In 2121, a terrible pollution disease swept through the world.

“We call it distortion, but perhaps, the history records of later generations will call it an evolution.”

The world experienced involution.

Today, that person’s head split into two. Tomorrow, that flower would grow fangs. The day after that, that fish would climb ashore with its legs…

Lu Yan: And I am merely a mediocre doctor who treats the pollution disease.

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Patient A: When I first grew 18 tentacles, I was having a great time eating [beep—] by the seaside. As soon as Dr. Lu came, he cut 17 of them for me. He’s really a brilliant doctor!2

Patient B: I am a poisonous mushroom. My spores are highly toxic and can be parasitic. I gave birth to hundreds of thousands of microspores, which made it worse for my already poor family. Dr. Lu helped me practice family planning when he came. This great kindness will forever be remembered!

Patient C: I have eight mouths. I was a picky eater and only ate meat, so I set up a slaughterhouse for this purpose. But then, Dr. Lu cured my picky eating. This woman of faith is willing to be a vegetarian for the rest of her life in exchange for Dr. Lu’s happiness and well-being in this life.

Lu Yan, the top of the food chain, the eternal god.

Ren Zhu: Quiet down! Look at the blackboard! I'm about to start my lecture! Naughty Kid 1: Hahaha, who's this, weakling! Naughty Kid 2: Listening to a lecture is worse than dancing. What are you doing listening to a lecture? Get up and have fun! False Good Kid: Sit up straight. Ren Zhu: ... Naughty Kid 1: You received 1 quiet gaze from the homeroom teacher. Your Stamina decreased by 500. You're now weak! Naughty Kid 2: You received 1 deep gaze from the homeroom teacher. Your Intelligence decreased by 50. You're now mentally retarded! False Good Kid: You received 1 gratified gaze from the homeroom teacher. Your Intelligence and Stamina increased by 50. You're now excited.

As soon as Gao Yan came back from vacation in his hometown, he found that there was an eight-handed wooden evil Guanyin in his suitcase that could not be thrown away.

The moment he stepped out of the temple, Gao Yan fell into the Guan Luo Yin scene. A prompting in his ears spoke:

Welcome to the game of the gods~

First, please be sure to obey the words of the gods.

Second, the latest red hot post on the top read: Shock! The whereabouts of Chu Suibi, the only person in the world who passed the main god-level difficulty, is unknown. According to insiders, Chu Suibi is chasing his wife. Yes, you have read that right, that old dog forced Chu Suibi to have a wife!

Gao Yan, who has never involved himself with worldly matters, meets Chu Suibi, someone who is too keen to break the rules.

Gao Yan: I am a good person.

Chu Suibi: Me too.

God: Bullshit!!!