who was holding a long sword, and fell into self-doubt: "I've practiced swordsmanship for decades, how can I be evenly matched with a cat?"

Dugu Bo, who was renowned on the continent for his poison, looked dumbfounded as he saw his carefully researched poison being neutralized by Tom with just a few blades of grass.

Tang San couldn't believe it as he watched all his hidden weapons miss, saying: "How could my Tang Sect's hidden weapon techniques be dodged by a cat?"

Finally, Shen An's gaze turned to Tang Hao: "The strongest Tool Spirit on the continent, the Clear Sky Hammer?"

"May I ask how you plan to deal with Tom's million-ton iron hammer?"

...

Qian Renxue: "I declare that Tom Cat will become the sacred beast of our Spirit Hall. From now on, the Spirit Hall's uniforms and badges will be uniformly printed with Tom's image."

Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong: "What a cute little kitty, we want to pet it."

Good news, starting with Spirit Hall, Qian Daoliu's second son!

Bad news, a broken book about martial soul, a congenitally useless martial soul, reading

However, after studying for thirty years, he is still useless.

It's level 89 Contra!

The sadness of the old father, the ridicule of the eldest brother, the contempt of others...

Qian Yucheng said:All this is just a little bit of wind and frost!

Haven't you heard that there is always a way out? As long as you want to go, the way is right under your feet.

I am Qian Yucheng, reading can also make the heaven and earth resonate, and achieve godhood

PS: Hit Shrek in the face, conquer beauties, and eat with confidence!

Shit, I run into Tang San right at the beginning! Explode! Don’t think you are great just because you are in heaven, you still have to do what you need to do, first to piss off Tang San, second to piss off Tang San...

Minghui: Yuhao, why don’t you join my sect? Ahem... work for me... The great God King Tang is making trouble again! Junior brother, go and send him off... Well done! As expected of Tang San’s exclusive succubus, the world’s highest injury tolerance, so terrifying!

Tang San: Minghui, you ruined my plan, you have already chosen a way to die!

Tang Wutong: Minghui, you profiteer, capitalist, you are not a human! Huo Yuhao! Are you his dog? So obedient! ?

Huo Yuhao: Senior Brother Minghui is a very good person.

Minghui: Ah, yes, yes, yes, I believe in the goddess of life, a great and good person... Alas, I have become a god? Very good, the attack and defense are also changed!

Tang San, you have already chosen a way to die!

Destruction: Oh, everyone here is garbage, I am the MVP!

Traveled through time and space to become Yu Xiaogang's twin brother, Yu Xiaolie, whose spirit mutated into Luo Sanpao.

He once became the laughing stock of the sect, but only Yu Xiaolie knew that this was the beginning of his counterattack!

Yu Xiaogang was blind and turned the good Holy Dragon embryo into a pig that could only fart.

Yu Xiaolie chose a completely different path, and his spirit continued to develop and evolve, and finally achieved the complete form: Chaos Dragon Emperor!

Yu Xiaogang originally complained about his own unfair fate, but was slapped in the face by Xiaolie!

...

Yu Xiaogang: Why? We are all Luo Sanpao, how can you be so strong, and I can't even reach level 30?

Dai Mubai: I am a dignified evil-eyed white tiger, why do I tremble when I see him?

Xiao Wu: He is the Dragon Emperor, and I am just a little rabbit. It is normal for him to control me, right?

Shura God:...

Having transmigrated to a parallel world, Han Yun found a job earning money by watching videos, unaware that the videos he watched had already been projected into countless worlds.

First video: The three-year promise is fulfilled as we embark on our journey to the Yunlan Sect.

At this moment, the Xiao family of Wutan City, Xiao Yan: Nalan Yanran, don't underestimate a young man's potential!

Nalan Yanran: I'm just taking advantage of your youth and poverty!

The next second, the projection appeared, and Xiao Yan stepped onto the Yunlan Sect, raising his hand to defeat Nalan Yanran.

Upon seeing the video, Nalan Yanran was confused: What does this mean? Karma?

Second video: Tang San becomes the King of Shanghai, wielding a weapon weighing 108,000 jin.

Slime Academy, Tang San: Hahaha, I knew I would be invincible in the future!

But before the smile could freeze, a third video followed. In the video, a boy from Perfect World, who had just drunk beast milk, lifted a 100,000-jin "cauldron" with one hand and excitedly said: "God Liu said that if I lift this cauldron with one hand, I will have reached the half-step Blood-Moving Realm!"

Immediately, the protagonists of all the heavens and myriad worlds were stunned, and Tang San was even more incoherent.

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Reborn in the Great Thousand World amidst a once-in-50,000-year upheaval, carrying a bowl of merit, Ye Kong enters the renowned Great Spirit Mountain, a top-tier power in the Great Thousand World, determined to slay demons, accumulate merit, level up, save money, and become the mountain lord.

But... if Mount Ling is not destroyed, Buddhism will not be upright! As long as the Buddhas are not extinguished, evil spirits will not cease!

He once thought that the greatest sin in this vast world came from the evil races from beyond the realm that were eyeing him covetously in the Demon Realm. It wasn't until he truly witnessed the various aspects of the Holy Buddha Continent that he realized that the greatest sin was not only in the outside world, but also in the Spirit Mountain.

Shouting the slogan "Make Lingshan Great Again" will not bring a bright future, but rather a symbolic recognition of Lingshan's outcasts.

Decades later, a joke, born from the perverse sense of humor of a certain Lord of Merit, circulated throughout the world:

Monsters from the Sky-Piercing Ape Clan Appear in the Great Thousand World

An indescribable beastman demon king is approaching the Buddhist temple.

The despicable and shameless traitors of Lingshan enter the Holy Buddha Continent

The benevolent Ye Kong slayed a host of evil spirits.

The sacred and inviolable Heavenly Venerable of Merit defeated the evil scoundrels of Mount Ling.

The legendary new master of Mount Ling enters his loyal Mount Ling today.

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Reborn Perfect World to become the Footprints of the Emperor before the 30,000 era! Here he abducted the powerful willow god and became... At the same time, he discovered his own sword, which could lead him through the heavens and all worlds, and made an incredible plan in his heart!