"Why! So many monsters on a mere blue planet!" The aliens invading Earth were practically terrified by the sight before them. "Just so you know, you'll have to treat me to a hundred servings of coffee jelly after this." A pink-haired high school student, wearing two arcade game sticks on his head, communicated telepathically with his companions. "No problem, they'll pay the compensation anyway!" A blond high school student wearing headphones flashed a delightfully wicked smile. "Alright, let's make this quick, Kusuo, Izayoi, so I can demand war reparations from them later," the black-haired high school student, the protagonist of this book, said. The next moment... countless space fleets were shot down by the two Nodos. I recommend watching Heroic Age; it's damn good.

(Daily article, many female protagonists, telling a little story, please take a detour if you mind)

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Don't open the hanger too wide, as it will easily pull your hips.

Take exams, write books, cook, go on dates...

The so-called little happiness in life is just like this.

This is an everyday article mixed with some magical realism.