On a frozen tundra, through the billowing steam and blinding blizzard, the shape of a colossal beast slowly emerges.

A grotesque construct seemingly cobbled together from wood and iron, devoid of any sense of beauty or design. Whether it can even move is a mystery—it’s a wonder it holds together at all.

At the front is a massive steel face locked in a twisted grin, with a red mechanical tongue lurking inside its maw.

Below, four claw-like mechanical legs—thin and bird-like—stride awkwardly through the snow, barely supporting the towering monstrosity above. Their fragility is alarming against the beast’s massive frame.

They say, deep within the fortress, a mysterious figure dwells… weaving the fate of all who live.

[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

———

Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

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Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

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Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

The following is a real interview record:

"Professor Evans Kahn, what do you think of the rumors that you are the first generation Dark Lord and the confidant secretly cultivated by Headmaster Dumbledore?"

"That is pure slander!"

Evans stood at the Wizengamot's inauguration ceremony, his face indignant.

"Dark Lord? White Lord? These all sound too scary."

"If there must be a title, I actually prefer the word Beast King."

The next day, newspapers throughout the wizarding world published reports about the third generation Dark Lord changing his nickname.

"Wait, when did I admit that I was the Dark Lord?"

"Don't put all your hopes in the 'savior', let me carry the burden!" "Believe me, there is nothing to fear from Voldemort, he was never our true enemy!" Ethan Vincent, winner of the 2008 World War II Award

Dementors are evil magical creatures that have no facial features and can only distinguish living people by smell and the emotions floating in the air.

Wherever they go, all happiness will disappear, leaving only the deepest fear in people's hearts.

Legend has it that under the hood of the Dementor there is a face that can devour souls...

"That's the theory."

Cohen Norton did not deny this.

"But this doesn't affect my desire to be a good person. No, it's weird."

As he said that, Cohen licked the lollipop in his hand and turned a blind eye to the child next to him who was crying because the candy Cohen's brother gave him suddenly disappeared.

[Ding! Goodwill value +1, sin value +1]

[Note: Giving candy first and then snatching it is immoral and you will be condemned by your conscience]

(This is a story about a funny person who travels through time to the magical world, becomes a subject of some evil black magic experiment and grows up positively and healthily - just listen to it seriously)

- The following is an incomplete introduction -

"What is this, Tom Riddle's diary? There's a soul in it, take a sip."

"What is this, Slytherin's locket? Pry it open and take a sip like an oyster."

"What is this, Hufflepuff's cup? Add some milk tea and take a sip."

...

"What is this, Harry Potter? You smell good, bro, sip--"

"Cohen, don't come over here!"

Burning souls, casting forbidden spells. "Black Emperor" Klein Grindelwald successfully traveled through time and started his third life. This time, he wants to shut up all doubts and prejudices and ascend to the highest Mithril Throne in the magic world in another way! "Knowledge is the eternal pursuit, and power is just a by-product in the process of seeking truth." "Magic is neither good nor bad, neither black nor white.

[Hermione is the only heroine + no system but with cheat codes + cool story]

Should have died in the fire but he survived unexpectedly and became the childhood sweetheart of Hermione next door. After awakening a future memory, Phil Hefs discovered the other side of this world...

Unprecedented fire talent and the unexpectedly acquired sun golden ball gave him the power to change the future.

"The one who should have died didn't die, but the one who shouldn't have died was sacrificed."

"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. This time, there will be no regrets!"

ps: This book contains a lot of Hermione, no vase.

Preliminary foreshadowing, fire talent does not count as cheat codes, cheat codes are in the late first grade, and then the protagonist fights happily.

Based on the movie version, the original and the second creation are supplemented.

At Hogwarts swipe degree friendly time brief introduction: www.uukanshu.com chocolate frog miniature painting #102 golden Glenn? Ollivander The greatest prophet and wand master of all time, the Knight of the Order of the Garter, first class medal winner of the Ollivander Award for his wide recognition of achievements: 1997 defeated the most dangerous dark wizard ever Voldemort; 1998 crushed the dark wizard's evil plot; wand technology reform; promoted international magical cultural exchange.

Mr. Ollivander loves Quidditch and collects chocolate frog miniature painting.

[Harry Potter fan fiction + professor writing + education reform + layout + make up for regrets after the main story begins]

[Slowly warming up! There are new education reforms every year]

Sebastian Swann, an outstanding graduate of Slytherin, heir of an ancient alchemy family, and the richest man in the wizarding world. 12 years after graduation, he returned to Hogwarts as a professor...

Snape: "Sebastian, what made our richest man choose to be a little professor at Hogwarts?"

Sebastian: "To make Slytherin great again!"

Snape: "Tell the truth..."

Sebastian: "To make Hogwarts great again! ... Put away the truth serum, Severus, you are such a bore!"

Snape: "Tell the truth!!!"

Sebastian: "It's all true, except... I still want to make wizards great again!!!"

......

ps：

1. The protagonist graduated from Slytherin, is Snape's friend, and is not very friendly to the deer dog

2. The original female protagonist (a tool person) has no sweet love. The male protagonist is focused on his career and has no children for the time being.

3. Focus on Slytherin's shrewdness and ambition, not bloodline

4. Contains two settings

5. The timeline begins in the second year of the Weasley twins, one year before Harry and the other two enter school.

6. Lightning avoidance: This is the White Lord!!! Not the Dark Lord!